W-welcome back to Chorped with Alice3D!

W-welcome back to Chorped with Alice3D!
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I hope you've all h-had a lovely week, and are ready for a home cooked meal, made w-with love and fresh out of the oven of m-my heart

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First for tewi > s*t*r*

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G-good work

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summoning korbo

what the fuck

W-welcome

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Mлъкни глyпaвa кypвa

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KILL YOURSELF WRETCHED WHORE

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H-hey Mokou-tan~


Alright, f-first step, we have to shred carrots.
Yes, shred.
I don't know why. I don't question it.
I just do it.

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>VV0VV

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Alright, n-next step, we dice the peppers.
I bought a f-food processor then didn't use it!

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STOP ORGAN TRAFFICKING

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FUCK ALICE

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Alright, t-this time, we dice the celery

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What do you think about this pic

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I h-have no opinions of it

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(((ALICE3D))) IS A FILTHY RAPIST

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If singles I stop posting

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Alright, q-quick round! We'll m-make the dressing one step at a time!

First step, sasami oil!

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What do you think about nuking r*ss**?

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B-bad idea.


L-lightning round continues! Lemon juice, go!

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Epic infographs mr. Sheckleberg

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N-now onions sauce! Gotta have onions sauce f-for asian cuisine, right?

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Next s-some tasty honey f-for sweet flavor

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Of course, you g-gotta have ginger. It's j-just not right without some heat.

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Excuse me but the fucking bottle

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F-finally, we add some garlic. Remember, you c-can't have too much garlic, unless you h-have too much garlic.

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the celery too.
at first I thought there were seeds in the celery.

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No ssp please

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Yeah, I s-shouldn't have picked a green bottle huh?

S-speak up, I can't hear you over my shower.

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Alright, f-first real step in a while: Mix all the ingredients for the dressing until it's smooth

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Fuck you.

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T-this salad isn't tossed, just mixed

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skeleton

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Thanks

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Annnnd...present!

W-well, thank you all for joining me

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ГHEB

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S-sorry dear, I'm a b-biological female. However, I d-do have contact info, if you'd l-like to discuss why you see penises everywhere in a safe and comfortable environment

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>I'm a b-biological female
now say it in red

I’m gonna start my own show called tewi3d where I review tissue paper

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You didn't mention coca-cola nor a pupper on the ingredient list how unprofessional, can I speak to the manager?
yes please

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No