>be me
>today
>student of technical school in Poland
>be in English class
>teacher tells us we are going to write a letter to other students in some school in Turkey
>Idea.jpg
>instead of writing usual letter stuff i write down entire lyrics of "God is a Serb" (remove kebab song)
>topped it it with "never forget about Armenian genocide"
>Write a normal letter so teacher won't suspect anything
>got best grade in class
>slide letter with remove kebab song into the anvelope with the normal letter and close it
>letters are going to be sent next week
>mfw
Be me
ebic troll
epic greentext i will post it on r/greentext to get free karma lmao
inb4 you wrote your name on it and get called out
feel free romanian bro
and i woudnt want it to be any other way
Haha epic prank bro
>>student of technical school in Poland
The jokes write themselves.
update us next week desu
ikr?
Our education system is a joke, no bully pls
My grandpa is Armenian. You're doing God's work Sir, keep it up o7
And one sends you back:
>who ar u quotin?
Based polack, needed a second invasion :^)
penis
this
lul
Good job.
what do you think of KABAB
>be me
>today
>be me
>yesterday
>be me
>a month ago
I am me every fucking day, I swear. I don't know when this started
Me likey, but I prefer to do kebab myself because local Arabs and Turks spit and jizz in the sauce
it all started when you were born, unfortunately, it's genetic and scientists are yet to develop a cure for this ailment
I wish I knew where (and why) me became the actual me.
Based
ive always wonder
do you
polish user
like german cars
or your main opinion on ger/italian cars?
I have no idea about cars. I have Toyota for 12 years and nothing broke yet, so I guess japs make good cars
I asked some scientists on /sci/ and they told me of something called "K.Y.S.", I tried to get a prescription for it from my doc but he didn't understand.
I wish I wasn't me just for one day
>I wish I wasn't me just for one day
me too Ivan, me too...
what if your pen pal goes to the banter
I doubt turkish teenage girls ever bant, but who knows?
German cars used to be very reliable and well engineered. It's getting worse nowadays.
Italian - stylish, comfortable, flamboyant but rather unreliable.
lol nice
not bad furry
>letters are going to be sent next week
to the dumpster
a for effort tho
I want to rape nino's arsehole while I beelat her with a phone book and call her a dirty slut
>beelat
beat