How does one acquire a gf (male)?

How does one acquire a gf (male)?

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by becoming an hero

Rude desu.

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I want to find a boy that dresses like a girl and make him my girlfriend and cum in his asshole and treat it like a pussy for my personal use

Based. Same.

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Ez you dont lol

hello i am here pls do that

Be yourself, know what you want in life and pursue it. Also don't put her on a pedestal. Fuck her like the slut she is and then let her know you care... but not too much.

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acquire hrt
turn yourself into an unpassing schizo tranny
cuckgratulations you acquired a gf(male)

imagine being so cringepilled

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cut hair or i'll cut you i swear on me dad

Ive already did long time ago

>long time ago
ahem

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK FAGGOTS
TRANNIES ARE QUEENS AND WE SHOULD RESPECT THEM

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queens of suicidal tendencies at 28

Lets be honest here, the term "christmas cake" applies to both genders so its not like you`ll have it better than your average tranny, sweetie :^)

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>there are only 2 genders
based

EL MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

yes there is (im a girl btw)

post girly sneakers then

Is that girly enough for you, you sick fetishist?

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no?

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I only came inside you once to day. We'll have to make up for that.

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find a tranny?
easy, you don't

Bad Korbo

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You don't get to choose. Bend down and let me lick you all over while i take your pink panties off.

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Don't be a crossdresser to start with. That kills your chances with most women.

i did not consent to that

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By getting on grindr, you know what to do Viado

Anal sex is consensual sex because that's where pleasure nerves are. That being said you ought to bring something to the table since I'm paying for your girl pills.

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When will the shipment arrive

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When you'll consent to be my gf (male) and hook up with me of course. Either every inch of your body is mine or you're a stiff. No ways around it.

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