What are your plans for the weekend?
What are your plans for the weekend?
Revolting against the modern world wbu
Stopping user's revolt against modern society
Hoping to Mann Up in MVM with someone. I bought like 3 tickets after someone in Jow Forums made a thread to join him. Good time.
Going home as it's Mother's day this Sunday.
Lol
im going to see bladee
Study
Might take some LSD fren
Beat meat and vidya
:/ Fun
Don't you prick.
So same as every other day.
Why not? I'm a very spiritual person.
You're meant to be on the road for self-improvement, you're doing good, don't flunk it.
I don't think you quite understand psychedelics. People find it helps their mental health in the long term and report of a positive outlook on life for weeks, even months later. It's not like I'm sniffing coke or getting drunk. Psychedelics are very therapeutic if you know what you're doing. Have you ever tripped before?
Anyway I'm not having it tonight, might have it tomorrow afternoon after the gym.
Fool.
What you having for dinner? I might order a takeaway :/
Takeaways are bad for your health, I thought you were self-improving, fool. ;)
Lol fucker, but you're the one who's been openly talking about ways you're improving your health & mind.
Plus I opted to make food instead, the cost is not worth it for one meal.
What are you up to?
How you get bong fren? My fren no sell
Also what did you end up doing, as in did you book 4 days off as you planned to?
I got me some Nepalese/Indian takeaway. Very tasty fren. Hoping to use this when I go creeping in Nepalese bar in Sheppard's Bush. They won't even realise I'm a pajeet because I'm very pale for an Indian mwahahahaha!!!
How get Nepalese wife without tricking stupid lady that I'm white?
U need drugs?
Off a guy from work.
They didn't have any holiday forms when I asked, will have to ask again when I go back.
Yummy, will you burn it off at the gym tomorrow fren?
Yezzz take my moneys yes yes come to me
Gym? No I'll be sleeping till about 1pm
Why are you having a drink?
You're under arrest!
So what's your shift this weekend?
I don't know yet
Lol When are you gonna know
I'm off tomorrow, probably in Sunday.
Because I'm lonely and I live with mummy
Wuz only joking officer. Free speech Sir
Oh, what did you get your Mum for Mother's Day?
You're coming with me, dirtbag
Oh fren so do I
I got her an alarm clock and a bottle of Skyy vodka. You?
I just got her a display to hang on the wall, basically saying how important of a Mother she is to me.
First saw sky vodka in Ibiza. It was so cheap back then fren.
You habs no jurisdiction
It's a joint operation between Interpol, FBI, CIA and Met Police
am sieng u awl a sowng todei
*ahim*
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Tha tawlist mowtin sturted ehs a stown
ey wunce wus week buht noew eyv growhn
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Aht ne dei nd ne tym Hewo dei and nite!
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Tha moartel mahn ey ustd tu b hus dyed
Teres gawds insyd mi feest tonite HEWO!
eyl stey untyll ey tayst tha durt uf defeet sumdai Uhnleese mi feest! HEWO!
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eym gunnuh b tha stwongist HEWOO!
Shid sorry sirs what can I do for you officer fren?
Working all weekend, staying overnight where my work is going.
Give me some sips
Chillin like a degenerate hikikomori that I am ;_;
You can have two sips on my monster fren
*bakj wushis*
sori fren
Smoked one 15 minutes ago, gonna roll another one up. It's gonna be a long night
I want the full can!
Gibs me your dubs first fren
Check 'em
Habs the can of boost instead fren
Tomorrows my birthday so I’m getting trashed at a Mexican restaurant then at a bar. I’ll be 23
Replace one of my gutters
Yardwork
Happy early Birthday
study for Net+
play Europa Universalis, remove kebab
Pits down fren. I don't sniff man pits
Thanks fren
Getting decently drunk and playing Red Dead Online
Gonna head out to the gym then begin my trip this afternoon.
Your Mum will be happy :)
I don't fugging know
posted a post in a local social-media about how i'd like to meet some new people. some people've already messaged me. feelsprettygood.flac
the usual
Christcuck