Patriotism Thread

Only heterosexual Americans may post in this thread.
Let’s talk about the stars and stripes. Why are they so fucking awful? As in, they fill me with awe. I love this flag! Just look at it in all of its anglo glory.
This country’s fucking amazing, and I’m glad to be living here. Now what do you think about this flag fellow patriots? What makes it so absolutely amazing?

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it make me pants shit with admiration

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HЭLLO I ДM ДMЭЯICДИ УЭS

lucky american day today, isn't it?

Your fortune: Outlook good

God bless!
Hm... seems suspicious. How do I know you aren’t a Romanian spy?
By God yes it is! This day is so American I could go to McDonalds and order my FIFTH quarter pounder today.

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golly gee, I'm just about to prepare a delicious steak and potatos for dinner tonight. the best of american delights.

Your fortune: Outlook good

That’s a great idea, I think I’m gonna make me some meat loaf with cornbread and mashed potatoes. A classic Midwest meal!!

Pawtriotism? uwu

Hewwo! I suwe hope me nuzzwing my boopsews is fine! *scwatches eaw with paw*

How awe you all doing my pawsome fwens? owo