What are your plans for the weekend?

What are your plans for the weekend?

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Revolting against the modern world wbu

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Stopping user's revolt against modern society

Hoping to Mann Up in MVM with someone. I bought like 3 tickets after someone in Jow Forums made a thread to join him. Good time.

Going home as it's Mother's day this Sunday.

Lol

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im going to see bladee

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Study

Might take some LSD fren

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Beat meat and vidya

:/ Fun

Don't you prick.

So same as every other day.

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Why not? I'm a very spiritual person.

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You're meant to be on the road for self-improvement, you're doing good, don't flunk it.

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I don't think you quite understand psychedelics. People find it helps their mental health in the long term and report of a positive outlook on life for weeks, even months later. It's not like I'm sniffing coke or getting drunk. Psychedelics are very therapeutic if you know what you're doing. Have you ever tripped before?

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Anyway I'm not having it tonight, might have it tomorrow afternoon after the gym.

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Fool.

What you having for dinner? I might order a takeaway :/

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Takeaways are bad for your health, I thought you were self-improving, fool. ;)

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Lol fucker, but you're the one who's been openly talking about ways you're improving your health & mind.
Plus I opted to make food instead, the cost is not worth it for one meal.

What are you up to?

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How you get bong fren? My fren no sell

Also what did you end up doing, as in did you book 4 days off as you planned to?

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I got me some Nepalese/Indian takeaway. Very tasty fren. Hoping to use this when I go creeping in Nepalese bar in Sheppard's Bush. They won't even realise I'm a pajeet because I'm very pale for an Indian mwahahahaha!!!

How get Nepalese wife without tricking stupid lady that I'm white?

U need drugs?

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Off a guy from work.
They didn't have any holiday forms when I asked, will have to ask again when I go back.
Yummy, will you burn it off at the gym tomorrow fren?

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Yezzz take my moneys yes yes come to me

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Gym? No I'll be sleeping till about 1pm

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Why are you having a drink?

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You're under arrest!

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So what's your shift this weekend?

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I don't know yet

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Lol When are you gonna know

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I'm off tomorrow, probably in Sunday.

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Because I'm lonely and I live with mummy

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Wuz only joking officer. Free speech Sir

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Oh, what did you get your Mum for Mother's Day?

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You're coming with me, dirtbag

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Oh fren so do I
I got her an alarm clock and a bottle of Skyy vodka. You?

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I just got her a display to hang on the wall, basically saying how important of a Mother she is to me.

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First saw sky vodka in Ibiza. It was so cheap back then fren.
You habs no jurisdiction

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It's a joint operation between Interpol, FBI, CIA and Met Police

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am sieng u awl a sowng todei

*ahim*

WUN PUNJ!! TWEE... TU... WUN... Keelshut! eym heer 4 fuon eym nombor wun (wut r u saeng?) (frostrayshun!) (noe wun ken stup mi!) wun punj! dats eet! ey alwaes ween!
(Leesin 2 mi!) (Vectery agen!) powur get moer power! Lahst menet lemet cowntign - twee... tu... wun... HEYWO! Downt wunnuh heer u caawlign owt mi naem eym nowt heer 4 fourchin und faym HEYWO! ensted ell fiite noing nobudy nows mei naem... (Noboade nos hu hei es!) Mi fows re clowseng een und covereng tha ski! ...Buht eym wunt tewrn mi baj tunoite! HEYWO! eyll stai - unteel ey tayst tha dert uf defeet sumdae... uhnleesh mi feest!
HEYWO! twee... tu... wun... Fite bajk! Poosh un, preepared, fite fayr nd sqayr (Whuts goeng un? awl uf mi fows r guwn) Leht juhstece lahst Nu qushchins asjed (Gib mi tha hart, tu cuht thru tha durk nd ween!) Powor! Git moer Powor! Adrenalen iz floing thru mi brayn Powor! Git moer Powor! Wit deescaplen n everi howr tat eyve traynd HEYWO!
Tha tawlist mowtin sturted ehs a stown
ey wunce wus week buht noew eyv growhn
HEYWO! ey no, tha weeknes witen iz mi graytist fow Poosh un! Tha moretall mun ey usd 2 bi haes deid Thurs gawds insyde mi furst tunite HEWO! eyl stey unteel ey taest tha durt uf defeet sumdai Unleese mi feest!
HEWO! Unbwakable, Uhnyeeldign Dwaw tha fewtur n mi mynd Nu mahter wut tha cowst
Aht ne dei nd ne tym Hewo dei and nite!
Soreing prowd nd hiy! HEWO! Dunt wunt tu heer u cawlen owt mi naem eym nawt heer 4 fourchin nd faem HEWO! ensted eyl fite nowing nobodi nows mi naem Poosh un!
Tha moartel mahn ey ustd tu b hus dyed
Teres gawds insyd mi feest tonite HEWO!
eyl stey untyll ey tayst tha durt uf defeet sumdai Uhnleese mi feest! HEWO!
HEWOO! AHH! AHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHH!
eym gunnuh b tha stwongist HEWOO!

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Shid sorry sirs what can I do for you officer fren?

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Working all weekend, staying overnight where my work is going.

Give me some sips

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Chillin like a degenerate hikikomori that I am ;_;

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You can have two sips on my monster fren

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*bakj wushis*

sori fren

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Smoked one 15 minutes ago, gonna roll another one up. It's gonna be a long night

I want the full can!

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Gibs me your dubs first fren

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Check 'em

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Habs the can of boost instead fren

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Tomorrows my birthday so I’m getting trashed at a Mexican restaurant then at a bar. I’ll be 23

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Replace one of my gutters
Yardwork

Happy early Birthday

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study for Net+
play Europa Universalis, remove kebab

Pits down fren. I don't sniff man pits

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Thanks fren

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Getting decently drunk and playing Red Dead Online

Gonna head out to the gym then begin my trip this afternoon.

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Your Mum will be happy :)

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I don't fugging know

posted a post in a local social-media about how i'd like to meet some new people. some people've already messaged me. feelsprettygood.flac

the usual

Christcuck

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