*dials up america*
Helo? America u ther?
*dials up america*
Helo? America u ther?
hello russyia it is me americca
My name is Ranjeet. Good evening good sir, how may I help you today?
Hello there Putin, how are you?
Helo here can you hold this for me
Oh um er... no those are illegal here
Common its just a chocolate egg
no dis is winland
Kek
kot
Yeah but if I’m caught with one the CIA wi-
*beep beep beep*
Amerika?
...
America?!
What hapen
Well, fuck. I killed him.
not a great loss
Exactly as planned...
Ha-ha-ha!!!
Henlo, this is America
I think you mean, "hola, yo esto america"
Or something, idk.
How we getting outta here bro?
kek
i thought these were only illegal to sell here
?
Whoops, didnt pick up on the fact that you are a name-fag.
You're on your own bro, enjoy the tacos.
Wrong number...