In general, how are men supposed to act around women?

Pay for everything.

From the leaf it was to be expected, but I'm just disappointed in you fellow burger.

just bee yourself and sting her

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i tickle them by digging my knuckles into their rib cages.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OP's pic is my dream wife
>tfw everyone like that nowdays is probably a whore
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This but then you ask for a number if you are trying to date/smash

user, i'm going to give you the best advice with women you will ever get in your entire life, so pay close attention.

1. make lots of noise
2. take up lots of space
3. do the above in a way that doesn't come off as spergy or socially unaware. i.e., use any and every excuse you can rationalize, and i mean LITERALLY any excuse

one more thing, make sure you make others aware of what your excuse is for your behavior. if you're pretending to be mad, make sure others know and they will understand when you make lots of noise. this is what i mean by "social awareness". if others understand your behavior, it will not come off as creepy or spergy

>be noisy
>be intrusive
>dindu nuffin
Hmm...

act like a hitler
do random noisy sounds as you were speaking german
gesture
unniform
seems angry
yell at jews

I'm an honorary Australian

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It's better than most attempts but it sounds more Scottish than aussie

Like any other human beings.

i like to hmm increase my heart rate think of past experiences of the void and also shit my pants
no other way to realy get hte btiches wet then a good pooping
now who wants to wipe my ass

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You what now?

rape

batista bomb them over a table to assert dominance