I look so cute lately, I've completely fallen in love with myself since getting Jow Forums. I love to make cute...

I look so cute lately, I've completely fallen in love with myself since getting Jow Forums. I love to make cute, feminine expressions in the mirror. I feel like I'm too good to be with anyone. I'm just so beautiful at the moment.
Does anyone else really fancy themselves?

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Youre not cute

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noticing a lack of pics

dumb scot

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I did last month. I made Lewd faces and took sexy pictures.


Haven't been in the gym or outside in a month and feel ugly again.

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if he posted pics then we would find out that he is actually a fat hairy slob

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>that pic
hold on are you that poster that spams Jow Forums & /fa/ with those images and your tum tum?

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>looking in the mirror
>look pretty good
>take a picture of myself
>look at the picture
>ugly as fuck
>MFW

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yes

i fancy you

Yeah it's my tummy.

But it don't look as good as it did last month.
Neither does my chest.

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im not posting my pic because you'll do something lewd with it, you're all perverts on here

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...

h-heh

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my bum bum looks so cute and firm

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Do you think the gym turns people narcissistic?

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Maybe.

I no longer feel better than normie body standards.

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Go back to the gym so you feel cute again.

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Fuck off fag

fatty

Rather be fat than a fag

im not a fag, I'm just really vain at the moment.

Faggots perish in hell

We are in hell.

You probably think we should ban sports and fitness because it's 'degenerate'.

this turns my penis into the big penis

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Absolutely.
Feels good

prove it
i'm not going to do anything lewd with it i just like looking at cute things

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I don't want to post it, because I'm worried someone irl might know me. I know I'm being a little paranoid but even someone who's only met me once might remember who I am.

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I can't, studying for exams.

In 2 weeks I'll be able to go full time again.

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ily

The thought of strangers deriving pleasure from my image is a big turn on.

You're so shy...

Fuck exams. Your body is the most important thing in life. Also when you look cute and Jow Forums you begin to feel a deep hatred for fatties. Sometime I feel like putting them all in a Jigsaw trap to teach them a lesson. When I see them panting, stinking the room out with their body odor, from their selfishness I want to spit on them. Fatties who change their ways I have no problem with, but ones who don't, I hate.

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i love karen poster

Thank you sweetie ;)

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I was always cute and I got Jow Forums for my waifu but I don't think I'm too good for people. I love taking my clothes off to look at myself tho

The Slag LOVES cock!

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Same, do you feel really euphoric when you look at yourself in the mirror?
It's not just your body that looks better, but your skin looks so healthy, due to more oxygen going to the brain, you're motivation goes up and you feel so much sharper.

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Have you got the one where she isn't wearing any knickers?

>do you feel really euphoric when you look at yourself in the mirror?
Yes! When I'm preparing myself to start the day and look at the mirror I can see that I'm doing my best, that thought and random girls looking at me keep me going to the end of the day.

fuck british "people"

This one?

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Coor yeah that's the one.

Shall we turn this into a belly posting thread?

Post tumms

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You first, I'm shy

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Gay thread

If singles, you post

Okay fine, I'm going to bed soon anyway.

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The Slag's tum

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Here. Good night

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What sort of jeans are they? I've never seen anyone wear them before.

S H A V E
Noice, would lick/10

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Here

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I do sometimes but I've been busy lately. Good night.

>OP will never be your bf
why live

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You remind me of a friend i met on highschool, he later became a transexual and now has a chubby boyfriend, he said it's okay because it's not obese but for me it was weird because he always said he wanted someone who cared a lot about his body, but oh well, we're no longer close friends so i didn't inquire further

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