/mittens/ general #1 - first edition

hello anons i'm sorry for making another thread but

I'm having thoughts about things being real, but in reality they STILL won't happen!
God damn it! It just randomly pops up in my head... and it still won't happen.
For example, a demon mom. She's the only hot queen I like. She needs to be fucking real now ;(

>pic related is her btw.

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furaffinity.net/user/67nobody/
youtu.be/n5h0qHwNrHk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Die

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Why? Why would I die.

Wince to death

holy shit dude, how did you get a computer in the phsyke ward?!

Now i have been very tolerant up until now

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No, I will not wince to death.
Haha I don't know.

Oh fuck, I forgot what I had to do.

I hate anime very much.

>hates anime
Why do you say it without a reason?

A hot demon mom?

Boring.

Get a Broodmother.

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I do not date robotic spiders. They are lame, and it kills the environment of this OG lady.

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Post ralsei

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See, now THIS is the kind demon i can get into.

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Whatever you say, mr. leaf.

whoops daisy, i did a bumpy wumpy

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reminder that mittens is a degenerate

furaffinity.net/user/67nobody/

also his stupid imaginary friends will never be real :)

1. God damn it user please stop sharing my furaffinity please please please STOP GETTING THEM TO LOOK AT MY SECRET FAVORITES

2. fuck off i will keep fantasizing now

why did you favorite this? you are one fucking weird kid.

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Why are you embarassing me again
I know I'm weird but that doesn't mean exposing me everytime I make a thread wtf

im going to do it in every thread you make

you deserve the mental anguish

please just let me enjoy weird and fun stuff...

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I don't think so mr.american

Mittens is now a fren, and i will protec.

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unironically based and redpilled

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go enjoy it on your 8ch containment board

And this is why you're considered a meanie monster

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Big ol' meanie weenie peenie

at least i'm not a furry with a diaper fetish

literally based and kys

Nobody said you were having a fetish.
Seriously though sweetie
you shouldn't be going around on my threads reminding people that I'm weird all the time.
Just let it be. lol

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I'll stop if you tell us what town you live in

You posted johnny test

I can't help you anymore

As always, my dear meanie monster...
I live in the underground.

but the underground doesn't exist, just like your imaginary friends

god has forsaken you

Well I blame my dumbass for not having relevant pictures. But I already know how to handle it.

But it does. You just gotta fantasize and pretend it's real
Like, my goat mom is taking care of me right now. She's watching what I do.

I want to see you to take psychedelics with this strange mindset you have and see how wild shit gets

I don't think that's possible for the one epic man..

Also, why the fuck do my threads get derailed into meta shit
What the fuck is wrong with you guys

because we want you to smoke weed and go insane you schizo

because we hate you and bullying autists is fun

I'm already going insane without everything being real and it's fucking destroying my life

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This is like
Fucking serious mate
I don't want anime girls to be real
I want fiction to be real right fuckign now

nobody cares what you want

I wish they did. I wish they would care so much to an undertale namefag

have you tried listening to radiohead?

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Not really desu;

You should

so did that guy fuck the demon on a whim? or was it a romance fling?

I really don't care at this point. He just summoned it and had pleasure, in which I won't have when she is real.

Link the video for a brotha

youtu.be/n5h0qHwNrHk

I couldn't watch the whole thing. 1 minute in and it's already breaking my heart.

Now, back to "Get it Real" on Jow Forums.

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But for real though whats this demon thing you keep posting about from?

i thought i already posted her name.
her name is lucia, she's from the short satina wants a fucking glass of fucking water

Suck a dick sorry im bi/pol/ar

I'm....... I'm....

Bump this thread if you think mittens sucks sweaty man toes and has a tiny uncircumcised cock

I feel like a fucking goofy goober now, except in the autistic level

Kermit offers peace

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Also noko

And I offer nothing else other than

I also offer defense against the hordes of angry kebabs from the great war

Hmmmpff...

ooohhh

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mittens i know you can do better than this draw bigger tits

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I'll do it when I am motivated hahahahaha

you better be suckin or her big milky jugs too ya madman

is this you

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Filthy fucking degenerate

No.
No.
Filthy fucking meanie monster let me have fun

If im a monster are you gonna try to fuck me

No, because a cat doesn't have a penis.

Now if you'll excuse me
My life is in a serious crisis right now

I still want her

Are you asriel?

No, I don't even post much of undertale.

i call bullshit.

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Like, your mom

Dude. DMT bro

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I'd like to thank the creator for making this gem btw.

Thats fucking hot

Fuck off pooftah

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Get out of my thread this isn't yours

bumparoos are fake now

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I don't car3e, i'm still angry about it

Okay but if I have to make it real... then the only way is to summon ;)

Time to fucking summon a demon mother. BY MAKING IT REAL!

Fuck

saged

stop

Fuckaaaa