W-welcome back to Chorped with Alice3D! Jow Forums's only OC, running!
I hope you've all h-had a lovely week, and are ready for a home cooked meal, made w-with love and fresh out of the oven of m-my heart
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April 6, 2019 - 15:10
First for tewi > s*t*r*
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April 6, 2019 - 15:10
G-good work
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April 6, 2019 - 15:11
W-welcome
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April 6, 2019 - 15:12
Mлъкни глyпaвa кypвa
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April 6, 2019 - 15:12
KILL YOURSELF WRETCHED WHORE
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April 6, 2019 - 15:13
H-hey Mokou-tan~
Alright, f-first step, we have to shred carrots. Yes, shred. I don't know why. I don't question it. I just do it.
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April 6, 2019 - 15:15
>VV0VV
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April 6, 2019 - 15:16
Alright, n-next step, we dice the peppers. I bought a f-food processor then didn't use it!
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April 6, 2019 - 15:17
STOP ORGAN TRAFFICKING
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April 6, 2019 - 15:17
FUCK ALICE
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April 6, 2019 - 15:18
Alright, t-this time, we dice the celery
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April 6, 2019 - 15:19
What do you think about this pic
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April 6, 2019 - 15:19
I h-have no opinions of it
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April 6, 2019 - 15:20
(((ALICE3D))) IS A FILTHY RAPIST
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April 6, 2019 - 15:21
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April 6, 2019 - 15:21
If singles I stop posting
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April 6, 2019 - 15:21
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April 6, 2019 - 15:21
Alright, q-quick round! We'll m-make the dressing one step at a time!
First step, sasami oil!
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April 6, 2019 - 15:22
What do you think about nuking r*ss**?
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April 6, 2019 - 15:22
B-bad idea.
L-lightning round continues! Lemon juice, go!
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April 6, 2019 - 15:23
Epic infographs mr. Sheckleberg
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April 6, 2019 - 15:24
N-now onions sauce! Gotta have onions sauce f-for asian cuisine, right?
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April 6, 2019 - 15:24
Next s-some tasty honey f-for sweet flavor
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April 6, 2019 - 15:25
Of course, you g-gotta have ginger. It's j-just not right without some heat.
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April 6, 2019 - 15:26
Excuse me but the fucking bottle
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April 6, 2019 - 15:27
F-finally, we add some garlic. Remember, you c-can't have too much garlic, unless you h-have too much garlic.
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April 6, 2019 - 15:28
the celery too. at first I thought there were seeds in the celery.
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April 6, 2019 - 15:28
Yeah, I s-shouldn't have picked a green bottle huh?
S-speak up, I can't hear you over my shower.
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April 6, 2019 - 15:28
Alright, f-first real step in a while: Mix all the ingredients for the dressing until it's smooth
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April 6, 2019 - 15:29
Fuck you.
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April 6, 2019 - 15:29
T-this salad isn't tossed, just mixed
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April 6, 2019 - 15:30
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April 6, 2019 - 15:32
Thanks
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April 6, 2019 - 15:33
Annnnd...present!
W-well, thank you all for joining me
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April 6, 2019 - 15:35
ГHEB
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April 6, 2019 - 15:38
S-sorry dear, I'm a b-biological female. However, I d-do have contact info, if you'd l-like to discuss why you see penises everywhere in a safe and comfortable environment
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April 6, 2019 - 15:39
>I'm a b-biological female now say it in red
April 6, 2019 - 15:40
I’m gonna start my own show called tewi3d where I review tissue paper
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April 6, 2019 - 15:41
You didn't mention coca-cola nor a pupper on the ingredient list how unprofessional, can I speak to the manager? yes please
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April 6, 2019 - 15:45