D&D fight thread!
everyone gets 20hp
to damage someone, give them a (You) and roll your 1d6 die, the number you get is how much damage you do
1d6 fight thread
I KILL EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD AS BASED ROMANIA IS FUCKING BADASS AND YOU ALL ARE SHITEATING F*REIGNERS AND ANGLOS AND OTHER SORTS OF SCUM THAT DON'T EVEN COMPARE TO THE POWER OF BASED ROMANIAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 1 (1d6)
take this you fiend!
Why do posters from the western part of Russia have a different flag than the other parts?
But there are no dungeons, or dragons.
Not playing, even if that happened
Rolled 2 (1d6)
epic roast, but alas, i will crunch you!
Rolled 6 (1d6)
I crush puny frog
Rolled 3 (1d6)
AAAAAA DER RUSSE
Rolled 1 (1d6)
HANDE HOCH DEUSTCHE ZOLDATEN
This was a warning shot btw
I'LL FUCK YER SHIT UP YOU DAMNED KRAUT NIGGER I'LL MEGA RAEP YOUR ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rolled 5 (1d6)
i will not be outmaneuvered by the eternal ivan again
Rolled 2 (1d6)
time do die, OP
Rolled 6 (1d6)
Nice roll
However....
TAKE THIS
Rolled 1 (1d6)
i send a lightning strike in your general direction
Rolled 1 (1d6)
ah fuck, i can't believe you've done this
*hack cough spurt*
die!
Its time to finish this once and for all
HNNNNGGGGGGG
KAAAAMEEEEHAAAMEEEEHAAAAA
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Fuck forgot to roll
ha! you missed! i live to fight another turn!
Rolled 5 (1d6)
you do realize you just attacked yourself right?
now take this
Rolled 6 (1d6)
I WILL NOT GO DOWN SO EASILY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM DED
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH
CURSE YOU IVAN
*cums and dies*
Rolled 5 (1d6)
*kicks your popcorn out of your hands*
Watchu staring at punk?
All you gotta do now is roll 6 to revive fren
Its easy, let me demonstrate you how to do it
Rolled 3 (1d6)
now you've done it
Rolled 4 (1d6)
alright i will put all my energy into reviving
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Rolled 4 (1d6)
ARURURURURURU
fug :-DD
haha you died lole
Rolled 3 (1d6)
Rolled 3 (1d6)
Roll for revive
Rolled 4 (1d6)
haha
Rolled 4 (1d6)