Attention Jow Forums citizens!
This is not a raid, an invasion or a call to do so. We are here to occupy Jow Forums for a defensive operation against pedos, furries, flamboyant gays and Mittens.
These negative elements have been deemed a threat to our way of life and the stability of the region.
In order to effectively operate in the area we've established Camp Astolfo. A place to kick back relax and chat with your fellow bantelopes.
Camp Astolfo has food, water, 1gb internet, manga, video games, a full weight room, hot tub (namefags only) and a slew of other amenities.
Today begins a multi month occupation to help clean up Jow Forums and rebuild the comradery that has been lost in a sea of invasive insurgent elements.
Camp Astolfo
Anthony Gutierrez
Other urls found in this thread:
Oliver Allen
I started this war out of a fit of anger when my most recent lets call him "e-lover" pulled a 180 after ERPing with me to run off with an user even I hadn't heard of. It's something that shouldn't have been a big deal but knowing that once again a qt boi from bant had used me then tossed me aside finally broke me. The constant torment from anons for being a gay poster and knowing that all the other gay posters weren't interested in me broke me. I knew the only way to ensure that I wouldn't have to feel like this again was to eliminate the very concept of gay posting all together in spite of my love for it. If I could successfully bolster the anti-gayposters enough I knew that this board would tear apart at the seams. So the plan was simple. I'd spend a day shitposting against gay posters long enough to watch not only the gay posters eat each other but watch the anti-gayposters finally take some action against the gay posters. My plan worked about as perfectly as I could've imagined. While the mass confusion of why I had turncoated subsided rather quickly the hysteria of it all turned into a full blown revolution. Nice posters turned rude, people turned on Denmark and all the lines were blurred for all of a moment. All the while I sat back fanning the flames just to watch it all burn. It felt amazing watching bant suffer because I needed revenge. It seemed nobody in any thread was safe from the war that was raging. It was glorious....that is until I saw Cute post in my hate thread. Out of all the gay posters on this board there was one I just couldn't bring myself to purge. He was the reminder of the very ideals I wanted bant to have from the beginning. When I learned that my actions were effecting him it started to sink in how badly I'd fucked up. Cute was the best there ever was and still is. Unfortunately I'm not the one for him and I have to move past that. I did all this because of what he did to me but now I realize I have to protect bant for him
Brayden Parker
Roger that, over and out
Blake Myers
The geco gang of /chen/ waz here
David Watson
As Empress of /chen/ I welcome this defensive operation to eliminate the threat.
Btw I’m going back to work, see you in about an hour or two.
Dominic Roberts
Chen is controlled insurgency and is already part of our operations.
Aiden Russell
Reporting for duty.
Luke Jackson
The geco gang (official guild of /Chen/) is a separate organisation, endorsed by /Chen/ herself, but completely independent as a body
Aiden Allen
gayposters are KoS
Eli Carter
What a thread
Luis Hernandez
Good. Shock and awe starts now.
You know what to do.
Sounds gay lol
Lincoln Watson
As kisser i support this.
Angel Green
Understood
Henry Peterson
*kisses u*
Jason Powell
Mittens is Ralsei.
Ryan Parker
I be back
Ayden Reyes
nice
Jose Russell
Nice, GG AOF
Kevin Bell
>We are here to occupy Jow Forums for a defensive operation against pedos, furries, flamboyant gays and Mittens
>furries
>and Mittens
No shit, I started a guild called "No u" and it's on motherfucker.
Joseph Lee
Witnessed. This user speaks the truth. Mittens/Ralsei/Asriel is the enemy.
Welcome back!
You off work now?
Andrew Sanders
DON'T BULLY RALSEI YOU FUCKING TURD.
Leo Parker
ralsei is a maggot
Gavin Sanders
Yesh
Caleb Young
I think this is going to fail
Parker James
Ralsei is a disgusting beast that needs to be expelled from bant. He is cancer incarnate.
Good. I need Chen propaganda D:
Asher Rivera
stfu gay
Angel Reed
I have flags
Jaxson Cox
i know you won't read this but even if you stopped me i would never back down immediately
Justin Lewis
Including my personal favorite but the other one will be the official flag of /chen/
Angel Torres
This one is exploitable
Austin Peterson
furaffinity.net
This is mittens/Ralsei HQ.
Evan Butler
HEY NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T FUCKING POST THAT YOU'LL DISGUST THEM
Liam Scott
Blow it out your ass Normie.
Ryder Kelly
You had balls to spam this board now have some balls to awsner for your faggotry
Hudson Ortiz
Joseph Bennett
@7858154
I wasn't spamming the board, I was just having fun posting
Caleb Ramirez
Hunter Reyes
....
(Frisk, I know you mean well, but see)
....
(He's far from innocent.)
Andrew Perez
A fun posting you say? a punch in the face would be a fun thing to do too.
Isaac Baker
No, it sounds violent and gay. Stop threatening me with bullshit.
John Morales
Exceptionally low iq thread thread at least 3 standard deviations below the mean.
Landon Russell
We need more propaganda posters. Flags are great doe.
Leave. Never come back. We never wanted you in the first place you absolute piece of human garbage. You contribute nothing to this place.
Fuck out my bant.
Good keep that. Circulate it around.
Brody Brooks
Your porn collection eh?
