Be euro

>be euro
>drive 300 miles
>experience different cultures, history, and architecture
>be burger
>drive 3000 miles
>everything is the fucking same all the way down to the same stores having the same items in the same place.
>everyone looks the same because all fat people look the same
>history lmao

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You could drive to the inner cities and experience the beautiful culture of our african youth

>be russian
>drive 3000 miles
>end up in taiga with no people around

>be aussie
>drive 3000 mile
>see desert

>be mexican
>trying to drive 3000 miles
>stopped by a drug cartel
>narcos kill you and take all your belongings and money

epic greentext bruh ill post on r/Jow Forums if you don't mind

>be american
>drive 300 miles
>its still the same fucking corn field

>be slav
>walk 300 miles bcs spent all money on alcohol and lottery and none left for gas
>walk east bcs west is spoiled by jews
>slavs
>vodka
>famine
>vodka
>slavs

>be islander
>drive 3000 miles
>drown

>be sandnigger
>sand everywhere
>travel 300 miles on camel tm
>sand
>travel 3000 miles on camel tm
>sand