Why aren't you lifting yet?

If I pull that off will you die?

His head is too small. Must be photoshop. Looks odd.

Wow, did you figure that out all by yourself?

But the guy on the right probably fucks the left guy

Yeah that blending on the neck..12 yr olds work

Go do sarms

Right is like
>Nanomachines, son.

Lol imagine believing that women would choose the guy on the right over the guy on the left.

I'm doing GSLP

Weak as fuck lifts but getting better every workout. Probably waited too long to start but doing it now and constantly putting weight on the bar. Adding LISS walks and HIIT jump rope on off days and doing IF as well

Optimal height/weight for warfare is 6'0 160lbs. Endurance and speed will be the winners of modern warfare not how much weight you can pick up.

same here

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Right dude is Senator Armstrongmaxxed

I don't like being a large meat-sack.

theres no gym in my small town

>virgin lanklet vs chad lifter
lmao imagine being this delusional

He's real, he was a known poster a 5-10 years ago on dutchbodybuilding. His name was 'mister10' and he kept posting pictures of himself side by side with Arnold Schwarzenegger while claiming to be natural.

jelly cracka

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pfft, cocklets are always so sad, everyone knows you can't mke a woman cum if you're under a foot long

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I should and want to but I'm a lazy fuckboi and I have this aversion to working out with/in front of people. No I'm not a hamplanet slob either, I'm 6'1 210 lbs.
>Just buy your own and lift at home
1) terminal laziness as before
2) no where to put it, house is full of furniture and shit, garage is full of /o/tism
3) costs more than I'm willing to spend

The question should be "why aren't you engaged in some kind of physical endavour." The guy on the left can never become the guy on the right. And doesn't have to.

I do, I still can’t gain much.

Because I do yoga instead

Bad photo shop.

mad cracker

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If you're a lazy fuckboi you have other problems more important than gym to sort out. But gym could be a usefuk stepping stone to learning how to set and accomplish small goals.

For example, I am currently trying to have a bed time. Pathetic. But actually important.

It could be you're not eating right. You have to feed your work out. Just eat.
Or it could be your age. You know I had a lot of trouble building any muscle at all until I was like 32. Then suddenly? Oh I could build.
Before that I was just skinny and could do push ups all day and lifts and not seem to gain a thing.

>excuses for being a DYEL manlet

Make ur own shit bitch, easy and cheap

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Because I'm going for speed and endurance so when the day comes where I happen I can do as much damage as possible.

They are gonna find my corpse and wonder why my legs and core are so huge and ripped compared to the rest of my body.

guy right looks fag af

Nice digits

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muscules arent bullet proof i invest my time to improve my shooting skills.

Asians just look gay when they lift

LOL! I wonder how much that weighs. Looks kinda heavy. I lift about a 40 lb barbell every night but yea, that looks a bit heavier.

Nano machines son!

You should also work on improving movement as well.

I do t every fucking day.

Guy on left will still get more pussy than the goomba looking dude.

I have better things to do than lift weights up and down for no reason and no pay.

Mediocre

He's joking you mong, UK must be one of the easiest places to get gear

It's easy for me to get a foot long. I just fold it in half.

Pretty boy eye fucking himself in the mirror like a fag.

Immediate happening Captcha passes freeee

I hope you have good cardio skills for maneuver warfare with all your equipment

then again lots of brisk cardio will improve your muscle density and you don't want to be gay do you

>crackers

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>take steroids
>become infertile
>wreck natural hormone levels
>be dependent on (((big pharma))) for the rest of your life
>become homosexual
no thanks

Lifting will not make you look like that freak on the right.
Being a guy who lifts does not mean you look like that freak on the right.
The guy in the left most likely lifts too.
The guy in the left has a better looking figure.

This is the advice that helped me. I also thought I couldn't gain much even tho I ate a lot. In reality I didn't eat a lot, I ate when I was hungry. Which is the mistake, you need to eat before you're hungry. This is key as well as finding foods that do not really fill you that much but are high on cal like nuts. I also drank 1l milk and 1l chocolate milk a day which are a pretty easy 1k cal together.

Probably because he isn't wearing a shirt. You can look like you lift without looking like a try hard faggot

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i can't stop laughing at this picture

My training right now consists of wearing a plate carrier and a backpack full of weights, then going for a run, followed by climbing trees and fences in full gear before finally doing some marksmanship while exhausted.

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Repeated digits will be your demise, giganigga! Observe!

Gay

Taking bodybuilding too far is just faggy and pathetic.
example:

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Only faggots lift.

Real men are just healthy.

imagine the sheer size and power of his cock

that guy has dork face in the after pic even though he's jacked. brutal truth, he slayed more puss in the before.

damn not gonna lie this guy has more visual muscle than i've ever seen

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Thats basically what i do. Swimming and running is great. Lifting is waste of time for me. If ever did hand to hand combat again. I would use my knife but i would like to keep my opponents out of reach of me.

Pretty cool, but probably terrible for your joints.

dat ass

Lol fucking faggot.

>the chad virgin vs the virgin chad

Women are more attracted to the guy on the left. Just saying

he's so hunky

came here to post this.

Shit's expensive user.

Clearly photoshopped

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i get that you're pulling a double jew bluff with all this because thankfully i'm on the lower end of the spectrum. at any rate i completely support you not being fat and all user but please post this bullshit on r9k in the future

Need pull-up bar

unironically the guy on the left gets more pussy, gymcels are socially inept

JESUS CHRIST! DISGUTInGSFSCOnDFDADADLÖF,SSSFsafasdf

oh but i am

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This isnt healthy.

22 inches here

you are literally lifting you homo
It's too late you are now of the big gay

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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Allegedly African genetics responds strongly to steroids. This is where all these Big Nigs come from.

>friendly reminder that all hardcore fags lift

I'm still guessing roids though? I always assume anyone bigger than me is on roids

Hahahaha Gewoon Boef man

At last it has shown itself. The face of the demon.

lifting is supposed to be a complement to your cardio and flexibility/athletic skills

it's the fat on your steak lad. you're missing the point. lifting is just a supplement and catch all word. training is the best word but larpy

Muscle fags are gay and no better than thots.

>sideways through the door
Kek every time

I'm not tall, no matter how much I lift I will get mogged by someone taller than me.
I'm not trying to get into the vanity either, I'll do other shit for exercise.

yeah but how thick are you?
my cock may only be 11 inches long but it's 9 inches thick.

Same holy shit lol