*dials up america*

*dials up america*

Helo? America u ther?

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hello russyia it is me americca

My name is Ranjeet. Good evening good sir, how may I help you today?

Hello there Putin, how are you?

Helo here can you hold this for me

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Oh um er... no those are illegal here

Common its just a chocolate egg

no dis is winland

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Kek

kot

Yeah but if I’m caught with one the CIA wi-

*beep beep beep*
Amerika?
...
America?!
What hapen

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Well, fuck. I killed him.

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not a great loss

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Exactly as planned...
Ha-ha-ha!!!

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Henlo, this is America

I think you mean, "hola, yo esto america"
Or something, idk.
How we getting outta here bro?

kek

i thought these were only illegal to sell here

?

Whoops, didnt pick up on the fact that you are a name-fag.
You're on your own bro, enjoy the tacos.

Wrong number...