I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 18 years old

I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 18 years old.
I will never experience the feeling of losing it to someone I truly love who also truly loves me.

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Still better than never experience the feeling of getting your pee pee wet

Virginity is over-rated, the first time with someone you love is ALWAYS better than your first time. There's still hope, bro.

t. Someone who lost their virginity before meeting their current partner of about 4 years.

someone explain what 'love' is and why everyone thinks they're missing out on it

sounds like disney film shit

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"love" is when you really want to be with someone, and when you are with that person you feel good

It's a feeling you get when someone sucks your dick on a regular basis. It makes them want to continue sucking youf dick.

I lost mine to my older sister's best friend because he told me to come over so he could show me an anime. 14 years old

what anime did you watch?

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lost it to a girl who was probably excercising her mommy fetish on me
yikes desu

hot

yeah but all the time?
is it a percentage based thing where you can stand them 99% of the time and just regular friends only 50%?

Black Butler. Still can't finish it to this day

I told you to stop posting that picture you piece of shit

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Fuck off. Some of us might not experience losing it at all.

i'm sorry friend
that's kinda messed up

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we're aussies, we aren't supposed to feel things

No.
If I waited for another two months it would be to a very nice guy.

U can't buy a hooker?

So the problem is you're actually a fag?

>buy a hooker
that's slavery, user

Problem is first time I was used as a fetish relief and it was akward.

Isn't sex always awkward?

No?

Women have smaller brains, so they are always cringe.

Elliot, is that you?

Yes, it is I, your long lost butt-buddy.

How goes your anus? Still loose as always?

I'm a 19 year old virgin, I hope to die a virgin.

u writing that as if you were a girl, "losing virginity to someone who loves me" oo lala lmao. man up flabby muhfucka

yeah, i did too. but i was so excited i couldn't keep it up lmao. i like to visit prostitutes once a few months.
PROTIP: if you never had teh secks before, negotiate to pop twice, don't masturbate for a few days prior and you will be good to go.

You're not him! If you were you'd knew how tight it is.

Elliot, is that you?