Today has sure been a weird and sorta depressing

Today has sure been a weird and sorta depressing
I woke up finding out one of the podcasts i listen to disbanded
Then when i was eating breakfast my brother said he had seen a fly in my food that i then ate
The daily paper here said that it was just discovered that humans actually evolved from lizards and not apes as previusly thought
Mom said she was gonna evict me
Dad said that i wasn't his son and only a stepchild
Then when i went to a doctor for a routine checkup he said i had cancer and was going to die within the week
What the heck is going on today anons?
anyone else having a weird day like this?

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pffffahahaaahaHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

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I guess it's just you

At least you had some good news today.

average day in iceland

Mean!

Damn
i must be cursed

Which one?

not really
this one was at least 20% worse

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I SAW A NIGGER TODAY

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Scary

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>Mom said she was gonna evict me
this one is pretty good

sounds like an interesting day. considering this world is taking away rights from you, you can do whatever you like, my day was pretty plain, I just decided to do everything I want as long as my parents still pay for my bills,

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how so?

it shouldn't be allowed to do that!
I have a right to hold onto my rights dammit!

jelly time already?

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FUCKING WHAT?! LIZARDS? NO! THE FUCKING LIZARD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PUSH LIES TO COME OUT OF HIDING! KILL THE REPTILIANS! KILL THEM ALL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
THIS IS HORRIBLE FUCKING NEWS SOLDIER WHAT FUCKING NEWSPAPER I NEED TO GRT THIS INFO OUT?! IS IT IN ENGLISH? AHHHH!!!

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welcome to the reality. In my part of world we don't inherit anything at all, if we want something we need to earn it.

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Nope. No idea. I'm just having a normal day. Nothing out of the ordinary user.

I found the paper, but icelandic is incomprehensible to anglos, let alone even understandable
So i had to edit it so simple anglo minds could get it
hope you enjoy!

Man must be hard living in {unknown}
Seems like a really rough place desu

Damn
Change that
Have an awful day user!

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Lmao good workshop there. Still though, I can't trust you demon lizard fucks. Just you reptilians wait till the upcoming war, we'll evict you from our lands and send you scouring back to the caves

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>I woke up finding out one of the podcasts i listen to disbanded
What one?
I had an Australian one I liked that got wiped from the internet after some heroic cunt defused 50 bombs in New Zealand. Luckily my buddy got in touch with the guy who does them and he hooked us up with the downloads.

Being human is out of fashion
be a lizardman now and follow the trends of today!
We'll get you eventually so why not start now?

Was the show with the monkey
they kicked him off for being too racist
poor monkey is now destitute
What was the Aussie pod?
Would recommend?

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>Was the show with the monkey
What?
>What was the Aussie pod?
>Would recommend?
I would highly recommend it. It's apparently back up for now, but ole vic claims it's temporary.
soundcloud.com/robert-smith-490715958
You can start with pretty much any one of them but I'd say pathways to understanding human sexuality is a good all-rounder.

>What?
*mumkey
>would highly recommend it
cool
rarely listen to single person pods but i'll give it a try

PUGAY and the TQs feature guests. You might like PUGAY since it features homosexual fisting enthusiasts.

Cheers
Though i think i'll probably skip the pugay one
sounds lewd

>he said i had cancer and was going to die within the week
Really?