Jow Forums - Epic Schizo General

I'm the king of Jow Forums
I'm the based of Jow Forums
I will destroy every meanie monster with my epicness
And they will fucking suffer and drown with my basedness

I'm the king of Jow Forums
I'm the based of Jow Forums
I will fucking rule Jow Forums, and nobody will stop me
If they try to, then that is just called heresy

I'm the king of Jow Forums
I'm the based of Jow Forums
I am the royal guard of Jow Forums
I am the TRUE lord and savior of Jow Forums
I'll always be the best of Jow Forums

No matter how many times
You try to stop me
Because that makes
You look like a fucking pussy

Jow Forums is ruled by meanie monsters
always trying to lock namefigs out

Jow Forums is ruled by fucking idiots
But now I decided to change that

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
I am the king of Jow Forums right now

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
I am the king of Jow Forums and you will suffer in my cat milk

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
You will be taught a lesson to not mess with me

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
I will fucking destroy your faces when I see them

I fucking hate you all meanie monsters
Why are you such a meanie monster?
Are you fucking retarded?
Well, too bad the game's just started

ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALAA

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The full version is on /baaa/. Oops

kill yourself potatofag

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No u, russian meanie monster! Drown in my cat milk!

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BASED

la atrocidad

La meanie monster!!! Go away, meanie monster!!

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I wish you left.

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saged

SWEIDSH I JUST LISTEND TO YOUR SONG DON'T GO

BUMPAROO
THEY NEED TO ALL SEE THIS VERY TRULY BASED EPIC POEM I WROTE

Jow Forums is /mittens/

Jow Forums is /baaa/

AND Jow Forums IS /YES/

I hate fag id.

I'm tired of running out of words.

Okina.

I still fucking hate you all, though.

Reimu gives middle finger.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

PSA: mittens has a diaper and fat furry fetish

furaffinity.net/user/67nobody/

I've never heard a worse psa in my life before

oki this looks nice

Yes

Excuse the bumping. Man, these bumparoos sure like to hop everywhere...

Take your medication

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I did! It just made me better

King of Jow Forums will always make sure you obey me... if you can.

Because yes, bitch

I wish it was more on-topic though

ON-TOPIC KIKI

Let me make more threads

Reimu

Reimu

GRAAAAHHHH

I now want a fucking big tiddy kangaroo mom boxer to protect me

I want her to pad me up with a big clothing.

I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud

Hoppinh

Cume in my butte loadly senpai!!

Alright user~

I member

No they need to see the thread for this Based

They are not your slaves.

And you aren't the ruler of Jow Forums
Jow Forums is a democratic AMERICAN board you fag

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1. Yes I am the ruler of Jow Forums. I've made it slightly better than you ever will.

2. Jow Forums is not political.

>slightly better than you ever will
I'm just gonna let you sit there and think about that for a moment.
Listen to the shit that spews from your mouth for once in your life.
>Jow Forums is not political
You're right, it's an AMERICAN democratic board.

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>7802972
lol die

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bumping because i like nice anons

Ding ding ding ding ding

私は西洋人をクソあなたと同居する必要はなかったことを

あなたは私に何を言ったの?

“I wish I didn’t have to live with you fucking westerners”

そしてあなたの投稿はその理由の一部です

>そしてあなたの投稿はその理由の一部です
Well too bad, live with us user!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

私はしようとしています

少なくとも一人は知っている

i sure do like weeb in the morning

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What the fuck

Is mittens abib?

No.

Why isn't my mommy kangaroo here

You would be cleaning clogged toilets on wattpad.

No.

I still want a big tiddy kangaroo mom or something.

and she could be thicc too i guess idk

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shut up i'm trying to think about a kangaroo mom

hmmmm what to do with her?
i just said that she could be a caring mother... but can she also be a boxer?? hmm

Well if she's going to be a boxer or somethin'
She's gotta take down those big meanie monster bullies.

And I fucking mean it.

I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT A DEMON MOM ANYMORE
JUST LET ME HAVE MY BIG TITTY MOMMY KANGAROO

NGAHHHHHHH

WAAAARARARAAAGGHHH

*sobs while trying to get something to be real*

何ファック

bruh i'm busy or something

Whatever I'm already getting ready for something big

big pants shit

No.

Kill your self you mentially ill faggot

No, you kill youself you meanie monster!

can't take my eyes off of this

i can't stop dadd

mommy kangaroo please make me a big boy ;)

Fucking off yourself touhou fag

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Fucking off yourself meanie monster, or I'LL SHOOT YOU TO THE FUCKING SUN

Shoot me then pussy you won’t
You don’t have the balls to try me

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You're right, I only have the balls to kick yours.

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You got me now fill me daddy

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unironically die fake romania diee DIEEEE

I BE BRAPPIN' LEFT AND RIGHT
BEIN' RAISED BY MY OWN SELF
IT IS MY SKILL
THAT SHALL DRILL
ALL THE MEN TO FILL
THE ORDERS OF MILLS
THAT WILL FUEL THE DREAMS
OF THE PRESERVATION KIN
BRRRRRRRRRRRRAP

I said die

I really miss my mommy kangaroo
I wonder where she's at... hmmmm

I'll fucking send them to hell.

Not resting