*grants you three wishes*
Tell me what you want frens and it shall be granted.
*grants you three wishes*
Jaxon Sanders
Gabriel Rodriguez
No more namefags
More animeboys
A can of rubicon (any flavour)
Chase Ortiz
no more frog fags
Ralsei Dies
obligitory 5,00 more wishes
Gabriel Martin
A job where I get paid for simply existing
The ability to feel happiness
The ability to shed tears
Adrian Rodriguez
A much better life.
The worst cancers of this board leave forever.
Jow Forums is officially renamed to /chen/
Aaron Thompson
Gimme some chicken strips
100 mill CDN
And my foreskin back
Jonathan Flores
Everyone is well educated
For the media to be decent
Not having to sleep 8 hours to be well-rested
Josiah Hill
i have only one wish, i want to be happy
Nathan Martinez
For heaven to be real
For everyone to be able to go there
For everyone to die thanos style
Colton Garcia
No one ages past 20
Glasses become mandatory for girls
Felons die on the spot
Michael Miller
I want more apustajia
Jeremiah Howard
to find a job as a baker or butcher
to find a boyfriend in my town that really loves me
to stop hating myself so much
Jace Young
Make my waifu real
Remove niggers from america
Ban ralsei
Caleb Miller
Anime is made illegal
Zimbabwe becomes Rhodesia again
I get to have a trillion dollars with a trillion more each week.
John Lopez
Make my experiences as meaningful as possible forever
Permanent erection
Unlimited 10/10 big tiddie futa catgirls
Christian Brown
>clinical depression to go away
>be immune to disease and getting sick
>$5 billion USD
Liam Robinson
Give me a cute and smart Indian gf
Give me superhuman intelligence
Give me peak physical condition(god tier strength,stamina and flexibility along with senses like vision, hearing spacial awareness)
Luke Rivera
I want to be able to stop time. That is all
Jason Moore
you would use that for rape wouldn't you?
Elijah James
okay so I want to look like this
I want a HUEG penis
and I want eternal youth
Benjamin Rogers
No, all though I'd do something lewd with it trust me
But other than that it means I can avoid situations that I don't want to be in. I could freeze time at the shop so I wouldn't stand there staring at the Rice Krispie's and thinking about whether my computer fans are coping well with my rig because I left it on while I came out to the shop, I could instead just grab everything I need and then appear at the till
I would probably also rob banks (in this specific hypothetical)
Elijah Brown
I could also dab on haters with this power
John Sullivan
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