Kpop general #1680

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edition

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FIRST

based

burn down bulagarian villages edition

>who's this? thought it was suzy for a second
youtu.be/huDgyRb2_zM

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>3 AM
damn it, im trying to get up by 10, goodnight folks.

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tip bunny ears

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Late

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she's cute. will she be the new cf star?
>attack bulgaria in the back and lose 30 000 young men to cholera without facing opposition edition

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Sleep well.

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>RTB
>proceed by RTG
Pabochingu...?

cockkiri

actually bulgarians are almost as gypsy-like as romanians so it's fine. you wouldn't believe the kinds of faces i've seen walking down the street here. people who would 100% pass for north africans or high caste indians.

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Eh, is that Indonesian?

Excuses...

im hungry

And I'm getting migraine static again

speaking of, i'm actually almost 100% sure that when i've been to bucharest, i've seen romanian girls unironically wear actual skin lightening makeup. pretty lol for a european country if you ask me

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>balkfags and k pop
good lord...

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last night when I was watching a video in my bed from the corner of my eye I saw a centipede running around on my bed
I jumped out immediately and turned on the lights but I never saw it again
I hope I was just hallucinating or something

Probably just caught sight of some blood passing through a capillary. It can produce that kind of effect.

you weren't. centipedes are nocturnal and they're only afraid of humans if they're moving.

a centipede bit my balls once. true story. one night i woke up to a weird pain and i thought my sleeping position was pulling on my ball hairs or something. so i shifted my position but the pain was still there. in the end i got up and i turned on the light. a centipede was hanging down from my balls by its front pinchers.

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yikes

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my kids will probably be centipedes now

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Immortal centipedes like in sekiro?

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i haven't played that yet. are those centipedes really immortal? is it some deep symbolism? i remember when ghosts in silent hill 4 were immortal and i thought it was the coolest, deepest shit ever

I dunno why but immortal centipedes and insects seem to be a frequent trope in japanese media.
I suppose it's symbolic of some form of corruption or something, breaking with the cycle of life or whatever idk.
But yes, some monks have giant centipedes inside them that make them immortal. Very wholesome.

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i guess bk is open today?

Aren't fast food joints always open on holidays?

they're closed on christmas day

oh, maybe some bugs just appeal to their spirituality for whatever reason, and centipedes are one of those bugs. does it really symbolize corruption? maybe sekiro is the corrupt one. you can find similar things in western culture as well. just look at the praying mantis' name. in bulgarian it's called a "god prayer", "prayer" meaning "someone who prays" then we have bugs like "god's cow" (a firebug) and we have the myth that if you step on one, it'll rain the next day.

of course soulless imperialist corporations have no regard for local traditions

that's good then

Probably less profitable to keep open.
You can do a "corrupt" kind of ending for him I guess.
Mantis is greek for prophet I think. In norway we call them kneelers.
>"god's cow" (a firebug)
How does this work? Is it a reference to the golden cow or something?

you mean why a cow in particular? good question. i don't know, i'll try to research it.
>Mantis is greek for prophet I think.
close, but not exactly
>New Latin, from Ancient Greek μάντις (mántis, “soothsayer”)
i think that's a noteable difference.
>In norway we call them kneelers
hmm, does "kneelers" mean anything in particular? cause if it doesn't i think it fits into the christcuck theme.

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M’lady

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>you mean why a cow in particular?
Yeah.
>>New Latin, from Ancient Greek μάντις (mántis, “soothsayer”)
>i think that's a noteable difference.
Close enough lol.
The actual norwegian word is knelere but it means "those who kneel" so yeah it's probably a religious thing.
Mini momo.

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Word reserved for fedora tipping occasions like this

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We call mantises bogomolke (god-prayers) and firebugs are šuštarji (shoemakers)

heh. ya dead kike on a stick worshippers
yeah it's bogomolki here too
firebugs are bozhi kravicki

lol

Very enlightened girls.
>shoemakers
Lol.
Classic fedora tipper.

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Mornin'

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Illuminati

Mo.
That must be why they keep doing all those hand signs.

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Top of it to ya
Ah yes yes 5 pointed star with horns, eye of providence some true classics

Mo!

Hello

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Nice, what did you get?

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4 cheesb

>4 cheesb
That's great, any fries?

Fortunately no

Time to go have some barbecue.
!

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With ur gf?

>no
oh...

what are you up to?

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No with urs.
Goin' beefin'.

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Bye don’t have a cow man

>Goin' beefin'.
Sounds great, have fun!

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I don't know why they're called that.
I didn't know what a fire bug was so I looked it up but all the results were some d*mb program

Kids call them shoemaker bugs here but it's actually an incorrect dialectal usage of the word
This is a real shoemaker bug it just fell on my head from a tree

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Šuštar is the correct dialectal word here. I'm not sure what those in the pic are called.

idk but it has a cute heart on its back

I like pillbugs, we call them piglets.

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Great way to get hurt

Holy h*ck, I found an option for night mode on your monitor so the light's not so bad and Google Map actually looks usable with this on.

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night mode is a meme

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Why? It's not so bright so it does what it's supposed to.

Vader and bird join the protests

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Going to break some windows?

Its all peaceful man

That's lame, cause some havoc to liven it up!

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That's a strange kind of dinner.

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i'll get premium pizza instead

What kind of pizza is that?

buffalo mozzarella sounds fancy

There's bisons in Holland?

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this place gets "fresh" ingredients shipped every week from Italy

Oh, it's the water buffalos. English makes it confusing. Any other special ingredients?

haven't decided what to get Tbh

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Get the one with pršut, just ask what rocket and DOP means.

4 formaggi

rocket is a herb dumbass

A rocket (from Italian rocchetto "bobbin") is a missile, spacecraft, aircraft or other vehicle that obtains thrust from a rocket engine.

lol saying rocket instead of arugula is pretty lame
DOP seems to be en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denominazione_di_origine_controllata

i don't like that one

you don't work at the pizza place

hm a word can mean 2 different things?

hellos

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what is g o o d

That's weird, why would you call a herb rocket?
Eww, is that thing supposed to be parmesan?? Keep that cr*p far away from all pizzas...?!

Yo, cute kid

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am home today

it was a very nice photoshoot they did

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Me too

mimi day

eh
arugula isn't cheese

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was gonna go to the demonstrations but slept in

goodest girl day

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mimi demonstration

I was banned from the first round of cards against humanity yesterday

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you're too racist

were your combinations too edgy for your countrymen?

what is going on here

no actually last time we played I got really competitive and schlonged the rest too hard, so they got a round in whilst I had my irish coffees

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I think its Taiwanese
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