Be me

>be me
>today
>student of technical school in Poland
>be in English class
>teacher tells us we are going to write a letter to other students in some school in Turkey
>Idea.jpg
>instead of writing usual letter stuff i write down entire lyrics of "God is a Serb" (remove kebab song)
>topped it it with "never forget about Armenian genocide"
>Write a normal letter so teacher won't suspect anything
>got best grade in class
>slide letter with remove kebab song into the anvelope with the normal letter and close it
>letters are going to be sent next week
>mfw

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ebic troll

epic greentext i will post it on r/greentext to get free karma lmao

inb4 you wrote your name on it and get called out

feel free romanian bro

and i woudnt want it to be any other way

Haha epic prank bro

>>student of technical school in Poland
The jokes write themselves.

update us next week desu

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ikr?

Our education system is a joke, no bully pls

My grandpa is Armenian. You're doing God's work Sir, keep it up o7

And one sends you back:
>who ar u quotin?

Based polack, needed a second invasion :^)

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penis

this

lul

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Good job.

what do you think of KABAB

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>be me
>today
>be me
>yesterday
>be me
>a month ago
I am me every fucking day, I swear. I don't know when this started

Me likey, but I prefer to do kebab myself because local Arabs and Turks spit and jizz in the sauce

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it all started when you were born, unfortunately, it's genetic and scientists are yet to develop a cure for this ailment

I wish I knew where (and why) me became the actual me.

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Based

ive always wonder
do you
polish user
like german cars
or your main opinion on ger/italian cars?

I have no idea about cars. I have Toyota for 12 years and nothing broke yet, so I guess japs make good cars

I asked some scientists on /sci/ and they told me of something called "K.Y.S.", I tried to get a prescription for it from my doc but he didn't understand.
I wish I wasn't me just for one day

>I wish I wasn't me just for one day
me too Ivan, me too...

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what if your pen pal goes to the banter

I doubt turkish teenage girls ever bant, but who knows?

German cars used to be very reliable and well engineered. It's getting worse nowadays.
Italian - stylish, comfortable, flamboyant but rather unreliable.

lol nice

not bad furry

>letters are going to be sent next week
to the dumpster
a for effort tho

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I want to rape nino's arsehole while I beelat her with a phone book and call her a dirty slut

>beelat
beat

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