Will host a risk game if I get enough people in to play it. Atleast 4. After that, it generally takes off fast. I'll post my maps in this thread.
If you dont know what risk is: Its essentially a bastardized version of the boardgame risk where you take over maps with roll values.
Choose a colour, name, and starting location. Put them into your trip
Posting ass so people respond
first off: The classic world map with bonuses.
second: the middle eastern risk with already existant factions.
third: autism risk with lots of options. Overwhelming at first, but very very fun and quickly to get into.
fourth: europe with climate values.
fifth: galactic risk. Interesting and refreshing.
newfag newfag newfag
sixth: russian civil war risk.
seventh: liberian african shithole risk.
good post
good times
eight: america risk. Way too many provinces and too boring imo.
those were all my maps. Now, decide for one!
Do the burgerland Deutschebro.
This one is the most used one, guess that would be the best choice
I would, but trust me, it gets boring very very quickly. The sheer number of provinces draw it out into eternity. I'd personally do that one too
Ok Bro.
Alright! We've decided on this one Now, claim your starting location, colour and name!
>edgy blue
>name
>Siberia
what about this one
we've already decided on another one, but I'll save this one for another time
>Somalia
>Grey / black plis
>Limewirestan 2.5
kahanist empire
yellow
israel
If you are going to host this, you should probably make a new thread. More people will see the OP with a Risk map and might join.
Eh, I'll do this one first and make a new thread once we take off I say.
Silver Compass
Grey
South India
Greys taken, pick another colour
make brown black and gib me dat, nobody wants brown anyway and then he can have grey
Whoops, sorry bro, just roll the dice and give me whatever.
Or this
black is shite because of the text etc.
gave you edgy red
aight guys, we got 4 players, so we can slowly begin now. Anybody joining after will get more starting tiles to let them catch up
kahanist empire reconquers israel
I want to push south into ASSHOLES Sri Lanka.
expand somali dong along coast
write your name into your trip
Sri Lankan genocide immediately, inundate into my cult, slaying all apostates.
Take Siberia
The Black Kangdom of Egypt
Brown
Start in Egypt cause we wuz kangz an sheit.
MUPDATE 1
Take over all of Egypt.
finish Somalia, spill to Yemen
reeeee your names
finish israel, take lebanon + cyprus
spills go to egypt
Continue my campaign into Sri Lanka, if it spills, hit those little cuck islands to the west, for breddy isalnd bobs ok? Thank u
(Spill any additional into greater india)
take central asia
sorry, I started a thread on /b/ and linked to here which got rid of it I guess
>finish Somalia, spill to Yemen
MUPDATE 2
Pharao WeWuz is in a bad spot. Will he be able to fend off israel? Find out in the next mupdate.
...
Take central asia
oops
fill egypt
Based Kangz, plz dont let jews do greater israel ok?
Begin the conquest north into india
fill Yemen, spill Oman
Take over the Sinai Peninsula, we will eventually take over Israel because The Hebrews were really Black as well
does the Black Kang want to make an alliance with the pirates?
MUPDATE 3
The jews kept pushing into egypt, but the BLACK KANGZ managed to retake quite a bit off land with their offensive into sinai, splitting the jewish armies in half. The strength of AFRICA is a force to be reckoned with. Meanwhile Silver Compass got some island boobies while the based somalian pirates conquer more of arabias coastline. Will they come and aid the african KANGZ in their righteous fight?
Nice storyline OP, 10/10
Keep pushing north into INDIA
Pakistan will be INDIAN once more!
dont
continue the reconquest of egypt
Retake the stolen Israeli land in Egypt. If we do then attack mainland Israel
Finnish central asia move to russia
Fill last Oman territory, UAE, Qatar and Bahrain
Spill up the African coast
MUPDATE 4
The BLACK KANGZ keep bravely defending their lands to the last man, under the banner of KARA BOGA, against the filthy d*gs invading their lands. Will this be the end of the Wakanda, the KANGDOM of egypt? Will the AFRICAN PIRATES come to aid their BROTHAS?
Meanwhile, the horde of weeaboos keeps sweeping through asia, converting everybody to anime in the process.
Fight back against the jews
Keep pushing to north butiful
Sorry about name OP
Yes I will agree with an allliance
finish the reconquest
pali
fill the coast up to the kangdom
>Blue
>Liberia Caliphate
>Liberia
Take Peria
is there even a kangdom to align with anymore?
MUPDATE 5
The somalian KANGZ have arrived in the former KANGDOM- only to see that their BROTHAS have been defeated. Will they avenge the fallen KANGZ and liberate AFRICA from the menace of israel?
Meanwhile, a new challenger has risen up- the caliphate of liberia, yet another KANGDOM, ready to conquer the world.
Note to pharao wewuz: you can restart somewhere else, preferably in europe
fill egypt
Fill Persia
accept peace or feel the wrath of kahane
hehehe
fill egypt
Push me further north OP
Let’s start in Italy this time since the Romans were really Black.
fill ivory coast
spills to senegal
I will not mess with you if you don't mess with me. I just want to see kahan fall at all costs and I can't fight them without going through the pirates, who at present pose no threat to me.
track your bonuses or I wont count them
your bonus is 8
unfortunately have to gift territory to Israel or the Caliphate
Whos kahan?
Thanks, fixed.
Israel
MUPDATE 6
The Israelis have taken firm control over egypt, now holding a strong base in AFRICA. The pirates have left, thus the only KANGDOM left in their way is liberia. How will this end?
Meanwhile, a new civilization has appeared in italy- the BLACK ROMANZ. Just as is historically accurate, their leader, Augustus Juul Ceezurz, will lead the BLACK LEGIONS to victory.
fack
K, OP could give up my holdings in Persia and give them to Silver Compass for Turkey?
not if you dont border them
Hibernian Empire
Ireland
Green
Take the Caucasus.
finish egypt
beeline through turkey into persia, defend, and spill into the rest of turkey, in that order
fill every +1 african country
no beelining
Take over all of Southern Italy
then fill turkey, focus on the eastern part
Fill lands to the east making my bonus (+8) then spill the rest to the west without messing with anyone's sovereignty.
I realize that my bonus doesn't apply until next turn.
MUPDATE 7
On the fertile lands of ireland, a new kingdom rises to power, while Asia is getting tensed up as a blue scythe runs through the caucasus.
Write your bonuses into your trips lads please
keep filling the +1 african nations
fill turkey
Take over Sicily and Northern Italy.
Push westward without attacking weebs, spill any additional to the south