After much time in development hell, the first edition of the Novel Nukem is finally out!
The price isn't some wimpy ass (You), it's a giant motherfucking explosion bitches.
Yuros, leaves, and patriots alike, send in your best booms.
The Novel Nukem - First Edition
Ryan Parker
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Isaac Martinez
Andrew Sanchez
Easton Gutierrez
Nathan Davis
Colton Adams
Final page.
Huge thank you to Sataniafag, Bant Snooper, Regin, Andy, PD, Stefan, Flippy, and everyone else who helped make this first edition!
Anthony Brooks
based paper here's a (you) for u
John Lewis
thanks e-celeb nuduke
the e stands for epic
Jaxon Ramirez
boom
Grayson Barnes
Good fucking shit, brother.
Alexander Barnes
Cameron Gray
Hell yes everyone.
Jose Mitchell
Hunter Hernandez
Anglo propaganda.
Brayden Brooks
bunch o underage fags who never even saw """old""" 4chins
they can blow it out of my hairy ass
Grayson Nelson
Aw shit, I didn't see the bit about explosions. As compensation ill post the most American explosion in world history.
Alexander Cooper
not bad. not bad at all.
Jayden Ortiz
Should've uploaded the GIF form
But there isn't a segment about >romania
mainly because it got stuck in an endless cycle of designing and redesigning, but that's beside the point.
Jow Forums oldfigs aren't really Jow Forums oldfigs to be honest.
Nice one Duke!
Hoping the reception is like Duke 3d and not Duke Forever.
Gabriel Gonzalez
nice trips. im happy to see a return of a paper and it seems quality. lets try and claim those septs from those scriptfags
Easton Robinson
>old namefigs good
>new namefigs bad
boy oh boy, Lügenpresse at its finest
Asher Morris
Hell yeah, imptrash and cirnofags got nothing on Dukeposting.
Cooper Barnes
>or higher quality posters
Having new posters isn't a bad thing, it's what's posted that matters.
Korbo is a pretty old poster yet everything he posts is garbage.
Kevin Collins
Eli Roberts
Well done lad.
Jeremiah Scott
You not tarnishing the good name of Based Romania does not mean this isn't Anglo propaganda. It is an invention created by the vile Anglo and it is therefore evil, and must be purged, it only advances the agenda of the Anglo which propagates hedonism and scumbaggery while undermining traditional Romanian values all at the same time.
Adam Johnson
namefag circlejerk discord shit
fuck off op
Noah Stewart
Never played minecraft but judging by the way articles are structured its just another piece of mason propaganda!
Gavin Allen
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS POOPYHEAD
Parker Jackson
based
Dominic Watson
Posting in explosively epic thread.
Tyler Martinez
I shall let Jow Forums know about 7s, maybe they will help defeating C*rno once and for all.
Isaac Wright
the lengths namefags go trying to be famous is just incredible
6 entire pages of boring assinine shit that clearly took a long time to produce nothing of value
Easton Cook
FUCK BUMPCULT AND FUCK C*RNO IT WAS A PROPAGANDA PAPER ALL ALONG.
HAIL KOT
Brody Johnson
based-er
No paper is without readers of the Yellow Press going against it.
oh no not mason propaganda
The best explosion in history, thank you Russian
Your based levels just broke through the roof lamoe
Angel Brown
asinine, but that typo is funny
but yeah your "paper" fucking sucks and basically fucking kill yourself
James White
t.
Liam Reyes
Yellow press POOPyhead lolemao
Asher Scott
bump of explosionness
Gabriel Edwards
explosions you say?
Hunter Lee
Jackson Gutierrez
This bloody filesize limit.
Asher Turner
good job
youtube.com
Bentley Cox
Good shit
Cooper Sanders
WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS BABY
Hunter Ward
Gotta wonder why we got pushed back down to 2mb again.
Thanks lad
I honestly can't say I was expecting you to reply, but thanks dude.
Nathan Howard
>again
B-but I don't recall it ever being raised?
