"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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Jow Forums doesn't have white IDs you Jow Forumstard

Time to head to the Eastern Front.

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...however this is still a fun thread so I'm rolling anyways.

Lemme in

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Then I am the only true fuhrer!

Yes mein fuhrer, I'm sorry for objecting.

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Off to North Afrika!

Sadly the United States is to the west. I will see you when the Reich has won the War!

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Waffen SS
To the Western Front!

Sadly you will be going to the eastern front!

I'll gladly die for the Reich, mein fuhrer.
Gott mit uns!

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>personally lead the invasion of the USA
Seriously, this has taken a turn for the epic.
See you at the victory party.

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Obersturmführer, The day of the rake is among us! Gather your best men and lead the charge into Canada! Leave no Leaf un-singed!

His orders are to remain at the eastern front, when the assault begins on mainland USA he will lead the first battalion.

hello my fellow germans

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Kommunist spy is sent to the camps!

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Rollins

Rolling

I got grey but it’s not listed.

Fuck

cream white is close enough

I'm Jewish.

oi vey!

You are now an allied soldier of the Reich. Go directly to the Eastern Front!

Not a whole lot of that will be happening for you at the camps.

You where tortured for information.

Juden scum was shot on site!

>sadly
I am honored as an Official to server ze Reich at ze Eastern Front.
He I can hardly wait! I'll make sure Stalingrad is ours in time for it!

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Rollin Rollin Rollin

This is fucking retarded

Shieeeeeet

Let's make pancakes with the thick blood of the Leaves, mein fuhrer!

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Waffen SS
off to fight commies on the eastern front

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Der Rolling

Rolling for fun!~

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I like your dedication, 2 battalions at the eastern front, smash the kommunists for the fartherland.

Raked!

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schnitzel

Their will be plenty of those at the camps.

Rollinnn

Uf

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easy

You're alright fren.
Now sieg heil for Hitler.

sieg heil fren :)

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bang bang

kot id get

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Rollen

Fucknut

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Rolling for orange

Here are my papers sir....

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despacito

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>sent to comfy position in Berlin
*gets firebombed*

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roll it

Hi herr officer .

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Imagine being the poor shmuck with the mauser. Also roll.

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Kot

Indo Aryan master race reporting in.

}mfw italian

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Roolol

Here you are, Kamerad

hmmmm

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Hmm

*dab*

Ahxaxaxaxa a black man in ss xaxa

It gets better, right anons?

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Fuck the trenches, I'm gonna going to berlin

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Not bad

ye

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune.

Good luck and don't forget your horses & pervitin!

Roll em high

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time to take over

Off to the eastern front!

Ur mum gey lole!

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HAIL HORTLER?

guten teg mein name ist adolph hitlel im 100% aryan

Assassinated for being a Goebbels impostor.

GUTEN TAG, HERR OFFIZIER!

Hopefully there are no problems

Guten Morgan

Have fun in the snow commander!