We ran out of sex

We ran out of sex.
wot do?

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Yesterday I found a bag of sex in the forest near my home. What do I do with the bag of sex?

if america and russia merged together saint petersburg would be renamed to saint petersburger
true story cant make this up

share it with your frens
>would be renamed to saint petersburger
Am I such a legend?

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I have no friends. I will keep all of the sex for me

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Could you send me some sex by mail pls?

No

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go pillage neighboring countries and take theirs
dont OD, have a sex sitter with you during the entire time you are on sex

hmm i think thats the schools systems fault

Why am i such a yellow fever, weeb faggot? Sigh...

this but jungle fever and not weeb and faggot

that's why our counts can't just get along, you know.

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Put your commies in gulags, we put ours and we can get along

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share sęēx

>faggot
not actually homo.
I just want qt nip gf

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then go to canada

nice 9 checked.
No matter weather put commies in gulags or not, you don't wanna share secse.

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also, where did secks go? if you ran out you had some right?

What are there a lot of them in Canada?

I had some liquid sekses, but it's kinda illegal stuff so I won't tell you where I used to get it.

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fair enough, are sekse dealers common in russia? its pretty cheap over here, where does your seks stash come from? do you know? In france, the secs imports illegally through marseille but also comes from spain wbu?.

Canada is chinese colony

it mainly imports from Ukraine and via Belarus. Western secs is a rare thing though.

quality is always hard to come by,how is the secs from those parts, never tried.
Do you have any common strain of seks i could compare it too?

Hm, Liquid Ukrainian hetero.
A fren of mine also tried artisanally made secs but it's always the incestous strain after all and a bit dangerous.
btw Some ppl say that the (civill) War in Ukraine is on, because of the seces traffic profits.

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ah yes, liquid ukraninan, i have some peasent freinds who tried to make their own inscestuous secs but ened up with some retarded result, they said it could even grow so yeah that shit is wack. i hadnt heard the theory abt ukrain. speaking of, question: assuming you are an average russian , what is your pov on putin?

Last time I googled the POVs on Putin...
never mind.
Conversation's over.
I ave to go.
cya.

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lmao, my next question was if you were using a vpn for this kind of shit. but pls come back comrad, im having a nice time here

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make mor

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This cross stands for NO
NO incestous strains allowed.

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i need NOW

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sex with same sex