I am god
AMA
I am god
Blake Butler
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Samuel Bell
Are you *record scratch*
Hudson Sanders
Do you hate jews because i do very much
Austin Perry
>i am god
yeah pharaoh thought that too
Eli Flores
yes, I am
no, they are my chosen people
yea but im actually god, not him
Luke Rodriguez
HELLO FAKER I'M GETTING MY AGENCY TO TRACK YOU DOWN HAVE A BAD ONE NIGGER WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT ABOUT BIG TIME
>AMERICUNT
SCUMBAG
Cameron King
k, where am i right now then?
Colton Brown
If you are truly him then answer me this
Will I get a real GF in a year or two
Benjamin Barnes
sorry buddy, god is a chad American
im watching you jerk off rn
you were gonna, but I changed the timelines so you wont anymore. hehe
Logan Jackson
>im watching you jerk off rn
yeah nah
fail LARP, faggot confirmed
Nathaniel Moore
why is my mommy kangaroo not real
Matthew Phillips
wrong
shes coming dw
John Walker
>God
>Amer*can
Parker Rivera
Jokes on you
I activate my reverse card
Now you will not have a girlfriend
Michael Martin
so jews are the chosen people
what happens to nonbelivers that never had the chance to hear the holy word, like those natives in indonesia that dont even know who jews are or dead babies?
Christopher Fisher
I have a question
WHY
Jordan Jenkins
I am AMA
God
Leo Gutierrez
yup
that shit doesn't work on god dummy
>so jews are the chosen people
yes
>what happens to nonbelivers that never had the chance to hear the holy word, like those natives in indonesia that dont even know who jews are or dead babies?
they die too
god refuses to answer you question
Austin Green
I’m a godslayer bitch
Now it will work
Gavin Anderson
Then, I'll find my own answer
Answer found: because
Jace Hernandez
Fuck I forgot to remove my tripname
Logan Clark
>they die too
yeh, but you know, the afterlife and shit
if your chosen people get to go to heavan. a perfectly good human being is unlucky and never hears the word of god, do they get sent to hell, or is it dante's inferno style of death
Liam Foster
HA
Daniel Ramirez
well, god doesn't need a gf anyways
hell and eternal suffering
Nathaniel Torres
fuck you god
Lincoln Sullivan
LOL FAGGOT PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END IDIIOT AS THE TRUE GOD I COMMAND YOU HERETIC WEAKLING TO BE CRUCIFIED
Charles Jenkins
I have a question for god....
youtube.com
Sebastian Long
i guess god can't answer all questions
Christian Torres
How do I stop masturbating
Sebastian Turner
I think there's a bible verse that says "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off".
You know what to do user
Thomas Phillips
how do I stop the urges
Evan Rogers
if you have urges, the cause is the balls. if the urges cause sin, you know what do do
James Lopez
unironically go outside, or find something interesting to do. I'm willing to bet half the time you jack off is because you got nothing else to do rather than actually being horny
Cooper Clark
Can you microwave a burrito so hot that even you yourself can’t eat it?
Mason Lewis
Kill yourself.