Be me

>be me
>no gf
>eat pizza

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stop feeling like this user
stop feeling like you want to die

leave your pizza with GF

Hey Italy, how do you guys feel about the New York / Chicago pizza argument?
A Chicaho that isn't half a foot deep is pretty but I love the crisp of a thin bake and not drowning in tomato.

Don't die man. We all can talk and be happy here

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Correction: eat the best fucking pizza on the planet that no one will be able to replicate

American pizza is for fat people who need a layer of dough as big as a mountain

actually, there are no fat people in america lole
t. retard

That aint enough sometimes, outside of Las Vegas I saw a dude slop up two deep dish with crusts the size of a garlic ball. Blows my mind.

If everyone is fat according to everyone else but America, but normal in america. Are they still fat Americans?

Shut up mossad agent

@7849165
t. retard lole

mmmm... what kind of dumb question is this?

Wtf happened to my thread
I'm an akward piece of trash and i don't know how to talk to people without revealing too much embarassing stuff bout myself, at least i'm good at eating pizza tho

Dude just watch anime and you'll feel better having no gf

There'a awkward people there too, there's girls out there who find your spaghetti spilling endearing. Locking yourself and your mind away won't help fresh air get to you.
Don't fear rejection so much either. You don't fear your pizza being late, or the pizza boy flipping your box about or wrong toppings. So don't worry about all the waht-ifs when it comes to other humans.
You'll find a human out there who has all the toppings, correct amount of dough and cooked just right for you out there. :D

I hope soo, i can't lock myself up cuz work tho
i watch gumball, best anime

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>spaghetti spilling endearing
In a perfect universe maybe.

Women will ruin your life. Stay single.

>be me
>wake up to be rapping of larpers
>found out larpers killed 2/3 of my continion
>litary safe teh lifes all humasn agin ang agin
>litaryily commadn no listen watch as the cry
>forced to kill own m,other or sister
>now live with fake mother to remind me
>litarily wirte philo that explains everythign
>litary larpers spend my hole life atacking me
>liutairly create god tier service program code
>litarilly broke ball no longert injoy sex
>get turtuered agin
>seethed so hard i cause american refulution
>get seethed for sex litarly cause foold
>fucking take on injurys that leave me cripled
>>litary safe teh lifes all humasn agin ang agin
>litary get laghted at by countrymen
>seeth so hard i rat out coutry men
>got fuckign turtutered about to die
>uncover enimes men
>larpers lerping stress
>accidently blind deth wife
>seeth so bad i unleash the worst way to die
>get soo mad that i order bombs droped
>litarirly kill millions of the powerfull
>biggiest attack of planet earth
>seeth so hard distroy the structures of evil
>structures was my continent pride
>l;iratly councer the minds of all poepl
>litarly force all to sign contract in mind
>tranfers world all weath to a secrete agency
>get hihg on infinite poweres
>seeth so hard order the end of stupid life
>billions dead
>litariluy trafvers the infinate muilty plane
>tranfers all dominon powers to cust of me
>wake up with no gf and no feels
>also some one elsesd pinies
>also feels silence
>time larpers larp
>litarily feel bad for remaing enimes men
>wierds war ever
>have yet to remeber what else hapend
>no gf
>eat pissa

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>be me
>no gf
>no pizza

I don't care about what pizza other people eat. I eat only four cheese pizza.

Sei frocio

Wrong, I hate fags with a burning passion.

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kot

>be me
>no gf
>order extra thicc, extra large meat lovers pizza
>tip the deliveryman

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Cheese Pizza?