Where is my cute Russian bf? I haven't been told to jump off a roof in weeks

Where is my cute Russian bf? I haven't been told to jump off a roof in weeks

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i am russian boyfriend blyat
show pene cyka
kit

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jump off a roof
dumb scottish sissy

tranny russian tranny russian tranny russian tranny russian tranny russian tranny russian tranny russian tranny russian tranny russian blyat

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now kiss

ur tranes

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ur scottish and gay and also no proofs

*kissu*
where did you get the idea that i'm scottish?
i've never done anything scottish in my life

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u wear skirt

i have never worn gay clothes you dumb gay crossdressing tranny russian gay

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prove it

BEPSI
I meant, kiss him, not me

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you and OP are both scottish
my logic is dummy-proof, but unfortunately not scot-proof, so you just can't understand it

stop referring to my husband/wife/attack helicopter as your bf

im not your wife, buddy

1v1 me at chess
If I win you have to tell everyone you are my husband/wife/attack helicopter

i don't own a skirt?
hmh?

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i hate haggis

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I hate hags too.

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post a pic of yourself so we could see what you dont

you now officially have to tell everyone that you are my husband/wife/attack helicopter

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i have proof

k
your wife is so cute

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maggy prefers to be designated primarily as my attack helicopter

but didn't you say we'd explode if we touch each other
s-stop doing lewd things to your evil lewd self

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what is her top speed and maximum occupancy?

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dunno. maggy dear could you please tell the nice scottish androgyne your specs?

General characteristics

Crew: 1
Length: 16.0 m (52 ft)
Rotor diameter: 14.5 m (48 ft)
Height: 4.93 m (16.2 ft)
Disc area: 330.3 m2 (3,555 sq ft)
Empty weight: 7,700 kg (17,000 lb)
Loaded weight: 9,800 kg (21,600 lb) , 10,400 kg (22,900 lb) for Ka-52
Max. takeoff weight: 10,800 kg (23,800 lb)
Powerplant: 2 × Klimov VK-2500 turboshaft, 2,400 shp (1,800 kW) each
Performance

Never exceed speed: 350 km/h (220 mph; 190 kn) in dive
Maximum speed: 315 km/h (196 mph; 170 kn) in level flight
Cruise speed: 270 km/h (170 mph; 150 kn)
Range: 545 km (339 mi; 294 nmi)
Combat radius: 470 km (290 mi; 250 nmi)
Ferry range: 1,160 km (720 mi; 630 nmi) with 4 drop tanks
Service ceiling: 5,500 m (18,000 ft) operational, 4,000 m (13,000 ft) hover
Rate of climb: 12 m/s (2,400 ft/min)
Disc loading: 30 kg/m2 (6.1 lb/sq ft)
Power/mass: 0.33 kW/kg (0.203 hp/lb)
Armament
Guns: 1× mobile semi-rigid 30 mm Shipunov 2A42 cannon (460 rounds total, dual feeding AP or HE-Frag)
Hardpoints: 4 (6 on Ka-52) under-wing hardpoints, plus 2 on wingtips for countermeasures or air-to-air missiles with a capacity of 2,000 kg and provisions to carry combinations of:
Rockets: 80 × 80 mm S-8 rockets and 20 × 122 mm S-13 rocket,
Missiles: 2 × APU-6 Missile racks, able to accommodate a total of 12 × 9K121 Vikhr anti-tank missiles, Vympel R-73 (NATO: AA-11 Archer) air-to-air missiles, Kh-25 semi-active laser guided tactical air-to-ground missiles
Bombs: 4 × 250 kg (550 lb) bombs or 2 × 500 kg (1,100 lb) bombs,
Other: 23 mm UPK-23-250 gun pods (240 rounds each), 500 L (130 US gal) external fuel tanks. Reportedly, twin Igla light air-to-air missile launchers under each wingtip countermeasure pod (total 4 missiles).[16]
Two pods on the wingtips with flare and chaff countermeasure dispensers, 4 UV-26 dispensers each (total 512 chaff/flare cartridges in each pod)

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my attack helicopter maggy is so deadly!!

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