I'm learning Spanish, Jow Forums

Write something easy in Spanish and I'll try my best to translate it.

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S oy uno chica con pene

I am one girl with penis?

Con cien cañones por banda, viento en popa a toda vela, no corta el mar, sino vuela, un velero bergantín.

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Me gusta cebollas

How is this supposed to be easy, Spanish bro?

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Buenos dias mi amigo
Mi llamo Juan Martinez
Yo corte césped
¿quieres tener sexo conmigo?

All I can translate here is the "I like" part.

chico soja

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Based memester

Si no me respondes, tu madre morirá esta noche.

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Good morning my friend.
My name is Juan Martinez

The rest is 95% gibberish to me right now.

Ay karamba

España es un lugar lleno de cucks el mejor lugar para aprender español es México

This
Also don't learn English in England. Learn it in America.

Onions boy.
Based!
Too hard.
It means basically "oh shit", right?
Also too hard.

Mejic

ANO

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I'm learning it on Duolingo right now. I'm only interested in learning Spanish because it's the second most widely spoken language in the world. It might one day be useful if I leave this country.

Plus, it's fairly easy. And once you know Spanish, you can easily learn other Romance languages.

onions un homosexual y me gusta usar ropa interior de mujer

grande poopo!

Jesus Christ, people who learn languages on duolingo are the biggest meme. It's usually anglos who then write in their tinder bio that they're polyglots but when you text them in literally any language they reply in English because they're 'shy'.

Megusta loli

perro caca

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I'm learning Portuguese on duolingo and on cracked rosetta stone, ama me anything

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