Visiting Italy, what do I need to know?

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Pizza, pasta, and spaghetti are tourist shit, ask for local dishes and recommendations instead.

South Italy is best Italy

K*rbos address

Local food, got it.

Italy where?

I may be able to visit south of Rome coast area.

Some north, some Rome, some south.

Ok
>implying you know how to act with people

You'll probably get robbed if you go in big cities, if you'll get actualy robbed, remains robbed and don't act like some rambofag, if you're going to some more rural part of italy the best advice is just never say no to food/drink

Respect elders-nature and monuments
when i'll have some more advice for you i'll write down something

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>You'll probably get robbed if you go in big cities
really?

I'll be aware of pickpockets and tourist scams, thanks.

Avoid clubbing and don't be too confident wearing AS Roma or SS Lazio jersey apart from this enjoy your stay, the weather is hot and sunny for the next week, i strongly reccomend you to eat a true Carbonara at la Matricianella(Via del Leone 4, 00186 Roma, Italy).

Drive like a mad man. Italians have no regard for the safety of themselves let alone others on the road, this includes pedestrian crossings. Despite this its so chaotic that if you just go with it you will live, probably, unlike in china where pedestrians are pins and your car is a bowling ball.

Not into The Beautiful Game so no worries. Thanks for restaurant tip.

Dangerous drivers, I've heard!

Lmao say the dumdum who's drive on the wrong side of the road

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I suggest going north

Avoid people from Naples or Naples in general

But most important avoid tips from namefag

>JAP ID
Ignore this guy, he's a plant.

Toscana, Lombardia or Veneto?
Campania, Sicilia or Sardegna?

Liguria Toscana Lazio

Terronies are niggers

When youre in a crowd, or just in a place with more people, keep an eye out on your wallet at all times, otherwise it'll get snatched in the one second youre not paying attention to it. Has happened to someone i know

Don't do this, go to a Pizza Hut and Olive Garden in Italy

Almost forgot that Little Caesars is based off of Julius Caesar, so you gotta go there
Plat this song loudly for a free Little Caesars pizza.
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If you see a group of immigrants near a train station or mall get the fuck away from them. Italy has good coffee and nice clothes so bring some money and go shopping.

avoid wild niggers is difficult

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Real shit, avoid any areas with a large amount of niggerfugees

I visited Italy last summer and it was an awesome trip. We stayed in Florence, Rome, Venice, Milan, and stopped in Pisa for an hour. Rome was by far my favorite spot though, as there is so much to see in the ruins and the Colosseum.

The trip was pretty safe the entire time. I read online a lot about being careful if you see gypsies since they are pickpockets, but I didn't see even a single one and people were generally nice and friendly.
Go ahead and try the pizza and pasta, but I personally wasn't very impressed by either. Maybe it's because I live on the east coast with many Italians here, but I felt as if I could get the same pizza back home. The pasta was different in that it's doughier and a little bit harder to chew through, which I wasn't really a huge fan of.

If you're going to be driving long distances, be mindful of the traffic. I'm not sure if I got particularly bad luck, but both times we drove between cities we got stuck in ridiculous bumper to bumper traffic on the freeway, with seemingly no reason. We never passed any accident or road work or anything, but traffic would suddenly clear up for a stretch and then come to a standstill later on. Trains are very nice and quick though.

(I live in Northern Italy)

If somebody approaches you saying you need to sign a paper to donate to deaf people it's a scam. Also unless you are skilled don't speak Italian because you'll just look ridiculous.

If you need to ask for directions to a place, first learn how the vocals are pronounced in Italian so that you won't butcher the name.

Don't eat at dominos

Anything above 1€ for coke and similar is scam

Venice is a tourist trap

Be careful not to talk to strangers near trains because when you are distracted talking to X, an assistant of X will try and rob your stuff.

Remember to pay for tickets because the fine is over 50€ per person.

Shout "VIVA IL DUCE!", I'm sure they'll love that.

where the fuck you find coke at 1€

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