NUCLEAR EXPLOSION RECORDED

VOLGOGRAD (AP) — Reports of a nuclear detonation occurring early Saturday morning in Volgograd, Russia have been widespread. Accounts from people as far as 70KM from the blast site have reported feeling loud booms, shaking and windows shattering. Seismic activity in the region also point to a large detonation. Russian authorities have not made any official statement but all avenues are being investigated. DEVELOPING...

HOLY FUCK GUYS IF YOU CAN'T READ A NUKE JUST WENT OFF IN RUSSIA
IT IS HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING

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HOLY MOLY

Like I care. Fuck this gay earth

and nothing of value was lost

This was originally predicted by ZERO HEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

>No link

Sage, faggot

wake me up when I"m personally getting nuked faggot or don't get my hopes up

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no source and google search brings nothing
just the average bait thread

SUSPECT IDENTIFIED
rogue nuclear scientist anatoly kumiyavich from moscow.

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Q PREDICTED THIS

Are you a retarded cousin of FBI?

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Nuclear testing omg no weigh

Reminder that in december, 3 months ago, an asteroid exploded with 10 times the force of the hiroshima bomb and nobody even realized.
Nuclear holocaust is a meme.

My balls are stuck to my leg, I'll have to check this out later if they come unglued.

Likely meteor.

>feeling loud booms
>feel
>a LOUD
>BOOM
pretty sure that is supposed to be shit you HEAR

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Not if you are deaf, wise guy

If true, retards probably bombed themselves

A NUCLEAR DETONATION JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

fake and gay

BREAKING NEWS

We have some footage of one of the suspects in the area the day before this incident happened, identified by russian police as Samuil Hidanov

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

CAN CONFIRM
NUCLEAR DETONATIONS JUST ROLLED DOWN THE STREET
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sergei Hiddenolovich?

true if big

Put me in the screencap

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>nukes
>he still believes the greatest lie ever told for decades during the cold war by both sides to keep their citizens in check

STINKY WHEN we need this stinkied at the top of the board

it was just a fart

Fucking kek

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Wtf guys an ICBM Nuclear missle
just flew over my house !

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I T ' S O V E R

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Sauce?

What is an explosion?

What is a sudden increase in pressure from explosion?

What is......you know what......fuck it

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if it's loud enough you feel it as well

prolly another meteor

go back to bed sperglord

They tested a nuke in 2017 as well. If they want to contaminate their own tundra, that's on them.

no source, no bump

probably another meteorite

the source is ap you fuckstick

for the rest of you morons

quit bumping bullshit

fake as fuck nigger

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then why don't you post the fucking link? dumbass

not getting a bump from me until a legit link is posted

Fucking kek
Hiroshima just did that all on its fucking own then

FUCK A NUKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

No link, news formatting is incorrect, wording is suspicious.

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A Meteorite impact still a Happening tho

Wtf a Meteorite just flew over my house !

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true it's clearly fake

CHECK'D HOLY HELL AN IVANOVICH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

Gas fake happeningfags

>not wanting to nuke yourself
How new are you?

I meteor'd ur mum last night

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source? op is a faggot but are you

Digits and Israel gets nuked soon

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Space is a meme

A nuke just detonated in my bed room

Germany is a meme

A NUCLEAR BOMB JUST FLEW OVER MY CAR

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HOLY SHIT THE DISCORD TRANNIES ARE SHILLING THIS THREAD HARD - WHAT ARE THEY HIDING??????

SOMEONE LOOK AT CRIPPLECHAN AND SEE IF Q POSTED ABOUT THIS YET

>no link

get leafed, cancer.

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Sage

Jehovah is a post-op tranny microcephalic nigger who eternally gets gang banged by millions of demonic AIDS niggers in a pool of boiling non jew semen and shit.

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The only correct response in this thread.

>his father didnt love him enough to take him to see the fireworks

Nigger if there was a nuke detonated on this planet you'd fucking know it because WWIII would be happening. Sage this awful dogshit. Happeningfags are always wrong and fucking stupid.

Singles and israel gets nuked NOW.

WEW LADS THE BIG ONE IS COMING

The mods can't help you now.

based and digitspilled

BREAKING NEWS
What was assumed to be a nuclear explosion in Volgograd turned out to be the explosion of OP's prolapsed anus. The gigantic anal prolapse pierced the core of the planet and erupted on the other side of the globe, scientists confirm.

look retards, i get it, but they chose poor words, period
they could've said intense shock wave or vibration
"LOUD BOOMS" is strictly heartier speech shit
end of discussion
i know you may not like it, but this is what peak autism looks like

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shut up ayy

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Absolutely can confirm. A nuke just flew over my house. 2 scoops , 2 Terms , 2 booms and 2 ( double neutron) flashes in the upper atmosphere.
Reeeee save me Hillary !!!!!

Good night everybody. I am so tired I must sleep now. It's nothing. We are all going to be okay so please stop visiting this website for the next 18 hours.

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>oh no, not russia

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what the fuck is this, he was clearly talking to me and you guys just decide to ignore that and endlessly dump your meme folder
fucking RUDE
*snap*
going in my bad rude frens folder
and also ayyy lmao is a very offensive racist term, we prefer o be call ayyyyliens laughing actually online

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>all fields

you've been dead since 2028 and we are not in year 3041. Wake up Mitch.

>Russia nuking Russia
good.

Cunt OP.

No dead towelheads.

/thread

>Nuclear weapons
>Existing

Yeah, no

I am interested in this theory, but somewhat skeptical. Would you please share the basic arguments?

Q posted!!!!!!!!!!!!
he says Majestic 12 was behind this!!!!!!

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are there really retarded people on this board right now that believe this?

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Is this real?
Or did I just dawn up all the way to MOPP4 for nothing?

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give us some link to this.

probably some large bulky slav dropped out cold dunk to the ground.

>HOLY FUCK GUYS IF YOU CAN'T READ
I can't, someone yell really loud out their window, I might hear you.

You should die for being so stupid

what's MOPP?

It's a fucking Nuke test