I almost had my first wet dream last night. In my dream I was vigorously humping a pillow in public. I was so close to cumming but then I realized it was a wet dream and stopped.
I almost had my first wet dream last night. In my dream I was vigorously humping a pillow in public...
Nathan Clark
Luke Sanchez
nigga u gay
Jaxson Stewart
Wet Dreams happened because nobody masturbated until the 1970s. After people started to masturbate a lot nobody had any wet dreams.
Lucas Kelly
> I was vigorously humping a pillow in public
Why? Is that hot nigger?
Jonathan Kelly
I once had a wet dream... I was fucking my mom
Mason Davis
100% straight, my guy
The pillow had a nice rump at the bottom of it and it kind of looked like an ass. It turned me on.
Jaxon Reed
That's gonna be a YIKES from me, Andy. My wet dreams are way cooler. I put benis in bagina, and make it happen.
Christian Nelson
Probably. I'm on day 12 of nofap. Used to fap all the time.
I've never had or dreamed about real sex before. I can't even lose my virginity in my subconscious.
Gavin Morris
damn I love galko's huge mammaries
*puts head between those bosoms*
Dylan Cox
In public?
How? When I do nofap I last maybe 3 days? Everytime after I fap I feel worst, and I think fapping is a bad omen.
Connor Sanders
Fuck now I want to fap
Matthew Thomas
Same.
>In public?
I was in some bed bath and beyond-like store and I wasn't thinking straight.
>How? When I do nofap I last maybe 3 days?
Used to be me. Keep trying. Try meditation. Also try not looking at my pictures.
Brayden Gutierrez
Had a dream once that my old goblin grandmother was giving me a handjob, seriously it was nice until I saw her in my dream. Looks like Dobbie from hairy potter.
Jace Johnson
I always hated it when I would have wet dreams because all of my dreams tend to be weird, and that includes the wet dreams. Never, ever has it just been a normal "I'm dreaming of having sex with someone!" it's always exaggerated or retarded stuff, and often mixwd in with other, regular dreams.
One time I dreamt I was raping an anaconda's mouth, for example. Woke up terrified and realized I splooged.
mfw
Thomas Ward
Are you Andy? I've been doing exercises.
Connor Clark
That's pretty hilarious though. I wish I had regular sex dreams as well.
Nope.
Isaiah Myers
quite enormous
I'm a man who likes all sizes but the bigger, the better
Joseph Phillips
Ralsei we met again. What if you get horny without the use of pictures?
William Lewis
>wet dream
Figures. It happened to me two or three nights ago. Gladly it wasn't much since I need it for weight lifting. I don't dream nor do I daydream lewdness. But, it happens.
Elijah Jenkins
Meditation and deep breathing. The idea is to transmute the sexual energy into something else.
How do you not dream at all?
Nicholas Richardson
Like what? Turn that in to anger?
Wyatt Hall
I do dream obviously! I just don't have lewd dreams.
Adrian Price
Ideally productivity.
Christian Wright
Thanks bro, will remember that when I'm horny, well goodnight bro.
Benjamin Taylor
Oh hey that's my wife
Bentley Evans
I have a re-occurring one that I've had since I was 14
>Be an evil king or something
>Lackeys come in dragging a pretty girl who is resisting
>They leave her there and she demands to be let go
>Tell her I'm going to kiss her
>She's shocked, tells me we're not even married
>Crack a grin as I feel the surge of a plan coming together x1000
>not even sure what the plan is but it's all working and it's turning me on
>Laugh maniacally, boner grows more powerful
>Tell her that can be fixed
>All resistance is replaced with panic as she realizes she has to kiss me now
>She closes her eyes, I drag her in and
>Wake up, have to change my bed sheets
Why can't dream about fucking ass or something like everyone else?
I don't even get to kiss her