We will all make it

jokes on you OP, i have a bf

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>2019 is nearly 30% over

So does that mean I, Elliot Rodger, can finally can get a gf?

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Fuck yeah !

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I want a bf though
Because I’m a grill

but there's no one behind my shoulder

Probably someone nice?

No I won't, because I despise real women.

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I can see her boobs you know

Shopped. I can tell by pixels and seeing a few shops in my time.

How the fuck will I get gf if anime girls aren't real?

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Hi gay, I'm dad.

Listen faggot I might be some squatter in the Pacific Northwest but I had sex twice this week with chicks kys beta gay

>2019
>""""""he"""""" doesn't have a gf
lmaoing@betas

Help me out.

How do I get a gf?
Or a female friend.

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yes well i serve your money

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thank you for your serviuce i shall gave two in yuour honor

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But lesbian sex is good!

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no we aren't we will never make it

we won't boys, don't get your hopes too high.

Fundus are safu

I've had a gf since 2016 tho

I don't want another one.
3 is enough.

I might be able to find one if i look in that giant fucking forehead of hers

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kek
good thing for you that that's virtually the easiest thing ever

this, it's never gonna happen, ever.

kek

Women dont deserve me. The system is rigged to turn men into they personal piggy banks. Im opting out.

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This but unironically. Marriage is a scam. So are most relationships.

Last time i had a gf it broke my heart in pieces it completely destroyed me

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>severe depression and anxiety
>can't hold a job
>sometimes too out of it to take a complete shower
>shave head so i don't have to wash hair
>can't hold a conversation to save my life

Yeah. Like a girl would want me.

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come on man, you can't just come on the internet and tell lies.

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I'm serious about it too. Even if I found someone great, she still holds my entire life in her hands if she decides to divorce. It's not worth the risk.

THANKS! It gaves me courage, I saw this Thread before Sleep and before talking to the girl I am into, may Jesus Love you, thanks for real buddy, I promise you to end up with her. On God. Amen;)

is that amy schumer?