me hacking the Jow Forumser mainframe so i can backtrace your ip and use it to triangulate your position in order to break into your house and give you a big hugg
Me hacking the Jow Forumser mainframe so i can backtrace your ip and use it to triangulate your position in order to...
you scare me, human user!
noooo
BRING IT ON FRENCH FRY
I welcome the hugg
you can't stop it
i have all the ips it's already too late
eyem not a chip
do not
>i have all the ips it's already too late
i resign myself to my fate
Suggest me french songs i know only aprèz la classe and ça plane pour moi
I DO
i'm like a ninja. you'll be standing there, making tea or something and then suddenly
suprise hug out of nowhere
french music does not exist
you're not meant to like it
it's supposed to be a devastating stealth hug with no survivors
TOO BAD, I COUNTER WITH MY BEAR HUG THAT NEARLY CHOKES
i counter by running away as fast as possible and regretting my choice of victim
Don't do that!
even me?
i am literally outside your house right now
prepare yourself
hmmmm
i guess so
You prick
Thanks user do you also give footjobs?
sry
no wtf why would i want to touch a dick with my foot?
To simulate pleasure obviously
fagfag fag fage fag fag fag fahg fag gag homo fag
Tfw me being hit by a frenchie
it's your own fault
no lewd desu. only hugs and maybe some cuddles