*spits on pavement*

*spits on pavement*
*sips lilt*
whos on cod4 tonight lads

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>randomly spits for no reason
Fuck you for that

Gregg's is so fucking trash. Fuck this country, we have the worst food culture. Americans have all these indie diners and food trucks and its all kinds of amazing shit that is unique to that place, here no would even try anything that isn't a bland all-in-one kebab/fish'n'chips/fried chicken shithole.

Why do you think americans shit themselves all the time?
Qualiy control for food is low so those fuck trucks might as well be poison for being so dirty.

>Gregg's is so fucking trash

mate I'll fookin av ya fo' that

Fucking road wars mate, love it

Literally just look for them ya fuckin nobhead. They exist, Greggs and fucky diners aren't mutually exclusive. Also cheapo greggs near me. 2 pasties for 1.20 Full bag of millionaire shortbread for 50p. 4 donuts for a quid.

>pic
take me back

>be labor
>go to lunch because i forgot my sandwich in the fridge
>buy mcdonalds $1 burger and ice coffee
>30 minutes later stomache rumbles
>feel like i need to fart
>suddenly doesnt feel like fart
>rush to toilet
>liquid shit exits my ass
>someone starts slamming on the door asking me to hurry up
>its coworker who went to mcdonalds with me
>pushing as hard as i can
>he gives up and goes to shit on a tree
>the back of his pants get splashed from the liquid that exits his ass
fast food, never again

>spitting all the fucking time
Filthy habit enjoyed by people with shitty teeth/gums

>he doesnt enjoy shooting a fast and heavy snot filled projectile and the loud WACK sound it makes

>caramel shortbread

fuuug muh dick, that shit is so good, try Scottish tablet sometime user you'd like it, it's absolutely God-tier

Then why don't you fuck off to America and eat el goblino's tacos. Meanwhile I'll be enjoying my steak slice from Gregg's.

Hawking up a good time.

Fuck you. If I ever see you do that in public, you're getting bopped one, mush.

no you're not.

you'd be hitting people all the fucking time.

My Gf is off so I’ll probably watch the new Zi-o episode with her then she will probably play some Kingdom Hearts while I study for my current class.

Always hated seeing people do this. Filthy twats.

Will do boss, that shit looks great

the real problem with that food is a serious lack of fiber. if you had a relatively good diet you wouldn't suffer so much eating shit food every once in a while

>spitting on the pavement
THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY IS DOING THIS i fucking hate each and every single one of those shitheads.

SCORE SUM FAKIN GOALS

COME ON INGERLAND

>SSX3 and GTA SA on PS2 instead of Xbox
shit ports you got senpai

50p btw, half eaten this bag

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Wish I had a job, lads. Been NEET far too long. At least Mum got me Greggs today.

>lilt
god damn, that brings me back

I'm American and I can confirm you're dead wrong. If anything I have too much trouble shitting myself. I always end up having huge shits because I simply can't push it out for whatever reason and I end up shitting like once a week, give or take a day.

>shitting once a week

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I have a friend that used to only shit weekly, he'd keep it in as long as humanly possible because he hated the feeling of shitting for some reason.

Hank Hill that’s just as bad as shitting yourself.

i haven't shat since sunday morning, what's wrong with me kek

Mate. Don't even talk shit about Greggs.

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