I want to cuddle into a 60 inch penis

I want to cuddle into a 60 inch penis

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who wouldn't?

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just cuddle next to me baby I'm a giant six foot two dickhead

Brit femanon is a slute

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beet gets to cuddle into one and not me
not fair
Very good offer, i cant wait to fulfil my dream
Allegation!

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>EZ id
>calls another poster a slute
fucking lol

prove your innocence

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I havent managed to cuddle 60 inch penis yet so I am still innocent

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oh no... the faggot larper again

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lole orbit is back

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Become girlfriend and be cosplay anglo gf.

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im not your orbiter, you dumb faggot, you fucking wish, i never would orbit any girl, even less if its a filhty dumb cunt like you.

Why do you like to larp this much?
Bois irl give you 0 attetion? are you that pathetic homo?

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do you have 60 inch penis i can cuddle into?

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i'll cuddle your neck with a knife

Sure. Just dress up as Junko

I am same height as junko
this will be the best

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Will you give me the steppe too?

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what is the steppe?

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Shut up cunt

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imagine a 600 foot penis slowly falling on you and trapping you beneath its girth

Roastie whore
Report his porn pics for dumping

You'll figure it out

When did you thought will take your orders, subhuman korbo, you are even worse, shut the fuck up.

make me
imagine the amount of pre cum there would be

Nigga, u male or female?

latter
you have redeemed yourself

Just be straight and everything is gonna be ok

Redeemed for what, dumb larper

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>latter
nigga stop lyin

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straight is the way
you stopped calling me a larp in other thread after i posted vocaroo lole

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And you didnt thought that it was maybe because i went to sleep as a said?

Are you truly this dumb or what? pathetic larper

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i love attention

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>When did you thought will take your orders,
When did you start believing you have a right to address me with that English which looks like it was written by a pig trampling on a keyboard

Fuck off pooftah

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Dont you say...
Filthy larper...
Why you keep talking to me, shut the fuck up, i dont talk with schizo weirdos like you korbo, you belong to thrash, stupid subhuman.

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What a fucking pussy imagine dodging the argument because you can't handle being called out on your disaster of an education

Italian talking about education lole

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Seethe

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Girls power lmao

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marry a man with wealth lole

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Muh pussy pass

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Being this retarded...
Korbo korbo... you truly are a worhtless piece of disgusting flesh...

Argument? wat argument you dumb cunt?
>Your enrigsh bade lole

Yes, so? Do you think i will get offended or something with that shit tier banter?
You are not the first person trying that and probably not the last one, so fuck off and come with something better,

Talk with yourself, maybe one of your personality can think something better to come with, weird obsessive schizo faggot.

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Oh nonononono

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Korbo is seething

>Yes, so? Do you think i will get offended or something with that shit tier banter?
Indifference is a display of weakness
>chad marrying a 3/10 roastie
Kek

I want to see him seethe more

Look at this ugly slut she's so fuck ugly russian trannies have more female hormones than her. Bet she's so fucking ugly she doesn't even shave.

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Mollali, sono solo delle povere teste di cazzo
Si triggerano facilmente
>london sucks
>hablo espanol solo para trabajar en mexico
Get deported

gottem

Come on over to Colorado, we cuddle for warmth as it snows outside~

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I love snow
it didnt snow as much as I'd liked it to this winter

...

>i-ndifere.... indifference is a dis-display of w-weakness...

Thats all that you got?
shameful...
Now shut the fuck up, at least dont talk to me, you dont deserve my (You)'s but its pretty funny to see how pathetic you are, keep replying, keep the seething

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We get snow from Sep/Oct to May lole

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With that jawline i keep thinking that you are a boi.

Steve.

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That's the roastie whore OP you fucktard negative IQ subhuman. Look up the archives before pulling shit out of your ass.

Nah I was smiling and raising my jaw up so skin is stretched and it looks more defined
very comfy
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Speak longer you dummy.

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Jesus korbo, i have to explain it all.
Cant you get that the post it was not mean for you by the context?

When did even considered that you could be a girl?

The gov of italy pays something to your mother for having such a retarded and worhtless kid?
They should, poor woman...
Sure steve, it was the smile...

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Spain user, dont be like this
we can unite against korbo...

Translate that to English you sound like a total nigger

¥giving a tranny attention
Why? He's a failure who can't write for shit, pretentious, pretends to be hot shit when he can't read /lit/core books.
Phooy to him.

>can't write for shit,
>writes literal shit "for fun lul"
>smut
>erotica
Jesus Christ

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i still want 60 inch penis to cuddle

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Pathetic reply, coming from a really pathetic creature.

If your replys are going to be this weak, just dont reply me anymore, not even worth.
Nah thanks, i like to bully you too, slutte weird larper Steve.

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¥korbo can't understand that writing can be fun
¥his literal autism prevents him from understanding that people can have fun doing a hobby
Here I am, actually getting paid to write and here you are being a bitch spamming Jow Forums.

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Can we go with Barry instead?

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>writing can be fun
That's why we've got so much shit going in contemporary lit. Everyone's trying to make their own 50 shades of grey and you're another clod of shit added up to the pile of turds.
>Here I am, actually getting paid to write
Janitors get paid to scoop up shit too

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Beg for it and maybe, weirdo.

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vocaroo.com/i/s1CUtwECFuX3

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You have no idea.
Dumb filesize limit

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No, fuck off steve.
Fucking pathetic, even submitting with a vocaroo.

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¥can't even get paid to write
¥whines like a bitch over someone actually being somewhat successful
I don't have a picture of someone dabbing but you know what, you don't need it, picture's worth a 1,000 words but all I need is two.
Get fucked.

And after a yearly pause and hundreds and hundreds of cocks up his ass the faggot caudillo comes back to show off his aids ridden hole

>can't even get paid to write
I get paid in neetbux 740 a month get on my level porn writer
>Get fucked
Fucking master writer we got here can't even come up with worthy insults.

When did you took a yearly puase?

Get with the times faggot

Boooooooooooooring.

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¥seething tranny gets government money instead of getting work doing freelance
I chuckled, have fun being a failure.
Stop posting dumb large files then, dummy.

This is a terrible day

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Stop being a roastie lol

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Whats wrong Steve?
Dont tell that you really tought that i was going to change my mind... im not that kind of person, heh.
loser

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Stop giving yourself death grip lole

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>actually having to work for someone else
What a fucking faggot lmao have fun flipping burgers and being forced to appease your jewish editor wagey because unlike you i don't need to move a finger and i get to enjoy life all i want. Suck on this faggot.

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But Death-Grips is comfy, lole

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>actually having to work for someone else

For being such a 9999999 IQ genius and having a really big knowleddge about english, you dont seem to understan the freelance concept.

Oh boi, every morning we all should thank god for not being born as Korbo.

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>freelance concept
Same shit. I don't have to work one day to scrape by.

once again, OP is a gigantic, colossal, titanic, absolute FUCKING FAGGOT

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Yeah, you just don't work at all.

No, you probably have to work, but you prefer to be a neet.
Being a useless scum =/= "i dont have to work"
Who would hire you anyways?
Truly pathetic

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>WAAAH WAAAH I WAGESLAVE MY LIFE AWAY THEREFORE I'M BETTER LOL
State granted gibs are a thing now.
Living the good life, pissing on you wagies from a considerable height.

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imagine being this fucking useless and delusional.

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He lives the good neet life seething online

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weird fetish but ok

oh, you still here Steve, i thought you left the thread

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I wish the VA didn't die.

idk what are you talking about, and im going to sleep.

Jow Forums mafia coming through.

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she's dead?

this ruined my day

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