Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion...
Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion
who took a shit in the pool again ?
Do NOT enter my room without my consent. Do NOT steal my food or drink. Do NOT disturb me while I'm sleeping.
Need anything from the cellar, user?
Pools is still closed, cos someone shit in it last night and no cunt will clean the pool
How bout you bring me one of them wines?
pizza and video games in my room but youre not allowed if you post anime
*sipps ur drink and munches ur snacks*
Totally, I can already tell we're gonna get along
*breaks into your room to munch on snacks in the worst way possible*
I’m laying in my room with my harem of anime waifu girls (female) while owning a Catboy.
disgusting get out of the house
dedicating these trips to the war on an*me
b@sed
Why?
I brought home a pet
This is one strange looking dog
alright with one of you nuted on my wife pillow and pissed in my boots
You sick fuck. I like you
I know right. still, it barks on command
I think your dog has autism
hopefully
Why do you hope your dog has autism?
Maybe my Cat and your dog can play together.
Nothing wrong with that.
I never had a dog with austism
sure, we can drink peanuts and cola and watch them play
guys i keep getting into the weed stash help.
oh no my dog is getting autism
That's a fine dogbug.
ok, i was just worried that it might have gotten autism.
thanks for reassurance.
It looks like it will be an excellent driver.
cool, you want to get something to drink?
Maybe another time. The smell of the pool is putting me off.
alright, have a good one, ill be playing destroy all humans on my PC
A man of culture. Grab a cow on my behalf.
GUYS I'M HERE
oh bum
i was too late
Toothpaste back with the winners.
No Le Dank Face? Absolutely disgusting!
your threads please me
YES
I'M A MEME
Perfection toothpaste.
much obliged
F5
:O
:O
: O
gay retard
romania has joined the server
You can't help that, you were just born that way.
Don't feel bad.
Put Paulie in somewhere
Reposition
I have fallen and can't get up
The night comes. Who’s joining the hunger games thread tonight? (If there is one, I’m in)
user WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DRAWING ON MY LEGOS
is this the "waste your time" hotline?
I would rape you but you're not even worth raping
Punished Paulie
My ass hurts. I wake up. I see OPs tight butthole, his ass cheeks spread wide, his balls hanging between his legs. I try get up, but the wet cum in my ass makes me uncomfortable. I shake OPs arm, tell him to wake up so he can clean it with his hands. He says “why not do it with ma balls”
He tucks me unto the floor face down, and i can feel his flacid penis rubbing against my back. Then he spreads my ass and begins teasing it with his balls, rubbing me and making use of his pubes as a sponge “please stop it OP” i say like the whiny little faggot i am “im gonna cum again” His hot, black, masculine voice replies “Are you serious? I haven’t even gotten hard yet”. His words make me cum all over my belly.
you don't have the licence to do so anyway
Taking food orders
Suggesting for later
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh borger
Pinging borche.
>big staircases are not waterslides into the pool
What a waste
in the pool
Architect here
>not really
Every FUCKING TIME I COME OVER THERE'S ALWAYS FUCKING DOGS IN THE FUCKING POOL
>mfw there is perro caca in the pool
*plants this picture on the front lawn*
*click*
nice
save from gay fox flood
Wait a second, there's a frog infestation in your kitchen
Gonna fix this health violation
There, it's safe