Alright Yuropoors every American is awake now and ready to kick your ass, you gonna dance?

Alright Yuropoors every American is awake now and ready to kick your ass, you gonna dance?

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No, I am not going to dance with a dukeposter

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Sorry Yuroshit, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my AMERICAN lawnmower.

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I don't believe you're American.
Prove it.
>get shot
>pants shit

Other countries, are you even trying?

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I had the memorize the preamble to graduate 8th grade like everyone else in my State did.
Doesn't seem like it right now, at least Suwapartisan had a decent reply before (presumably) he deleted it.

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Also Rad ID checked.

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THE ONLY DANCE AMERICUNTS DO IS AT THE BROTHEL, YOU FUCKING WANKING SPERM GUZZLERS OF A LANDMASS

Damn right baby, I'll always pay to see some ladies dance.
You got any new gypsy girls to sell to me this time? I hear you're in good with their community.

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Rad indeed based American poster.

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I’m ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I have balls of steel.

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SLAVES DON'T GET SLAVES, LARDLAD

Damn right, we got a long history of good ID's.
Good to see you honorary American, how goes making art for NASA?
Ah I see, so you're just a simple slave to your gypsy overlords then. How'd you get internet access in romania anyways?

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And now this to top it all off

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GODS DON'T HAVE OVERLORDS FATTIE, AFTER ALL I CREATED THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE

If you're a god then why haven't you fixed your country's roads yet?

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MERE ANGLO PROPAGANDA, FaGG, BASED ROMANIA IS THE MOST BAAAAAASEEEEEED IN THE UNIVERSE AND OUR INFRASTRUCTURE TOWERS OVER THE ANGLO SLUMS SUCH AS JEW PORK SHITTY

Then show us your based and redpilled cities and buildings, prove that Romania is actually superior instead of farming my (You)s

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AND WHY EXACTLY WOULD I DO THAT, DUKE SHITEM? PROVIDING YOU WITH IMPORTANT TACTICAL AND STRATEGIC INFORMATION ABOUT THE GLORIOUS BASED ROMANIA WOULD BE AGAINST BOTH MINE AND THE FREE BASED ROMANIAN PEOPLES WISHES YOU FOOL, AFTER ALL WE DO HAVE TRADITIONAL ROMANIAN VALUES TO UPHOLD WHILE YOU MASTURBATE ON DOORKNOBS AND THE VASECTOMY STITCHES BURST DUE TO AN ARCANE POWER OF AMERICUNTS ALWAYS HAVING TO BE FAT.....

Are you jealous of the US because we have a lot of food whereas your tiny country has maybe a goat or two? I can't say I blame you, having such a vast quantity of food is great.

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At the moment mulling over some rocket designs.

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>2 losses
Vietnam against the Vietcong and 1812 against Canada, right?

Great to hear. I'd rather not see this turn into a blog thread though so I'm cutting it off here.
Unfortunately you're right, canada and vietnam both lost the US.

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Yeah!

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we didnt lose vietnam
vietnam lost us

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absolutely based

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then who are the 2 losses to then? the war on drugs? the war on terror? the war on poverty? the war on overpriced mattresses?

Bump

Those wars are ongoing, though we've unfortunately had our white house burned by leafs and are losing the war against high fructose corn syrup.

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we need to build up Vermont maple syrup if our corn juice isn't good enough