VOLGOGRAD (AP) — Reports of a nuclear detonation occurring early Saturday morning in Volgograd, Russia have been widespread. Accounts from people as far as 70KM from the blast site have reported feeling loud booms, shaking and windows shattering. Seismic activity in the region also point to a large detonation. Russian authorities have not made any official statement but all avenues are being investigated. DEVELOPING...
HOLY FUCK GUYS IF YOU CAN'T READ A NUKE JUST WENT OFF IN RUSSIA IT IS HAPPENING >HAPPENING HAPPENING >HAPPENING HAPPENING
Reminder that in december, 3 months ago, an asteroid exploded with 10 times the force of the hiroshima bomb and nobody even realized. Nuclear holocaust is a meme.
Julian Scott
My balls are stuck to my leg, I'll have to check this out later if they come unglued.
Parker Cruz
Likely meteor.
Juan Hughes
>feeling loud booms >feel >a LOUD >BOOM pretty sure that is supposed to be shit you HEAR
CAN CONFIRM NUCLEAR DETONATIONS JUST ROLLED DOWN THE STREET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jehovah is a post-op tranny microcephalic nigger who eternally gets gang banged by millions of demonic AIDS niggers in a pool of boiling non jew semen and shit.
>his father didnt love him enough to take him to see the fireworks
Caleb Williams
Nigger if there was a nuke detonated on this planet you'd fucking know it because WWIII would be happening. Sage this awful dogshit. Happeningfags are always wrong and fucking stupid.
William Williams
Singles and israel gets nuked NOW.
Owen White
WEW LADS THE BIG ONE IS COMING
Nathaniel Nelson
The mods can't help you now.
Jacob Rodriguez
based and digitspilled
Andrew Sanchez
BREAKING NEWS What was assumed to be a nuclear explosion in Volgograd turned out to be the explosion of OP's prolapsed anus. The gigantic anal prolapse pierced the core of the planet and erupted on the other side of the globe, scientists confirm.
Henry Miller
look retards, i get it, but they chose poor words, period they could've said intense shock wave or vibration "LOUD BOOMS" is strictly heartier speech shit end of discussion i know you may not like it, but this is what peak autism looks like
Absolutely can confirm. A nuke just flew over my house. 2 scoops , 2 Terms , 2 booms and 2 ( double neutron) flashes in the upper atmosphere. Reeeee save me Hillary !!!!!
Elijah Flores
Good night everybody. I am so tired I must sleep now. It's nothing. We are all going to be okay so please stop visiting this website for the next 18 hours.
what the fuck is this, he was clearly talking to me and you guys just decide to ignore that and endlessly dump your meme folder fucking RUDE *snap* going in my bad rude frens folder and also ayyy lmao is a very offensive racist term, we prefer o be call ayyyyliens laughing actually online