If you were President and could sleep with anyone of these 4

>not wanting Merkel to strap you into her milking machine

you bettcha

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Top left

I wanna put my winky between her milkies while she tells me I'm a good boy

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Hope, and it's not even close. Hope Hicks is exquisite.

#metoo

Hope and Ivanka. There's a picture of her boarding or deplaning with her nipples hard.

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patrician tastes

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Fuck Merkel. But don't cum. Two minutes after you start, just pull out and leave abruptly without saying a word.

Why would I want to sleep with them? Do you think they're hot or something?

They are all too old

#all of us too

I'd rather just sleep.

I'm a man and my ass looks like that, what do I do? How do I live with myself? Guys tell me I have a nice ass, I want it to end. Help.

embrace it user, it's a good thing. Girls like men with a good ass too. They just don't approach you. Just go be full chad user and you'll do well.

If you say so, what do I just show girls my butt? How does this work?

Become a trap

I already tried that

I bet Melania would give you lunchables and you could game it up with baron in between rounds.

The tasty milf in the top right corner. Damnson

wear tailored clothes user, not mom jeans. Buy some smart pants and take them to a tailor or seamstress, they will take them in for you and make you look like a million bucks, then just be cool with ladies and they will notice by themself.

angela but only if in that dress and only anal.

what vidya does Baron play? EU4 I reckon.

I must admit that I aim for quantity as well as quality. I’d do any except of course the ‘unfuckable’ (quote from Silvio Berlesconi) Murkhiel.

Post boipucci

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I would sleep with Merkel and i would cut her throat in bed

doing gods work user

Melania btfo the rest

Tailored clothes don't work when you're a manlet like me.
I'll think about it

Women love a nice ass. Having a round muscular ass signals to women that your thrusts are powerful and forceful.

oh but they do, you gotta get some pin stripes and other falttering stuff on. Wear good shoes with lifts in if you have too. Better than being a manlet in a bag of rags.

this is the truth. Trust us user, Britbongs all work on Savile Row, we know how to make you look good.

of course merkel. come to me mama, let me smell your ass

>I'll think about it
come on baby, don't be a cock tease

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None of the above

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Merkel I would feed her the seed of a son of Wotan and she would awaken from her slumber.

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Ivanka, she probably has the tightest vagina out of all of them.

My wife because I’m not degenerate.

she's had like 10 kids you retard.

I actually would

>I'll think about it
I second or third this request, don't be a tease.

Babies in hope.

>he has a nice ass
I’m jealous desu. Women love a nice ass

God Almighty, muh dik.

Mama Merklel

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you dont fuck merkel. merkel fucks you, like an inflatable matress *thump* *thump* *thump* pfffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt

I’d run a one man train through Ivanka and Melania. But I’d cherish Hope Hicks and go to war for her, she’s wifey.

... and you know she’s STILL the hottest piece trump banged. Not like Jenny Kushner is the father.

She’s always reminded me of the boss from max payne 1

moy woiffe!!! its hypothetical on the internet not real you stupid boring fucker

This. And I’d fuck those lasses even if I was married.

All I have is potato pictures, they're not really that good. You've seen better, save yourself the time and desire.
I like that women like it, I'm not sure how to feel about the rest.

getting milked by some milkies?? sounds like a plan

I know user, I know

this, the others are pornstar material

I'll be the judge of that, post nigga
>how to feel about the rest
If a gay likes it, be flattered, you don't have to let them suck ya dick. They often have good taste if a touch extreme.

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>Ivanka and trumps wife
Plastic rich thots, Probably boring in bed. Especially Trumps wife, looks way to plastic

So definatily Hope Hicks. She looks like she knows what shes doing

Or Merkel. But something tells me she is extra frisky and be into some freaky stuff. I could see some Dom stuff. But I'd have to know what I was getting into

Thats funny

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absolutely magnificent user, If that were on a chick I'd fug hard. desu I'd fug hard on a dude too.

I would only want someone, like... Lauryn Southern or her friend Pettibone, someone like that. None of "those" in the OP pic. Theres also a famous auto-didactic Electrical Engineer I am quite fond of? her too.

Wouldn't that be gay?

Nigga you gay

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not if you say no homo afterwards ;)

There are some things that you just can't no Homo out of, like balls touching

tuck those little trap balls up with some panties and it'll be okay user

Lmao

:D

Holy shit wanna cum on Merkels tits

Tranny mods got jealous

fuck em.... like I wanna fuck dat ass.

Swiggity swooty