Thomas Jones
epic
Julian Scott
PSA ready for deployment.
Mason Parker
Noah Wilson
hell yeah, good to see this out!
Cooper Turner
Almost forgot to pay an explosion.
Owen Reed
Double checked with some friends.
You're right, it's always been 2mb, my memory is just absolute total fucking shit.
Ebin :D
hell yeah
Kablooey
Took a little too long to get out, to be frank.
Thomas Wood
It's a nice paper
Cooper Reed
>Took a little too long to get out, to be frank.
Sorry for the delays
Grayson Thompson
James Turner
thanks duke
Elijah Gutierrez
It’s all good, releasing a (relatively) quality product late is better than releasing a rushed product early.
Fuck yeah we are, fellow patriot
Thanks mexibro
Ethan Jackson
Bentley Evans
forgot the explosion payment
Tyler Watson
I can FaP to that.
Kayden Hill
here you go duke
Ayden Diaz
Jayden Miller
This sucked but I am too tired to tell you why. Avgn was funny though
Jonathan Johnson
(OP)
nice one! here's to the resurrection of Jow Forums
Owen Morgan
REAL SWEET AS FUCKIN SHIT NERD . HERE'S A BIG ASS EXPLOSION LOL SUCK MA BALLZ
Parker Lopez
ALSO WANNA SAY THAT THIS PAGE IS REALLY FUCKIN GAY LOL , @ ME FO SOME REAL REPILLED SHIT -M00T
Carson Martin
You know what
Fuck your Duke Nukem bullshit.
It's so old, that the creator doesn't give a flying shit about it anymore.
Fuck Duke Nukem, fuck by itself, and fuck dukeposting. And fuck you, too.
Parker Price
>>>/baaa/
Owen Carter
LOL WHY DDONT YOU FUCK THIS DICK YOU FUCKIN BITCH BABY HA HA HA
Daniel Wood
I already went there.
Robert Jenkins
Well deserved
Been a while since I saw the last newspaper
James Miller
Based
Brayden Phillips
Good effort. You may lack prose and your biases are as clear as daylight, but it's still decent OC.
Daniel Green
Basically this, OP you should go to reddit and stop posting here. You also need to be +18 to post here.
Jesus fucking Christ, I don’t want to use reddit language but whole shit is fucking hard to read due to tranny drama discord tier cringe.
Henry Barnes
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Juan Taylor
Thanks for the feedback guys, I’ll try my best to make the next edition better.
Thanks lads
Something is better than nothing I suppose.
Joshua Roberts
kys stupid zoomer fag
Ian Gonzalez
Jack Rogers
newfag newfag newfag
Owen Flores
nine trips, here an extra (You) as a tip.
Parker Reed
paper good
Carter Rogers
paper big good
Bentley Rodriguez
I've never seen this drawing of Jow Forums-tan before, It's really good
Joshua Diaz
It's more content from our talented Filipino friend.
Jonathan Carter
Based
Big BOOM but the gif appears static friend
leaf good
I remember that image, it's a pretty good one
It was drawn by Flippy alongside this Cirno in the 7555555 GET
Nathaniel Murphy
Here is one free boom.
t. Andy
Ayden Perez
Jow Forums is a DEAD board, get over it. pathetic fucking losers.
Kevin James
(You)
Brandon Mitchell
(You)
Gabriel Ward
>t. Triggered
Lucas Jenkins
Who are you quoting?
Jonathan Harris
oh yeah, I've always loved him artwork. can't believe I missed it.
William Wood
You’re not allowed in the server anyway lel
Oliver Rodriguez
Unbased and ralseipilled.
Evan Watson
ralsei next issue
James Morris
havent been here in a while, but this is good
Easton Scott
(One gigantic fuck off explosion)
Kayden Moore
FaP ID, but yes, this.
Kevin Bell
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Thank you for the Simon friend, that's of equal value to an explosion methinks
Good explosion, it was very gigantic.
Christian Collins
The most based paper on Jow Forums, good job.