Me hacking the Jow Forumser mainframe so i can backtrace your ip and use it to triangulate your position in order to...

me hacking the Jow Forumser mainframe so i can backtrace your ip and use it to triangulate your position in order to break into your house and give you a big hugg

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you scare me, human user!

noooo

BRING IT ON FRENCH FRY

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I welcome the hugg

you can't stop it
i have all the ips it's already too late
eyem not a chip
do not

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>i have all the ips it's already too late
i resign myself to my fate

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Suggest me french songs i know only aprèz la classe and ça plane pour moi

I DO

i'm like a ninja. you'll be standing there, making tea or something and then suddenly
suprise hug out of nowhere
french music does not exist
you're not meant to like it
it's supposed to be a devastating stealth hug with no survivors

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TOO BAD, I COUNTER WITH MY BEAR HUG THAT NEARLY CHOKES

i counter by running away as fast as possible and regretting my choice of victim

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Don't do that!

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even me?

i am literally outside your house right now
prepare yourself

hmmmm
i guess so

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You prick

Thanks user do you also give footjobs?

sry

no wtf why would i want to touch a dick with my foot?

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To simulate pleasure obviously

fagfag fag fage fag fag fag fahg fag gag homo fag

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Tfw me being hit by a frenchie

it's your own fault
no lewd desu. only hugs and maybe some cuddles

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