I have a friend who used to be pretty cool in high school, but he went out of town for college to study computers.
He's been gone for a few years. He drops out and returns.
I ask if he'd like to hang out.
>Sure.
I go to his place.
He lets me inside his, then he sits down on the couch and gets glued to his kindle. I ask what he's reading.
>"Fields, Factories and Workshops".
never heard of it before, so i ask what it's about.
>Economics -- mostly proofs for why Adam Smith's theories on specialization were wrong.
Specialization?
>Where you become a specialist in one trade, and spend your life doing that. In the 1800's, the industrial powers of Europe believed from Adam Smith's economic theories that their nations could specialize in manufacturing, and have nations like Russia, India, and China specialize in agriculture, but all those nations began industrializing and competing with Western Europe's imports, lowering Western Europe's profit margins, ushering the collapse of specialization. The once industrial powers of the world now have to a certain extent recapitulated back to manufacture and agriculture, and the agricultural economies continue to industrial. These economies are naturally reverting back to producing goods mostly for their home markets.
>Turns out, most people would rather learn more than one trade and work to satisfy their own needs.
That book sounds pretty tedious and boring.
>It is. But it's a companion piece for the "Conquest of Bread", and knowledge of economics models and their criticisms is important these days.
>Next will be "Mutual Aid: A Factor of Evolution".
I ask if he had any games.
>There's a Switch, but it hardly sees any use.
>Taking a shower. See you in a bit.
Play Switch for a bit. There are very few games. Breath of the Wild, Cave Story, Splatoon. That's all. I decide to put on Breath of the Wild.
A few minutes later, my friend comes back from his shower.
His outfit is more formfitting this time.
His torso is pear-shaped.
>Excuse me?
I have a friend who used to be pretty cool in high school, but he went out of town for college to study computers
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I apologized and said I was talking about Link, which was a lie.
>Oh, yeah. Wonder why they did that.
I wanted to know what happened with college.
>Couldn't pay for it.
So now what?
>I got a job at a thrift store, and a raise within the first month. They're gonna be helping me at the community college to study nursing.
That's sounds good.
>Yea, helping people would be great.
Aren't you worried about it being a female-dominated field though?
>A little, but I think it's my calling.
Look again at his torso.
There are tits.
They're really small, but they're there.
Breathing hard.
>user, are you okay?
[I'm dealing with a block here, I'll see if I can come up with something to help it move on in a bit]
lol is this a true story or some creative writing shit? either way, nice story, user
Conquest of bread is communist literature btw
Nobody remembers that much of a conversation
loosely based on real stuff.
and I'm the Anarcho-Commie.
just letting off steam about how people think i look like a girl and crap like that
>loosely based on real stuff.
>and I'm the Anarcho-Commie.
>just letting off steam about how people think i look like a girl and crap like that
you lost the fuck out of me right here. off yourself.
what a faggot.
no thank you lol
no please go ahead. I insist. rid the world of your excessive faggotry.
I write write something based for you instead
nope, i have a cause now.
i wouldn't dare
Sorry to break it for you, but I'm not interested in reading your blog. I feel sorry for your existence. You wrongly assume you deserve attention. You really don't. Please kys.
I can tell that you don't actually hate me, Because you are not communicating your actual feelings
Are you talking to me or him
man, I was thinking how much the guy in your story sounded like a faggot
uh yeah sorry I didn't realize you were a different person. my bad, meant to reply to the OP.
Oh okay it's fine
do it.
write about a nasty russian who tells femboys to off themselves.
i'm sure he'd feel very empowered
It is morning and akari akaza awakes to her sister telling her to get up:"you're almost late for school akari". Akari jumps out of bed . She rushes down the stairs and quickly drinks her morning orange juice and bursts out of the door with a toast in her mouth. She stayed up a little bit later than usual because she had to help kyoko with her doujinshi. During that time she drank a lot of coffee to help her stay up. While she is running she recognizes something. She was in so much of a rush , she forgot to use the restroom. She can feel her bladder filling up with the orange juice she drank and she thinks about stopping by a convenience store, "no I can't I'm already about to be late, I can go later once I get to school" she thinks as she increases her pace . She finally makes it to school just in the nick of time. the teacher hands out a test and akari thinks "drats I can't ask to go to the bathroom". She looks at the first question but her bladder screams at her to do something. She crosses her legs and the pressure , she can't think about anything but the pressing urge to urinate. She realizes that she is bobbing he legs up and down . The clock says 5 minutes have passed but it feels to her it feels like an eternity . She feels her bladder spasm , she grabs her panties to stop the flood. She squirms her legs but the spasms don't stop coming. She dribbles in her panties and the dribble becomes a stream. Slowly her surroundings fade as she focuses on her pressing want to control herself , tears are rolling down her eyes adding to the growing puddle of urine. And then it stops raining , and she sees herself in a black room . She is floating in space and a hamburger tells her "eat me my child" so she does , killing her father and she feels the her essence bleeding into the ether. Everything is ok , everything is ok , she thinks . And everything was ok. There is nothing left . There was nothing but the one. The Earth cries because it lost another life.
>She was in so much of a rush, she forgot to use the restroom.
oh no i can see where this is going
why my peepee hard
>femboys
that's a too fancy way to say you're just retarded and a failure.
epic
weird.
it's okay though
it was meant to be erotic.
and educational
success and intellect are defined by the body.
got it
no it was after reading the akari one
I'm sorry but I don't argue with retards. Also I have trips so your argument is irrelevant.
Idk
ok