I had a dream that I morphed into another guy's body and "my" asshole itched but I didn't want to scratch it because it...

I don't really self-insert, but yeah if I would imagine porn in my head, I'm the one who fucks. When watching porn I just see phat round woman ass getting pounded and get turned on. I'm really an ass type of guy. It's all that matters to me. Even if a guy has a nice, round, shaved ass (rather rare) it's fucking hot, i don't care if that makes me gay.

as much as i want to call you a big homo this may be the straightest post i have ever seen on Jow Forums

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Also pic related is fucking hot

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hm I can't call you gey for that either because it's literally on fire...

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it looked like this

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bump

>had dream
>was at mall with dad, they were having a bazaar, bunch of nerds selling games
>split up from dad, had a wad of 100s because someone gave them to me
>bunch of nerds selling games
>had no belt, my pants were falling down
>went to girl selling accessories, she was chinese asked if she had a belt, she didn't understand
>gave up on idea, held up pants myself, went to nerd in his 30s, had a really shitty display setup, I knocked down some games he stacked in the middle of the aisle, made me pick it up, ps1 and 2 games in unmarked paper cd holders, had to take out every disk to know what it was, lots of dvds in there too
>decided I would buy some simpsons episode dvds, he said he would sell me a ps1 and 2 for 30 decided yeah id buy them too and some games
>dicked around for a few minutes for some reason when a girl grabbed my hand and dragged me to this store that was a refurbished eb games with a curtain on the big window facade
>then she went to tje counter to talk to the guy there while dragging me and in the process I fell to the ground still holding her hand but conveniently in the same position I was when I woke up, would have been a nice transition if this was a movie
what could it meeeeeeeeean

I once had a dream that I was an eyeball which was then plucked out and dropped on a parking lot and I watched “my” body walk away in the sunset.

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I had a dream where I was in a room discussing a book with a few friends, suddenly this book discussion turned into a discussion about finding a treasure and finishing a quest (like in an MMORPG). Also, I was Aqua from konosuba for some reason. We needed to escape the room, and the only way was to jump down a hole behind a gate, which has appeared where a wall of the room was. It was too high though, but we found a crown made out of leaves, which should make the one who wears it ultralight. My friends thought "fuck it", jumped down without the crown and didn't die. I wore the crown, jumped down and fell fast, I tried to grasp to a pole, but couldn't get grip on it and fell to the floor and died. Afterwards someone walked up to my dead body and tweeted "lol". I responded with "I was never good at gymnastics >,

why dont you post some more stupid baby faggot little kid cartoons you piece of shit

I should post more little kid cartoons?

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i will too

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