A man's hand says a lot about him. Post em anons, I'll start

You're all wankers.

What is a "wanker"

I have the Hirayama disease, so I've got the most special hands of yall, but to lazy to get my phone

I literally beat my dick 4-5 times a day to doujins, I've strengthened over the years to have the grip of death on my cock

I bet you do it 200 times.

The only thing they'd get out of my fingerprints are my police records.

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>pajeet
im not that brown its just the lightning in my room is bad

Wanna chat in telegram ?

i dont use it but why tho

Im bored Af + most of my arab friends are normies

how does my hand rank?

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you have big meaty hands with girlish little fingers
pretty gross

my hand is small and i should have girly fingers

what are you trying to imply here?

proportionally, no. Big meaty wrists too. You can't fool me. How much do you DL champ? What's your routine?

that i have girl hand
stop bullying me

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Screen is the only thing divides us

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>stop bullying me
What are you gonna give me if I stop bullying you? You're asking me to give up something I'm enjoying. You should offer me something of equal value.

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Hmm, i can give you anime pics

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i don't get it. how did you manage to acquire girl hand?

they fucked up during pregnancy and forgot to give me a Y chromo

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Okay. I only want anime pics of cute girls, though.

how is this one?

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PAY IN CUTE ANIME PICS!!

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that's decent but I don't really have incredible triceps. Do you have one where she's complementing nice lats?

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so they made you inferior then, why though? and what do people like you even do on bant?

i like to infiltrate by gayposting

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lmao, why am I not surprised?

im sorry aussie

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prefect

n-no bully!

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i like your hair

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it's ok, [spoiler]puff[/spoiler]

your custom caption image is enough. I don't want images with gay people in them.

kill me

dont die aussie!
does this mean you wont bully me?

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I know someone who has ape hair on their hand like this in real life

Fun fact: this is the second time I'm posting my hand on Jow Forums
>inb4 it's too dry

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pinkman

but I wanna though

Thanks

Pretty common here

can i kill you?

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excuse me?

>does this mean you wont bully me?
It means I'm done bullying you for now.

i will take it

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If it's any consolation, I'm easily bribed.

Crimble

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Still calissed

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i will keep that in mind and pray that the next time a leaf bullys me it is you

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Y'all gay

callouses are good. Imagine being an adult male without any callouses on your hands.

so what does my hand say about me

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hand kot combo

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you have poor impulse control

#2

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#3

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#4

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#5

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hahaha why is that kot so smol

are you okay there bud that hand seems off.

It’s black

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ザ ハンド

I'ts absolutely banjaxed pal

Working mans hand reporting in
I've been biting my nails since I was 4; pretty sure they're smaller than they're supposed to be

youtu.be/iIGKlicb8n0

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Are you asking to see my hand

Literally the only hand in the whole thread that doesn't look like that of a baby, haven't you guys done -anything- physical with your hands (except wanking half-erect benis) in your lives?

Ok, this counts too.

ちがう

I wear gloves when I work, the female sexual predators love silky babby hands

>idiot it too stubborn to wear gloves
>oy vey mans hands should be fucked up to hell
yeah nah

It's no surprised that such a perfect hand is responsible for creating something as perfect as the dank and forced face

why do you wanna kill me?

because you said you wanted to die!
I could do it for you in a nice way

how does one kill someone in a nice way then?

smother you in ass

feast your eyes on my identification string

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Why are you so hairy?

Why are you so naked

data mining thread sponsored by CIA niggers

o-ok then, I would like that.

flying over now

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I wish you were

vocaroo.com/i/s0HLmfSUFknk
i am, here is me on plane

this nigga got cum on his wrist

why must you insist on lying and being cute?

those were legit plane sounds mr aussie

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