>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte." This man asks you for your ID. >White = Der Führer (take over the thread) >Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass) >Blue = Waffen SS (Pass) >Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass) >Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass) >Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight) >Red = Communist (Arrest on sight) >Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight) >Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight) >Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)
IF YOU PASS >0-2 Sent to the Western Front >3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front >7-9 Sent to North Africa >Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin >Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post >88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS >1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post >Quads= Axis wins
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED >0-2 shot on site >3-6 sent to Auschwitz >7-9 tortured for information >Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment. >Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you >Quads = Allies win
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April 4, 2019 - 02:50
Jow Forums doesn't have white IDs you Jow Forumstard
April 4, 2019 - 02:52
Time to head to the Eastern Front.
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April 4, 2019 - 02:53
...however this is still a fun thread so I'm rolling anyways.
April 4, 2019 - 02:53
Lemme in
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April 4, 2019 - 02:54
Then I am the only true fuhrer!
April 4, 2019 - 02:54
Yes mein fuhrer, I'm sorry for objecting.
April 4, 2019 - 02:56
Sadly the United States is to the west. I will see you when the Reich has won the War!
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April 4, 2019 - 02:57
Waffen SS To the Western Front!
April 4, 2019 - 02:57
Sadly you will be going to the eastern front!
April 4, 2019 - 02:58
I'll gladly die for the Reich, mein fuhrer. Gott mit uns!
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April 4, 2019 - 02:59
>personally lead the invasion of the USA Seriously, this has taken a turn for the epic. See you at the victory party.
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April 4, 2019 - 03:05
Obersturmführer, The day of the rake is among us! Gather your best men and lead the charge into Canada! Leave no Leaf un-singed!
April 4, 2019 - 03:05
His orders are to remain at the eastern front, when the assault begins on mainland USA he will lead the first battalion.
April 4, 2019 - 03:06
hello my fellow germans
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April 4, 2019 - 03:15
Kommunist spy is sent to the camps!
April 4, 2019 - 03:23
I got grey but it’s not listed.
April 4, 2019 - 03:27
cream white is close enough
April 4, 2019 - 03:29
You are now an allied soldier of the Reich. Go directly to the Eastern Front!
Not a whole lot of that will be happening for you at the camps.
April 4, 2019 - 03:31
You where tortured for information.
April 4, 2019 - 03:32
Juden scum was shot on site!
April 4, 2019 - 03:32
>sadly I am honored as an Official to server ze Reich at ze Eastern Front. He I can hardly wait! I'll make sure Stalingrad is ours in time for it!
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April 4, 2019 - 03:41
Let's make pancakes with the thick blood of the Leaves, mein fuhrer!
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April 4, 2019 - 03:48
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April 4, 2019 - 03:48
roll
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April 4, 2019 - 03:48
Waffen SS off to fight commies on the eastern front
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April 4, 2019 - 03:51
Rolling for fun!~
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April 4, 2019 - 04:12
I like your dedication, 2 battalions at the eastern front, smash the kommunists for the fartherland.
April 4, 2019 - 04:15
Their will be plenty of those at the camps.
April 4, 2019 - 04:42
roll
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April 4, 2019 - 05:21
You're alright fren. Now sieg heil for Hitler.
April 4, 2019 - 05:23
sieg heil fren :)
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April 4, 2019 - 05:25
kot id get
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April 4, 2019 - 05:43
Roll
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April 4, 2019 - 07:25
Here are my papers sir....
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April 4, 2019 - 07:27
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April 4, 2019 - 07:28
>sent to comfy position in Berlin *gets firebombed*
April 4, 2019 - 07:41
Roll
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April 4, 2019 - 07:52
Hi herr officer .
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April 4, 2019 - 08:12
Imagine being the poor shmuck with the mauser. Also roll.
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April 4, 2019 - 08:17
Indo Aryan master race reporting in.
April 4, 2019 - 08:21
}mfw italian
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April 4, 2019 - 08:21
Ahxaxaxaxa a black man in ss xaxa
April 4, 2019 - 11:04
It gets better, right anons?
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April 4, 2019 - 11:27
Fuck the trenches, I'm gonna going to berlin
April 4, 2019 - 11:30
We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune.
April 4, 2019 - 13:43
Good luck and don't forget your horses & pervitin!
April 4, 2019 - 14:01
Off to the eastern front!
April 4, 2019 - 15:41
Ur mum gey lole!
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April 4, 2019 - 15:55
guten teg mein name ist adolph hitlel im 100% aryan
April 4, 2019 - 16:13
Assassinated for being a Goebbels impostor.
April 4, 2019 - 16:30
GUTEN TAG, HERR OFFIZIER!
April 4, 2019 - 16:36
Hopefully there are no problems
April 4, 2019 - 17:22
Have fun in the snow commander!
April 4, 2019 - 17:38