Soda is for losers
Baking soda is the only soda i drink
Soda is for losers
Oliver Morgan
Blake Baker
Soda is for losers
I only drink soft drink
Juan Rodriguez
you should drink carbonic acid straight
Anthony Brooks
every drink is for losers except for water and cawfee
Gabriel Martin
no
drink citric acid pls
>cawfee
tea is miles better
coffee comes from lemur anuses and tastes like it too
Jose Scott
would you do it for a cookie?
Wyatt Foster
I drink water.
Nicholas Thomas
ye
gib cookie pls
like a good kiwi boi should~
Logan Myers
i tried to bake my soda but now my oven is sticky and smells like cola
Dylan Ramirez
Sodium chloride is the only chloride that I intake
Ethan Miller
Are you one of the karenbongs on a holiday?
Ethan Hernandez
cookie is provided, now please drink the acid directly
Hunter Ortiz
checked
Carbonate acid is most commonly found in the distillation of water into carbon dioxide
H2O+CO2->H2CO3
Robert Sanchez
non non baguette je ne parle pas anglais hon hon
Carson Scott
Suspicious, will check later
James Evans
you did it wrong
soda should only be microwave baked, not oven
you should skip the sodium and just take pure chloride
it's healthier for you that way
*drinks glass of carbonic acid for blurry cookie"
are you proud leaf papa?
Brandon Johnson
Mama told me that was unhealthy so no thanks
Joshua Carter
I'm pretty sure drinking straight carbonic acid would kill you.
So yes, I'm proud of you for killing a homosexual.
John Green
escargot
no thanks i don't want any harmful, unnatural microwaves in my soda
Nolan Bell
Well it's a weak acid so it'll get dissociated and neutralized as carbon dioxide gas lole.
Did you know that it's what causes soft drinks to fizz?
Angel Sullivan
alright apparently I'm retarded, it's not nearly acidic enough to kill you.
Stay here while I go and find something more potent.
Dominic Morgan
Your mamy was brainwashed by the liberal media
drinking chloride will give you superpowers
people drink more than that in just a few hours
i'll be fine i'm sure
in any case if i do die i shall fie happy that i made you proud dad
Buy an easy bake oven then
i hear those work too
Angel Bailey
What kinda powers?
Can I see through the clothing of boys when at work?
Tyler Reyes
How many cookies would it take for you to drink a liter of rubbing alcohol?
Kayden Brooks
Apparently that doesn't work either because you'd throw it up.
Can we just do the thing where you drink bleach? I'm positive that one works.
Parker Phillips
probably something dumb like being able to extend your thumb by a centimetre or turning half invisible
but hey at least it's something right?
a whole load
and i don't think i would be able to drink a litre
i can barely drink a glass of vodka, without gagging and probably barfing
wouldn't you also throw up bleach?
Nathan Ward
Everything in moderation!
I remember my teacher once had an experiment in which we added dilute hydrochloric acid to a bleach solution to form chlorine gas and the sting lasted for hours.
Nobody died though, because of the low concentration .
Tyler Long
I don't know.
I just wanted to tell you to kill yourself in a subject relevant way and nothing is really working even as I bend the rules more and more. It's really bumming me out, so I'm leaving.
Jacob Perez
I'm sorry leafy
i don't want you to be bummed out
would me licking a poison dart frog make you happy?
Julian Harris
Not really, no.
Brody Sanchez
oh
oh well
I'm sure you'll find a clever way to tell me to die in another thread that will lighten your mood
Samuel Johnson
Aaron Thomas
baking soda is good for your health and digestion