I like women like my waifus: cutes, Alices and with a red ribbon
I like women like my waifus: cutes, Alices and with a red ribbon
Bentley Rivera
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Levi Foster
Sebastian Torres
obligatory
Colton Cox
Hehe...t-that was made by a very close friend of mine, in 2011.
Kayden Cook
Okay?
Christian Fisher
>hammer
delete nigger
Elijah Johnson
A-Alice?
Eli Nguyen
T-that's me
Angel Anderson
good night stinky
Wyatt Cook
My... my wife.
David Gray
D-definitely not.
Ian Thompson
You made me a child, you should marry me so you can support your children alice
Joseph Clark
Don't blame your f-full stomach on me, youkai.
It's n-not by my hands that this board is so swollen with the misfortune you feed on.
Michael Bailey
what you call misfortune is your semen Alice... don't avoid the facts
Nicholas Reyes
S-sorry dear, I don't know w-what sort of women you have in a former USSR satellite, b-but I don't have semen.
Connor Parker
Alright.
Jaxon Lewis
this is not funny alice
where is my child support money
Alexander Nelson
Based and ribbonpilled
Zachary Howard
H-hope you enjoy them.
Jonathan Harris
kys lee
Kayden Miller
Isaiah Diaz
No, but I will crop the lewd out of that satori pic and save it
Do you have any where Alice is unhappy?
Brayden Campbell
Benjamin Lee
I am sorry to inform you my son, but looking at two dimensional images of women will get you nowhere in life.
In addition, she will never be real. You should stand up straight and go seek a real partner instead of posting anime.
Owen Rodriguez
crop this
Jordan Long
crop your neck with a boxcutter
Jayden Lewis
lol
Hudson Flores
crop this
Easton Powell
Andrew Howard
2girls futanari
Nicholas Davis
Oh I'm s-sorry, do we have papa Emp here t-taking pot shots at NEETs, like your fandom is somehow above their own worship of 2D?
Protip your holy skellington: models are just as bad as pictures, possibly even worse given your fandoms predilection f-for Slannesh-esq ropings.
By all means, everyone on this chan s-should get some more outside time, b-but that includes you: you are wasting your time here just as surely as everyone else. The only d-difference is the arrogance in thinking you are above it.
Joseph Baker
i don't want to lie alice but your images sucked ass even back then
Jeremiah Diaz
T-thanks!
Luis Peterson
ill give you afuck
Joseph Russell
It's n-not like I'm trying to impress you or anything~!
Elijah Reed
dayum alice
you really want it don't you
post your tummy some day again
Isaac Morgan
You'll j-just have t wait for the Fourth of July thread.
For now, I'll t-take my leave. Talk to you later
Alexander Price
but you can post them any time in my dms
how about some more feets
Jonathan Gutierrez
I will slay all these energy stealing monsters that are w*men and torture all those who were weak willed enough to become hedonistic scumbags.
Austin Edwards
I am not my father, Alice of the three dimensions, though you do prove your ignorance on the matter.
I am here to improve the Jow Forumserial palace, even if it means telling a few an em ay fags to seek this place's exit and boring them with my manner of speech.
(also learn to take a joke please and thank you alice.)
Julian Green
Based and alicepilled
Grayson Stewart
I t-thought you'd understand my joke, Lord Dorn.
But it s-seems your lack of humor has continued even here
Hudson Gomez
Stop doing this to satori
Charles Clark
UWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee
UWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEeeeeee
UUUUUUUUUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
Owen Rivera
if you will say pretty please i will delete the first one
Gabriel Gray
pretty please delete that
Henry Barnes
Pls do not post sad Alices
It brokes my heart
Noah Morales
Well... I made this thread for my waifu 2D Alice margatroid but become a cringe compilation thread
At least I'm recollecting cute alices so not everything is bad
Aiden Peterson
alice bad
Christopher Gonzalez
The truth is....the thread was a cringe compilation from the start.
Noah Adams
Every thread has a little of cringe inside
Landon Morris
>everyone on this chan s-should get some more outside time
Cameron Morgan
When I find my partner I could transform her in my real anime waifu,father?
Lincoln Richardson
Nicholas Murphy
Charles Morris
Why not post tummy now?
Aiden Moore
Stop saying the A word. Every time you say the A word Alice rouses from sleep to check the retarded drivel you type. Every time you say the A word Alice breaks off her focus to check your braindead prattle. Every time you say the A word Alice is startled by the piercing sound of the 5th symphony booming through her speakers. Alice's got eyes on her face, forehead, hands, legs and ass and if you type the A word you'll instantly summon her. Alice is past her prime and you'd better refrain involving her into your shit threads out of respect for the elderly.
Gabriel Roberts
*refrain from
Fuck genglish
Henry Murphy
If you are able to, then yes you may.
My fortifications are constructed from Imperial steel alone, citizen, though my vow of silence is a fortification of sadness and shame in and of itself.
Henry Hughes
>I like women like my waifus: cute.
Based spic.
Leo Torres
Aren't you summoning Alice by saying Alice too?
Justin Lewis
But mine isn't a shitpost
Cameron Cooper
your whole life is a shitpost
Elijah Powell
But Alice 2D is my waifu (not Alice 3d)
Julian Rogers
Your whole country is
Charles Young
I'm b-both Alice2D and Alice3D.
When I p-post cosplays, I'm Alice3D.
When I p-post like this, I'm Alice2D.
S-see, now I recognize you.
Henry Thomas
And s-stop trying to get a peek at my abs, starlord!
Anthony Perry
Why not? You've shown them before.
Besides if there's anything I'd like to get a peek of it'd be butt but I doubt that'll happen.
Adam Powell
Protip: wait until the faggot reposts the same pic 5-6 times then report him for avatarfagging and witness the janny raping his ass.
Isaiah Campbell
>When I p-post cosplays, I'm Alice3D.
Then who is pic? She is in 3D
My wife of course
>When I p-post like this, I'm Alice2D
I'm not a PhD but I think you can't be 2D and 3D at the same time
Nicholas Lewis
korbo korbo korbo
Joseph Evans
Alice shady
Robert Carter
Don't underestimate the power of autism
Chase Martinez
Autism speaks korbo
Jeremiah Howard
All the content i posted on this website is ironic. Any offensive remark towards jews, niggers, women, aussies, russians and italians is purely a product of satire and should be taken with a grain of salt. On account of the aforementioned motives, I can not by any means be held accountable for my wrongdoings, thus I'm exempted from the consequences of my objectionable acts.
Jordan Watson
K
Zachary Richardson
Saged
Henry Gray
LOLE'D