Tfw can't drink more than 12 beers in one night

>tfw can't drink more than 12 beers in one night
>tfw i bought only 4-5% beers (last time i bought beer)
>forced to drink that garbage
>can't manage to drink enough of that shit to get drunk
>haven't been drunk in like 2 months
next time i will buy stronger beer...

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¥tfw can't drink more than 12 beers in one night
¥tfw i bought only 4-5% beers (last time i bought beer)
¥forced to drink that garbage
¥can't manage to drink enough of that shit to get drunk
¥haven't been drunk in like 2 months
your welcome

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be Finnish
build superior resistance to alcohol through generations of abuse
feel jealous of Americans who get wasted from 2 cans of Bud light
ebin

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your whole fucking circulatory system is made of vodka

it fucking sucks because i hate the taste

only good news is that i dont get hungover

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It would lead me to believe you might be living in the wrong country fren

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they dont even sell beer that is over 6% in finland so i order my beer from germany online and they deliver it. its a lot cheaper too.
but this time i made the mistake of only buying shitty 4-5% beer and its not working at all.

well I'm not the one complaining
also there's still some blood percentage in my vodka
>Bush
Anno 9/11

A few days ago I had a locally brewed 20% blonde beer. Very tasty but kicks like a goddamn mule

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>20% beer

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24 beers 0,33 litres that is 4,5% costs like 20 euro here. tastes like garbage.
only one store sells hard alcohol so they have monopoly. the alcohol is taxed like crazy.
The best beer I can get is online german beer that is 7-8%: 24 of those costs like 10 euro

stop getting drunk

and getting beer too*

how do i get through life

Yeah that shit isn't normal
Fries your brain after two or three glasses
Hmmm I'm not sure if I could find that much cheaper tbqh

get through life without the addictions

im also very autistic so i just sit on my computer and drink alone (i've never been to a bar) so im very happy about the german online stores that sell me cheap alcohol

but i get addicted to things i like

Don't drink, you'll live longer.

why would i want that

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