Hey guys I tried to make Jow Forums's famous coke & peanuts but it seems a little off? advice is appreciated ty

hey guys I tried to make Jow Forums's famous coke & peanuts but it seems a little off? advice is appreciated ty

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oh no

You used unripe coke. Next time let it ripen a bit before you open it

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Are you fucking retarded? You clearly used the wrong glass

Wait... Upon closer inspection that looks like Dr Pepper. I'm sorry user but you've been diagnosed with smoothbrain disorder, seek out plague doctor for immediate treatment.

yknow i think i get it
i mixed pepsi and coke that might be it

Mfw I saw this post

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mm brane smothe...,

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Everyone's trying to make funny comments and outfunny each other like on reddit.

where do you get off with the reddit crap? Like, contribute or literally shut the fuck up?

don't use bepis

That's the point of Jow Forums. Just dick around for laughs.

use boiled peanuts, take peanuts out of shell before putting into Coke

>lol fucking faggots enjoying themselves
>people only use my edgy cool website for edgy dank memes, like what I see on r/Jow Forums
>heh, I bet if I tell them that they sound like reddit I'll look cool enough that it won't seem like I use it
>that'll show them

Only a butthurt Reddit tourist would reply like this

you’re supposed to use barbecue peanuts, fucking retard

only a butthurt certain type of posder who may have taken personal offense would reply like this

maybe add some cheese

you must put it in front of the whitehouse for at least four hours on a sunny day for it to germinate and grow

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What the fuck is that under the peanuts user? Is that pig fat?

Iced pig fat

gross

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does britain have ice

you need to use rc cola

why do krauts do this?

theyre not as intelligent as us jews

You use unshelled Coke. Of course it's all wrong.

Shake the bottle before you pour in the coke you fucking retard.

Hrrrrngh feet

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put me in the screencap

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i made a new glass
its pretty good i think but coke and peanuts crafting advice is always welcome

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>britain doesn't have ice

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Have you not heard of our horrible warm beer?

been there, had a pint, still have no idea why you do this

-200iq underage leaf argument

dur hur, did I doo it wrigt?

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Good ol peanut coke. It's been too long since I last had one

kit..

You fool!

OI VEY THE GOJIM KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN