Hello Jow Forums i hope your having a nice day. what did you do today user? i spent some time fishing with mom...

its fine its fine its fine its fine its fine its fine...

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Good night

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nah uh i wont sleepe. try to drug me dummy because i never sleep on my own free will

Stop abusing coffee.

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Albion Online. I've just hit the grind all mmos have, but it seems pretty fun

but im not drinking coffe. anyways i think coffe taste to bitter for me. so i need lots of sugar and milk

sounds nice. i usually never play mmos. but its good that your enjoying your day :3

Eat apples before bed, they help you build up serotonin to dream about dragons.

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>fishing
sounds comfy, i need to get casting again, although i am still noob i find it relaxing

oh that might be cool. i dreamt that i was in a forest with a women and she let me touch her tiddies. do you know how u can get more lewd dreams?
dont worry i suck too. i fished at sea. though im much better fishing at lakes since i used to fish with dad a lot in the summer.

forgot to mention fishing with dad at lakes lole. sounds weird without saying that

First of all, in order to dream you need to sleep.
Second is I've heard that if you sleep on your belly, you have bigger chances of getting lewd dreams or squash your morning wood, not sure now.

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i get lots of sleep paralyses so i dont wanna sleep on my belly.

thanks! did you enjoy your day even though you didn't catch a single fishe?

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When I put my hands above my head it's like 50% I get sleep paralyses too.
From all I've ever had, only two were scary, if I remember correctly.
But I had dreams much worse in their mind-shattering abstraction that I woke up to.
Some felt like years, other made my brain terrified to the point of erasing about one unrevealing second to keep me sane. It made me shrivel to start thinking about nothing, only blackness, because that was the image my brain substituted for what I've remembered seeing but forgot in a blink of an eye. I think it was like that, it's been some time~
Though I will never forget the sound that pit made, like a mix of windows XP turning off and SCP 087 death audio.
youtu.be/qd5Ynvm-K-w?t=142
Thanks for reading my blog, sleep well.

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its been comfy. so yes i guess
sounds scary. yeah i have had tons of scary sleep paralyses. usually i hear whispering screaming and such. but i havent had one in a while which is good :3

hope you dont get more scary ones

I also have Explosive Head Syndrome, beat me on that.
Though it's getting weaker and weaker with age - at first it was mainly lightning like hallucinations, later we've got audio attacks. Some nights could have up to five of them, nasty stuff when you feared fireworks and storms ᴵ ˢᵗᶦᶫᶫ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶫᵃᵗᵗᵉʳ⋅⋅
Now I can feel whenever one is to come and can easily prevent them, plus they happen very rarely and I'm pretty accustomed to that.
I've gathered all explosions, screams, trumpets, electric noises and I think static with some hard to describe too. Most often are explosions though and everything happens in a split of a second, all at maximum volume you can imagine.
>whispering
Fuck that, I sometimes hear voices I know very clearly, even though I can have hard time exactly imagining somebody's vocation.

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go to sleep retarded incel

that sounds really bad... welp i dont have anything like that. the worst i have gotten is like psychosis. but its gone now i think.. anyway u win! the prize is very bad sleep for years to come.
nah uh!

sleep well

awee u came here :3 thanks! welp i wont sleep anytime soon

go to sleep

its only 3 20 am. its like not time for sleep at all

die

>only 3:20 am
go to bed, retard

no u uwu
nah uh!