Elijah Perez
I’ll have to work on that
Sebastian Price
Lole this isn't your Jow Forums
it's my board, and i'll never leave whether you like it or not
You can NEVER stop me
It's not porn. There are no sex acts, or dicks.
Xavier Kelly
Exceptionally low IQ, underage attention whore.
Christopher Johnson
Henry Murphy
This is an attack
Lincoln King
Oh, mittens. You changed your name but nothing else.
Blake Rodriguez
How can a single man be so based and redpilled
Ryder Brooks
Sebastian Barnes
mmm, don't know what you're talking about. i'm not mittens anymore kid
Carson Moore
Eli Thompson
If you really changed you wouldn't still be acting like a stuck up, self important little shit.
Juan Moore
>It's not porn. There are no sex acts, or dicks.
Many people with paraphilic infantalism can orgasm without having penile stimulation.
Daniel Edwards
Considering (((they))) make absolutely no OC for the board, the stuck up little shit definitely sticks.
Angel Gonzalez
LOL WTF IS THIS GAY ASS SHIT you an*Me FAGGOTS GTFO NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU i am so BASEEEEEEEED I FUCKKKKKKKKK AND YOUR MOTEHRS SUCKKKKKKKKKK ME OFFFFFFFF..... mmmmmmm yesy es yesssss my basedness levels are so high they PWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Kevin Sanders
Astfolo makes more oc than everyone in the normie gang combined
Oliver Brown
fuck change. this is me now, motherfucker.
i only act nice when stuff like this argument doesn't happen. and you aren't being nice
mmmm... what a scary fact, my child.
Luke Foster
Literally who?
Jordan Hill
You've given us no reason to be. I think this mittens said it best. You earned every bit of it.
Easton Williams
Oh wait I meant ralsei.
Froidian slip
Oliver Rogers
*Freudian
Gavin Walker
Redpilled
Adrian Young
i never really played no victim card.
Christian White
Josiah Ross
It just works Todd.
Untrue. I'm the original creator of the first Cirno get to make this a cirno board and the big chen get. You just don't give people any credit toothpaste.
Parker Perry
Slutkuya is a thot.
Matthew Hill
Seriously, though. This has got to be the most stupidest shit you guys came up with. A fucking guild, a LARP, mixed into bullshit.
Thomas Bennett
She cute
Lucas Wilson
I swear, your only schtick is being a contrarian.
It's the only thing you do these days and it's pretty lame. You just change your name and pretend you're a different person, but everyone sees right through it.
Aaron Bell
Based
Benjamin Ortiz
Say all you want, nigga. But it's never true in my eyes, or the whole world's eyes
Lincoln Howard
It's ok, Ralsei. You do you.
Christian Jenkins
Normie, plz context. (((They)) was referring to Ralsei. Now I had to point that out, (((they)))
Kayden Turner
Slutkuya is fucking disgusting who worships a loli chupacabra shit,
sakuya posters are the most obnoxious 2hu posters you will ever meet in /jp/
But cirnofags are 100,000,000 worse.
Michael Fisher
The whole world doesn't share or revolve around your opinion. There have been plenty of threads proving otherwise.
Logan Cox
Suck it down.
Dominic Edwards
again, whatever.
Christopher Baker
> Jow Forums for a defensive operation against pedos, furries, flamboyant gays and Mittens.
Sounds good have about niggers and any other shitskin.
Oliver Taylor
Seems more to me like you woke a sleeping giant. You might need your safe space on >>>/baaa/ sooner than you think.
Jose Turner
Yeah that's kinda fair, but that sleeping giant still won't take me down though.
Gavin White
Kinda sounds like that would need it's own guild, fitting thumbnail tho, lol.
Jason Bell
Add schizoposters to the list as well
Chase Ramirez
I second this, but motion to have the fake Romanian added too.
Mason Hernandez
He was already an official schizoposter
Connor Morgan
I can't join you if you oppose lolicon spain. Nothing personal kid
Normie go back to
Juan Harris
I can report you every time you cross the line into breaking U.S. law. You remember that, and expect me.
Luis Ortiz
You're an avatarfag so by the rules of the board you should be gone.
Lincoln Long
never bump this thread again
Dominic Nguyen
But he won’t get v&
Checkmate faggt xdddddddd
Samuel Moore
fpbp
Joshua Watson
-7859642
not even worth a reply
Ralsei I hate your art please stop drawing.
I know that the mods on don't actually enforce the rules chen. I have no beef with my touhou overlord.
Gavin Jones
>7859657
you're not worthy a reply either, you're worse than me though.
No, I'll never stop drawing nigger.
Carter Brown
>7859640
Ok pedo. You lost all credibility the second you made your first post in this thread. I'll be watching you.
Aiden Martin
-7859665
Care to elaborate I don't recall spamming multiple threads at once and generally being a nuisance. You could correct me if I am wrong but I seriously doubt that.
@7859682
I am not a lolicon I just find lolicon spainard to be very amusing.
Chase Thompson
>7859691
Don't ever let me catch you crossing that line.
Isaiah Richardson
@7859691
nigga please stop bullying this mage goat you absolute bully!!
Jaxson King
But ofcourse someone already turned the thing into an anime girl.
Ian Cook
I'm very glad that shadman hasn't caught on yet
Learn how to use the reply function
@7859700
I won't make any illegal posts the lolicon spainard never did that either.