Your son brings home his black girlfriend for the first time

>Your son brings home his black girlfriend for the first time
How do you react?

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this is impossible, as based romanians would never do such a degenerate and hedonistic act as "g*rlfriends"

ask for threesome

tell her I taught him everything he knows and I know more
then plow her like a cornfield while forcing him to watch

ask her opinions on obama

Ask her if she still charges 50 bucks for anal bare back.

Good to see you finally found a gf, son. Maybe theres still hope for U after all

Can I be the son plsssssss

Good to see you boy! Let's get baked and get ourselves some lunch

I only get horny seeing black men fucking white women this is gross

>Cringemark

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Honestly, I don't give a shit. If my son is happy, who cares?

hide my boner

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*smacks lips*
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*rubs forehead*
fuckin' ummmmmmm uhhhhhhhh
*scratches chin*
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why the fuck is my son white?

Make black jokes to see how offended she gets. If any at all she wasnt supposed to be there anyway

Based bleacher.

Same thing

In my head I'd be like. Thomas you could've done soooooo much better. While I'm talking to the two I'll pretend I'm happy and everything but I'll be trying to rationalize what's so great about this chick and feel kinda disappointed. Hopefully if she is a good person and keeps my Thomas happy and I might accept her but I'm always going to be disappointed I think. You could've done better Thomas. If you were going to be interracial, you could've done better.

>Leaf
also: checked

I have a son? How the hell did that happen?

Pretty sure I know what porn is this and I have it saved on Xvideos

My son is 11. How old is his girlfriend? This is important.

I call him based