Day 6

la luz extinguido......

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What a hero, that lad is.

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Ikr?
And just who is that handsome devil Fagmark?

Don't be shy, I know it's your current boy crush. Does he have a name?

Post-ironic bump xdddd

It's also jumping to an unwarranted conclusion to say that Dr. Wong *did* btfo of Rick. She doesn't tell him he's wrong about anything; in fact, she kind of just repeats back to him what he'd immediately beforehand told her: he makes his own choices, and has total control over himself and his world. On top of it, she equates going to therapy (for him) to wiping your ass (for her), correctly describing it as a insignificant, nearly automatic act of hygiene on his part; Rick has never demonstrate a lack of understanding about himself, and consistently demonstrates a deep love for and equal hatred of himself that seems typical of his feeling towards everyone he considers worth even acknowledging. Rick finally went to the therapist's office because be had "eight minutes to live" without the serum (as he said to Jaguar), and Beth was there with a syringe of it, not because he'd finally decided he needed to be part of their conversation. Just because Susan Sarandon read Dr. Wong's dialogue as if she'd revealed something profound doesn't mean that that's what happened, no more than if someone who makes a bad joke, but with an inflection that purports it to be funny actually becomes funny

*takes a chug of beer* Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh..... You know cunts..... I miss the good ole days when me and the lads used to hack shit 'round every corner everywhere, no one was safe from us, man those were the good days, fuck me...... If only they could come back...... fuck....... holy........ just......... fuck.......... I sure do miss those lads, heh..... Us PinkyBongs sure used to rustle those wankers on the forums didn't we, hacking their accounts, posting stupid shit on them, hahaha, so many laughs, so many lulz, so many newfags trolled...... but now the PinkyBongs have drifted apart....... *sighhhhhhh* I sure do wish we would come back to have one more big raid on the whole internet, we weren't many, but our spambots sure worked, haha! Fuck, just fuck. PinkyBongs, how I miss you lads.........

In the streets out here in London, us bad boys out here with the crib, I used to have at least 3 real gangs, that's what makes me so good at raiding groups. You fags wouldn't know 2 shits about organizing a raid if your life depended on it. As the leader of PinkyBongs, I decree that you maggot wankers need to be exiled out of my domain, you don't belong here cunts. This is the true Londoner style, we here out in the streets patrolling shit and then this cunt on the internet says some shit but he doesn't know shit about my life, he doesn't know my patrol style, he don't even know I used to be gangster, yeah, that's right you retards, PinkyBong used to be real gangsta. Leader of gangsters, too, fuckers, the lot of you... god I hate you all so much and only wish death upon you. See you on the dox list, faggots....

PinkyBong, that's my name, and I'm the most fucking badassest motherfucker you'll ever meet. I've got about twelve site hackings under my belt (those that I remember at least, haha) and at least 5 raiding groups led to glory through my cunning, yeah mate, don't try to start shit with me over here, think fucking ice and all that. But you know what, soon I'm seizing control of chen, and soon you will all know who the true ruler is. Soon, I'll launch spam attacks across the whole internet, and when you make fun of me now, you will regret it once I am the ruler of the internet. I am PinkyBong Supreme. Reincarnated like a Phoenix. I will rise to glory and all of you will become slaves. Hail to the PinkyBong.
>HAIL
>HAIL
>HAIL

Listen up faggot, don't insult me. I've got a hacking agency at the ready and if you insult me, me and me mates are gonna trace you down and release all your shit to the whole world to see, got it? You don't mess with us, cunt.
We are PinkyBong
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Except us....

Now listen here, and listen up carefully, you ignorant little fuck. I'll have you know PinkyBong is the most based poster on Chen, or shall I say Bant, to NewFags such as yourself. I have over 9000 confirmed cases of flaming trolls. And I have just started kiddo. Go on. I dare you. Try and fuck with teh Ultimate Power of PinkyBong. You're in the deep end now, you shallow little cunt. You are on very think fucking ice. And believe me you FuckTard. PinkyBong will be under it when it inevitably breaks. #ExpectUs

Hey cunt, you want to anger the PinkyBong? You want to anger the troll master? I've got some famous trolls under my belt, I've been the leader of numerous raiding groups, I've been involved in lots of DDoS attacks and doxxings, and you dare, you fucking dare come to my board, with this inane garbage to spew out like a retard? Pathetic. PinkyBong is not pleased. We are not pleased with this. Consider yourself dead, fool, as you have no rights anymore.

Faggots, the lot of you, dwelling in here like creatures when teh Internets are my domain. You come here to spew out this cringe against the lordly me, the PinkyBong activist group, you would come here to /chen/ to do such a thing? Very "NewFaggy" of you, lad. Soon /chen/ will be /PinkyBong/ and all you shall bow down to me. Fools.

based

Alright, that's it. That's fucking it. Now you've done it, kid. Now you've fucking done it. PinkyBong is mad as hell now. There is no turning back now. The lulz were too thin, too small, too bad, and you were too much of a fag. I cannot believe this. PinkyBong does not like this. I cannot believe that in all my years of internet haxoring I would see such a complete moron babbling out this shit.

