What would you do if you had a time traveling machine?

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go back and prevent myself from clicking on this stupid thread.

go back and prevent myself from clicking on this stupid thread.

destroy it

Kill Moot before he had a chance to open this place.

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Travel to next week and find out all the winning lottery numbers

asshat

I'd go back in time and shoot Abraham.

kill hitler and donald trump xDDDD

God would intervene

Brap the Levant.

Go to Ancient Greece

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Go back and tell hitler not to start shit with russia until he deals with the rest of the world

travel time sticking huge black dildos up ancient famous people and taking pictures of it for my scrapbook.

I would fuck every Jewish woman so that their children became Aryans.

go back and prevent myself from clicking on this stupid thread.

go back to before whites colonized America and be the first to give a native girl syphilis

Then you get shot

Anyone saying anything pre penicillin times doesn't understand how good we have it.

>a time travelling machine
not use it, because if i did it would disappear

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Go back and prevent myself from clicking this stupid thread

I would go back in time to summer of 2017 and cut my fingernails before the date wth the qt russian I still ocassionally think about

sink every slave ship coming to america
NO NIGGERS

How?
You just have time travel

>implying they don't already exist.

Trump literally has one ffs.

go back to 1989, start buying 75 round drum mags for AK-47, hold until after the AWB passes, sell them for $100 a piece to suckers. Put all of that money into XTO stock, wait until 2009 when they get bought out by Exxon. Take all that money and buy NFLX - be a multimillionaire.

Kill hitler obviously and live in a red alert universe.

I'd tell the allies about what diversity will do if they don't side with Hitler. I'd give them graphs, videos, and talk about Israel and its lobby.

This. I've thought about exactly that. Or going to the founding fathers and helping draft a more airtight constitution that precludes groids and non-euros.

I would trade it for a machine that allowed me to restore my life back ago when I was 6

Kill hitler and dominate the world
peace and love

i would prevent this thread from appearing on Jow Forums and take it to Jow Forums where it belongs

Fuck myself and cause a rip in time

Also stop the slave trade and have a one child policy for jews and minorities while having a 3 child policy for whites and allowing interracial marriage following the Brazilian example of branqueamento. Then have the Constitution have a policy of only letting married women vote and divorced women lose their suffrage to give women an incentive to get and stay married and not cheat.