What should I say to her?

"I'd like to give you head."
Alternatively, "I agree. It's tough for women to get a head in this world."

"I'm going to head out for some breakfast tomorrow morning. Care to join me?"

nb4 she didnt have one

You should get her to meet in person and ask her to enforce it.

Ask if she’ll be giving any head tonight

Ask her if she's murdered any men since her pic seems to glorify it. Then ask her how many cats will she have by the time she passes away alone.

>Guys that don't know how to talk to women
implying I would ever want to come near someone like that.
I'm just curious about my question.

why is the man blond? literally nobody who’s an adult exists like that (in any meaningful statistical number) in America.

yet more anti-blond MAN propaganda at play. for shame

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Ask if that means she gives bloody good head

"I see you like to fuck men. We have a lot in common."

Don't mention it. Pump and dump.

Tell her you're leaving your ex to the abortion clinic tomorrow as you support a woman's choice.
Then ask her if she wants to go for a coffee once you leave your ex off.

ask her if she's ever been raped

"Ah, i see you like to fuck men, do you take it in the front or back?"

that's fucking creepy how pre-destined she looks to being obese
you guys can see it too right?
look at her face

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>What should I say to her?
Ask her why she swiped right if she hates men. And why isn't she setting her profile to gay.

She probably wants to torture OP's balls. Watch out, OP!

>ask her what kind of man she expects to find on tinder

She's probably memeing, even if she isn't just say "you wish"

then

Taking the second one

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she is smiling with a smug dead look in her eyes. Stay away

kek

>a head
ya dun goofed

haha you are not getting laid now bucko

>using tinder
You deserve what you get.

You're a faggot. Lol.

Ignoring my genius.
This shall not go unnoticed.

.

SEND HER THIS
One man rode the way through the woods
Down to Asa bay
Where dragon ships had sailed to sea
More times than one could say
To see with own eyes the wonder
People told of from man to man
The God of all almightyness
Had arrived from a foreign land
The rumours told of a man
Who had come from the other side the seas
Carrying gold cross around neck in chain
And spoke in strange tongue of peace
He had come with strange men in armour
Dressed in purple shirts and lace
Smelling not of beer but flowers
And with no hair in face
And the bold man carrying cross
Had told all one of Asa bay
The God of all man woman child had come
To them all save
And to thank Lord of Heaven
One should build to God a house
And to save one's soul from Hell
One should be baptised and say vows
A man of pride with the Hammer told new God
To build his house on own
And spoke loud of the Gods of their fathers
Not too long time gone
The rumours said the man with a beard like fire
The Hammer in chain
By men in armour silenced was and by
Their swords was slain
Those who did not pay the one coin
Of four to man of new God
Whipped was twenty and put in chains then locked
By their neck to the log
And so all of Asa bay did build
A house of the cross
Every hour of daylight they did sweat
Limbs ached because faith does cost
And on the day two hundred
There it stood white to the sky
The house of the God of the cross
Big enough to take two dragon ships inside
All of Asa bay did watch
The wonder raise to the sky
Now must the God of the cross be pleased satisfied
Just outside the circle of the crowd
One old man did stand
He looked across the waters
And blotted the sun out of his eyes with one hand
And his old eyes could almost see
The dragon ships set sail
His old ears could almost hear
Men of great numbers call out Oden's hail
And though he did know already
Though he turned face towards sky
Whispered silent words forgotten
Spoken only way up high
Now this house of a foreign God does stand

Lamewas the only choice
because she probably would've responded yes

Now must they leave us alone
Still he heard from somewhere in the woods
Old crow of wisdom say
...people of Asa land, it's only just begun.

Ya no shit why he didn’t say do you do Amal I have no clue

she looks fat, try to look her clavicle

She has the same face as Brei Larson and probably the same shitty attitude.

Should have asked if she does anal

Ask her if she is an emcel.

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You're taking it more seriously than she meant it. It's just a funny picture. Not all women are super political or diehard feminists. Get off Jow Forums and get laid.

Here is the master plan:

1. Ignore her vile nature, keep her happy for a few months.
2. Poke holes in the condom and knock her up.
3. Go along with whatever she says so that she doesn't abort the kid. At the same time, set up covert surveillance all over your house.
4. Once the kid is born and weaned, reveal your actual power level and watch the fun. She will immediately start plotting your downfall.
5. There is no doubt that she will cheat on you after you reveal your power level. Count on it. Get her infidelity on video and use it as leverage. Make her sign a no-fault divorce.
6. Raise your kid as you see fit.