We canDox and destroy your life.

Fuck Off away from Bant, OK. Your type is not welcome here.

Hello 4channers!

Just a friendly redditor passing by interested in taking part of this community. Just like ya'll I love dank memes and I wanted to experience the birthplace of the dankest of memes in person (or like I usually put it: the craddle of the voice of our generation).

So please teach me more about the memetic headquarters you call Jow Forums, like what is a "trip" or a "get", or what is greentext?

And don't worry, I'm one of you! I love the peep frogs and the кot memes!

Teach me your ways senpai, I will be patient and not disappoint you! :D

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kiddo. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kiddo. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kiddo? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a million different captions to. Chin up, kiddo. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards….

Okay, real talk. This board is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit, and frankly, I blame all the autistic anime posters for turning the place into a cancerous circlejerk, avatarfagging namefags, and salty reportfagging krauts who police the sub like watchdogs.

Because of you three groups, good posters like the Tunisian Ghibli poster are possibly gone for good. I don't mind a little shitposting here and there, but with your irrational childish behaviors and your lack of moderation, you're the only ones who are ruining the board for the current posters and future posters.

I'd tell you to sort your shit or fuck off, but who am I kidding, this entire site is a haven for menchildren and I know that you'll just double down on your cancerous behavior after you read this post.

I only wanted to share my mind on this subject, and now that I'm done doing so, I no longer give a damn.

Okay, who wants to dance. This board is a never-ending shit coaster stuck on the path from being bird crap to complete ass, and frankly, I blame all the autistic non USA posters for turning the place into a cancerous circlejerk, damn I'm good.

Because of you scums, good posters like the Duke poster are possibly gone for good. Now I'm REALLY pissed off, you're the only ones who are ruining the board for the current posters and future posters.

I'd rip your head off and shit down your neck, but who am I kidding, I've got better asses to kick, you guys SUCK.

I only wanted to share my balls of steel on this subject, and now that I'm done doing so, blow it out your ass.

IMAGINE......... THE SMLLELL..... ofm y penis :)...; imagine the smell of my penis loL :)! just imagine the smell of my penis :P.... haha lol no srsly just go on and imagine.... MY PENIS :D!!!!!!!!!! my penis so cool!!!!!!!!! :OOOOO i wanna put my penise in a f*male :d.... kinda...... yeah......... my life huh............ wowzers....... yikes!.... lolz! epic style!!!!! HARLEM SHAKE ^_^!!!!!!! DO TEH GANGNAM STYLEZ!!!!!! WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP (but not the italians lulz) WOP WOPPA GANGNAM STYLE WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOPPA GANGANZ STLYEEEEEZ YEAHHHHHHHHH so yeah this is one of my many interests in the world of penises :P.... care to join me....... wooptafoopta?

>WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO MAKE MY POSTS ON Jow Forums NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME OUT OF HERE
>WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>THUNK THUNK THUNK
>N-N-NO, THIS IS NOT HOW MY LIFE ENDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
>sorry chap but this is your life now, we are faggots togheter in this
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SPLAT

>NOOOOOOOOOOO LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU BRIT WANKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>oh yeah that's the stuff ohohoho ooooooooooooh yeah
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>THUNK THUNK THUNK
>SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>LET ME OUT OF HERE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>this is the good stuff oh yeah
>HUMP HUMP
>W-W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS HORRIBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOO I AM GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>hngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>WHAT IS THIS I AM BEING EATEN BY WORMS W-W-W-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>oh shit this little cunt is dying i'd better save him
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PENIS MY FUCKING PENIS GOT BITTEN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE
>W-W-W-W-WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS SOUND I AM HEARING
>SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCFK IT'S SHIT I AM BEING FUCKING SHAT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK PINKYBONG
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG oi these bloody pills ain't working HOLD ON WAIT A FOOKEN MINUTE MATE
>SPLAT PLOP SQUAASH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A SQUISH SPLAT PLOP BLAM
>that's the good stuff mate

>OHHHHH YES PINKYDADDYYY OHHHH FUCK MY LITTLE ASSHOLE HARDERR UNTILLLLL I CAN'T WALK FOR A YEAR OHHHHHHHHHH
>just for a year, m8? you think i'm that weak?
>NOOOOOO DADDY NO PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN TO INSULT YOU DADDY NOOOOOOO HOHOHOHOHO
>alright, that's fucking it m8, you've done it now lad
>NOOOOOOOO MY ASSHOLE GAHAHGAHGAHGH AHGH M-Y-Y-Y-Y ASSHOLER HAHHAHHAIHJAOPEGHAGHH HA FUCKKKK AHHHHHHHHHH THE PENETRATION WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>hold still wanker
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL BE MUTILATED FOREVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Based and redpilled

POOP xd

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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

All hail >romania, the saviour of bant

Romania and Denmark are the ultimate discord destroying combo

Lollamoe xd

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xddd

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Picked it up from a Flawsy thread..

Bump to remind everyone that Fagmark is the fake Romanian schizo.

Boop

Still no excuse.

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