Been a while since I've done this but, ask a drunk black dude anything

Been a while since I've done this but, ask a drunk black dude anything.

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why are you black

Why are you black?

can I have an N-word pass?

Why are you black?

by n-word I mean nigger. I want a pass to say nigger.

Are you doing good lad? Why aren't you sleeping?

kill yourself

are you like abo black or refugee black?

I was born this way.
>leaf
I'm doing fine.
Shut up Jew.

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wtf bud why you got to do me like that

Alright you get a n-word pass!

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thank you buddy. I am screenshotting this as proof I have been given a pass.
Have you ever served in the military?

gay

I'm black black.
No I haven't, my grandpa was in the Air Force during Vietnam though.

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Do you know any anime songs well enough to sing them off the top of your head?

Wtf why would you choose to be born black?

I can sing the first DBZ opening by heart at this point.

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Because the the white people can give me money for the rest of my life, that's why.

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Would you care to grace us with a serenade?

there's a black black? I've never seen someone like that before!

Sorry my neighbors and mother are asleep at the moment. I'm too respectful to disturb them.
Well you are in kangaroo land, you should see Abos daily.

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Alright, lets get some real questions going. Who is your waifu and why?

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but the blacks you see in the detention centre are different from the abos

My first and deep down only waifu, no matter how many I claim as others is Sailor Jupiter aka Makoto. She will ALWAYS be my main waifu and my first crush growing up. Avid gamer especially in fighters, tall and beautiful. Regardless if she is love sick, I would be that man she wants to kneel down before and say, "Will you marry me?"
Yeah those have a brain unlike Abos.

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Fucking based. Makoto is a cutie and you have good taste. I'm proud of you, user

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my fucking sides

=Uranus is my second waifu, due to me loving short hair white women. I guess I can admit to stereotype of black men loving white women, however Uranus is my dream white girl.
I'll admit after my 11 years on Jow Forums gonna miss you Aussies If/when you all get banned due to your government after the shooting.

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Let's be fair, girls in general are cute. And anime girls are almost always amazing. You have some good taste though, friendo.
Now then, what would you say one of your favorite shows is?

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Nice digits, do you have any white friends. If not want one? Though I'm right wing, so if you're a communist we'll have to avoid politics

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It would either be Madoka or Evangelion. I legit remember seeing Rebellion in theaters when it came out a few years ago. Had to buy my ticket day one because it sold out. Also I broke my rule back on /a/ in 2012. When 3.0 came out I refused to watch camrips at the time but I just couldn't wait. Still pissed years later, but glad 4.0 is coming.
I used to have great white friends but not anymore now. Life goes on, one of my drug dealers was white. I remember he told me that I was the only black guy he dealed too because I was the one of the few that knew basically to "Shut the fuck up". My old roommate was a metal head and his friends didn't like me for my music choices. Eventually we all bonded because I told them that my favorite metal song ever will be Painkiller from Judas Priest. But he went off to be a high school teacher. I should talk to him again soon.

Sorry it's hard to type for me when I'm drunk.

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Some solid choices for shows. What is your musical taste? metals heads hate most things so that doesn't narrow it down much.

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If you mind the youtube link. But I still prefer Progressive House all these years later. youtu.be/Xl9lQonO_RQ
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These are two tracks I will always put my on my new phone. I'm also a fan of future funk if you wanna turn this thread into a future funk thread.

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Wew, that's some super chill music. Very different from what I listen to bu definitely something I could groove to. would listen to in car with you/10

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I made a copied thread inspired by you (and also my drunkenness)
please aske me somethinge
and it better not be why are you white

>would listen to in car with you/10
All my friends, growing up, high school, college, still I keep the close but they always said the said thing. I had the best taste in chill music. Honestly I still want to have sex to a girl to this song. youtu.be/fbkv5xOLvnA

Funny I don't care if you're white, as long as you are you a chill person, funny, and honest I don't care. I'll be that nigga whom will defend you if ANYONE tries to start shit with you.

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lol, get a girl that will do that for you, then keep her! Having a good taste in music will get you far. My stuff is usually disliked by most girls I've met, so it's hard to find someone even okay with it. Stuff like what you like will get you far in that regard.

What makes you more angry, be called weabo or nigger?

Eventually I'll reach my dream and find my Makoto.
I kinda hate the term 'weeaboo' just because after all my years on Jow Forums. It seems that nobody knows how the use that term right anymore.

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Yah, you are right, i even forgot the "ee" and "oo"...
Probably because we have something diferent to hate.
What you most hate in your life?... ~besides being black~

You know, I used to hate white people growing up. Long story on why but, I met someone that made me realize that we aren't so different. It's better to hate the people th at make things worse for your group and wish that they were gone.

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You can do it!!
As for the weeaboo thing, I think it's fair. No one really knows what it means are knows how to use it nowadays. I'ts pretty much evolved to mean someone who likes anime and is even remotely open about it.

ok.
bisides that... if you have a clone, waht whould you do?

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Alright Brazilian user, I got a question for you. Would you fuck yourself too? My answer is yes because I'm proud of myself plus, I've already banged a girl from Brazil and let me just say. I would have gladly put a baby in her if I wasn't such a bitch on commitment.

Forgot my anime reaction image because this is Jow Forums

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Going to bed will continue thread when I'm sober.

HUehue... I was expecting some of 'exchange of works' or 'always have an alibi', but ok... just chill m8, it wasnt my intend to turn you night shit.. good night OP

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