Country Jow Forumser thread

ITT, we try to bantz on each other's countries. You know, the reason this board exists. just bantz and stereotypes please, no insults or rudeness.
Everyone is welcome, even fucking R*mania

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I didn’t know suicide bombers were allowed on Jow Forums

t. oil rig

im sure your mutt like features have evolved over time to protect you from explosions and bombs, due to how many times youve been bombed over

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>UAE
More like U GAY E!
haha got em!

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nice one Ivan. was it your mom at the disco yesterday?

>USA
more like U Suck Ass
HAH

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How does it feel being decolonized?

what is the original word that guy on memri said? I don't think I've ever seen the original.

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I believe it was Albanian.

An Albanian is the original

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someone tried to find it but they say the caption was actually made up. the "original" said "Albanian", it was made by some Slovenian on Jow Forums

>Decolonized
You wish

whats the difference between USA and bacteria?
bacteria develops culture

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no, my mom was at home when the disco ball exploded
we saw it live on Memri TV

Hello mr.cash
Here is your cup of oil

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thanks but not sure if you'd understand Arabic?

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No i don't, i only speak European

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This just in: USSR was not just blonde blue-eyed slavs but also Mongols, Uzbeks, and other Asians. More at 10, only on Boomer News with Cucker Shartson.

>be russian
>literal rice nigger
btfo

>rice
he doesn't even know it's buckwheat all the way
did they blow up your school too?

and m*slims. More m*slims than all of europe and america.

>doesn't know UAE are rich stable country with no bombings

russian education

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well, yes? probably not modern Europe though, they've outdone USSR

How’s it feel combing the desert with your camel for oil?

SUCK ME OFF YOU SANDNIGGERING CUNT

just realizing that americans have to worst banter

they have to worst grammar too
I guess Americans really don't care about other countries, they need to ramp up euro hate on Fox News or something

>I guess Americans really don't care about other countries
Tbqh I just throw shit at the board and hope it sticks. Don't know much about the country of Europe and its states.

YO MODS SUCK MY DICK
CUZ I'M REALLY FUCKING SLICK
YOU ARE MY FUCKING BITCH
AND I THROW YOU IN A DITCH.....

that's what I thought
America is somewhat closed from outside world like Japan
except you manage to butthurt Europeans by merely existing

Maybe it comes off that way here. Irl no one cares about Europe.
China has us butthurt though.

>typo
>wah wah shit grammar
but this post really shows the peak of our humor tbdesu. try as i might i cant even come up with anything better than the garbage in this thread.