She's projecting how she wants to be treated.

>I agree, fuck men. You can start right now by fucking me.
Oh wait I see you already fucked up

If she's on tinder, she means that literally.

Tell her that you're a man. So will she please practice what she preaches.
Tell her that you're also suicidal, so she's allowed to cut your head after you finish.

nice going retard

enjoy my sloppy seconds nerd and good luck after i blew her pussy out with my BBC

Blast from the past, thanks bosnanon

just say fuck women to her

This, one of my ex gf's when I met her was insanely shy and innocent.
But after getting to know each other she let me know how she wanted to he "dominated" and liked to be taken control of. It was kinda weird at first but taught me a lot about women.
She wanted me to bend her over and spank her if she didn't listen LMaooo im not even kidding.
I kinda miss her.. but she was definitely psycho lol.
She would do things like.. not follow directions or disobey simply because she wanted me to get mad and discipline her.
And she liked it..
Fucking women are crazy dude.

this guy fucks, OP wasted a pretty easy intro

This is actually clever lol

She has mong eyes, at least they go well with the retarded sticker.

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>a sticker like that
she's been blacked i'm afraid :(

You're doing it wrong m8
Delete your tinder account b4 she reads that or the war is over.

Tell her you are a Muslim

Fine I’ll ask her that next

>nice looking girl
>tons of skins on her first pic

Nah she a slut m8.

>ask her if she does anal
>okay I will
Absolute madlad. Ask her if she is into being choked and then ask her on a date. We're going to get you some pussy.

Ask her if women's right movements trough history were a joke and the biggest western error in history leading to the emancipation of the futur generations

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Fuck it

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Wow, you really pissed him off. Look at all the proxies he's using. lmao

BASED

The absolute mad lad

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Don't ruin it by thirstily posting a million follow up messages. Just wait for her to reply

>Emory
Yikes, I see these slags all over Tinder. God I can’t wait to move out of Atlanta. This city is fucking terrible.

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You beautiful bastard

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she wants you to fuck her
ignore her
she's not worth your time user

Nigger

THE MAD LAD DID IT!

Kek

This. No more

I did a thorough inspection, and it appears she is wearing panties.

Beautiful

tell her you'll be looking out for her in the obituaries after she's been pumped and dumped by the line of diminishing-quality men she's forced to settle for until she's cold and withered and POWERFUL and BRAVE. Remind her that no amount of cock will ever fill the void left by her father's absence and her mother's bitterness.

SCREW YOUR OPTICS, HE'S GOING IN

"OK, your place or mine?".

This works lol.
Used to tell all the females at work that wore chokers.
"I see you're wearing a choker, is that cause you like to he choked?"
They would always laugh lol.
After that a couple times I told this one girl when she was in a bad mood.
"Are you doing all right? Need help with anything? I can choke you if it makes you feel better" haha everyone laughed.

This guy fucks

be careful who you say that to, some might take you to court

She's only 20. She has 10 more years of cock carousel before she can settle down with a middlingly attractive beta provider.

That women have it "hard" in the dating market is an invention of women and incels (trannies). Women have it incredibly easy, especially if they're not ugly.

>”you just mad bitch because you ain’t got a dick to fuck. Come over and I’ll fuck your pussy raw.”
Guaranteed she’ll respond.

you underestimate the power of the seeds of doubt.

That's the cheese in the trap.
Extremely tempting, but dangerous.

Your call.

Well don't say it to complete strangers lol.
You have to say it in a joking way. And make sure you don't have a rapey smile / look on your face lol

I estimate perfectly the perversions of discord trannies who shit up this board with leftypol nonsense like "Women are committing suicide at disproportionate rates because they can't get married"

All total bullshit.

Also she’s fat

whats the cringe sun symbol ? maybe she want lure you into some snuff enviroment.

For instance, I remember this guy as the one who LARPed as a jock who likes getting his asshole licked by black women.

"I paid a lot of bitcoins in darknet to one gang to find you and brutally rape you, I hope you will enjoy it"
But I'm not sure how legal it is, and what a chance that you will be under investigation for threats.

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>he mad

Stop using Tinder, stop indulging in addictive unhealthy habits. The Bible commands it

Stop being a tranny.